I think I'd be getting a heart attack from all the excitement if I was older

I'm literally shaking in anticipation

I think Zardon is testing to see who is the contestant most aligned to his chi(as in shutting up 'till the results come out). I'll go do my yoga and by majestically falling off my feet from the awkward position, a bang on the head will send me to that alternative dimension where I'll see myself opening the box and when I wake up, it will not have been a dream
Good luk to all of you and whoever gets it should open a thread to tell us how it's working, I know I will!