DH Competition: Win a Zotac 9800 GTX GFX

**kris23** · Apr 26, 2008, 02:07 PM

NO, NO, NOO!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

IIIIII NEEED..... this CARRRD

OR I SWEAR I AM HEADING TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION WITH ALL THEM PADDED WALLS AND STRAIGHT-JACKETS.....

and you all, saying hi to good old kris from 6 feet away behind a 4 Inch thick acrylic window....... bashing his skull away bit by bloody bit with a severed limb.....

yea..... i need the card because of the above... it may really happen......

so please, can i have the Zotac 9800GTX? i will be your best friend.

mike2h · Apr 26, 2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madgoat1979

ok, chill out and stop wasting DH's bandwidth. sitting there compulsively refreshing the page until someone posts so you can retort in some half assed effort to reclaim the attention your mommy never gave you is just not cool.

"don't be that guy."
(love jeremy piven)

~MG~

have yet to refresh a page. if you would have bothered to look before maikng your ridiculous post you would have seen that i can come in to the thread make a post or 2 then leave. not sure y u even give a sht how peeps post in a competition like this. & y would i miss my moms attention when yours gave me so much...
this is supposed to be a fun comp but there is always some idiot who wants to ruin things or get some sort of weird jealous/whatever thing going. pls get a life. ty.
& i will forgive your sillyness when i get this awsome card.

**kris23** · Apr 26, 2008, 04:11 PM

yea it is only supposed to be a fun competition, only reason im posting here other than winning is to plain have fun and waste my brainpower on dumb/weird things to say....

i think mike2h is doing something similar.... he just posts something then everyone that reads goes LOL.

almost every competition there is always someone that gets banned, Z has a very short temper for sore losers, negative people, and the like, play your cards wrong and that could be you....

just let everyone do what they wanna do and deal with it or just enjoy the responses like everyone else is...... theres nothing wrong with it, this competition was meant to generate site publicity.... and give the best responding member a shiny prize....

so when do i get the 9800GTX? because im clearly the best member here!

lol jk, i dunno how good i am..... good luck everyone!

mike2h · Apr 26, 2008, 04:33 PM

what he said^. now pls send me my card. i really do not want to do another rma with evga. especially has i will get a card bk that has a very good possibilty of having same/similar probs.
tyvm

**kris23** · Apr 26, 2008, 04:46 PM

ok, my dick is cherry red and feels like its on fire after jacking off to the pictures of the Zotac 9800GTX all day.....

in order for it to recover i'll need a bag of ice and the 9800GTX

im also suffering mental trouble like cozumel and his 3 personas....

yup..... im 5 people

its a party up in here but its too cramped up in here

mental asylum sounds like its closer than i thought.....

yea.... Zotac 9800GTX please! thank you!

RoyBatty · Apr 26, 2008, 05:02 PM

Giving the card to kris would only make his mental trouble worse, because after spoiling the 9800GTX he would want more and more, all he needs is a strait jacket. Just give the card to me and everything will be fine

Madgoat1979 · Apr 26, 2008, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike2h

have yet to refresh a page. if you would have bothered to look before maikng your ridiculous post you would have seen that i can come in to the thread make a post or 2 then leave. not sure y u even give a sht how peeps post in a competition like this. & y would i miss my moms attention when yours gave me so much...
this is supposed to be a fun comp but there is always some idiot who wants to ruin things or get some sort of weird jealous/whatever thing going. pls get a life. ty.
& i will forgive your sillyness when i get this awsome card.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kris23

almost every competition there is always someone that gets banned, Z has a very short temper for sore losers, negative people, and the like, play your cards wrong and that could be you....

just let everyone do what they wanna do and deal with it or just enjoy the responses like everyone else is...... theres nothing wrong with it, this competition was meant to generate site publicity.... and give the best responding member a shiny prize....

really guys? really? you've got to be kidding. would my post have been more acceptable if i had said "so just give me the card already" at the end like mike? every post in this needs to be taken with a grain of salt and maybe a shot of vodka, including mine. theres no jealousy, no bitterness, no stupidity. we're all here to have a good time and not take it so personally... you've said it yourselves...

so when good natured poking arises on your screen take that shot of vodka, recognize it for what it is and poke back. (sorry my mom never called ya back mike

lol) sorry for any confusion regarding my cynical sense of humor or my intentions toward this competition.

oh...oh... i almost forgot...
so just give me the card already!

LOL
good luck to all

~MG~

Aledronix · Apr 26, 2008, 10:51 PM

I deserve the card because I'm ready to assault the mail man and hijack the package should mike be chosen as the winner.
Of course I will need it while I'll be serving time in jail when I get caught, making my years fly like days, and saving me from savage butt raping since I'll be too busy levelling to go take a shower with the other inmates. My stench will make it impossible for me to have a cell mate for more than two minutes at a time leaving me to dwell on the wonders of 3d graphics.
My stench will become corrosive over time and it will help me escape prison and start my life over with the Zotac by my side every step of the way.
Mike will be so jealous I cant wait to see his posts on this thread

IEMC · Apr 26, 2008, 10:59 PM

I deserve this card because I have a condition known as "crappycomputer-itus"

It's rare, and the doctor said they might name it after me.

The only prescription I can take to cure it is "Zotac GTX GFX" in 9800 Mg dose.
Please cure my disease, as it may be fatal.

mike2h · Apr 27, 2008, 03:21 AM

hey madgoat, peeps usually put some sort of wink/smily face when they r jkn like that, otherwise ther is no way to know.
that being said, sorry i interpreted u wrong. & np k

gl to u2... as long as i win the card

BWX · Apr 27, 2008, 05:48 AM

I should win this card because I am not mike2h or Madgoat1979.

LOL, just kidding.

You should give me this card because after spending well over 500 bucks for my 7900GTX I still can't run many new games (even some older ones) with much antialiasing at all, even at low resolution. That's just wrong.

It would give me a reason to upgrade the rest of my rig too, so you'd be supporting the PC industry by giving it to me..

flamse · Apr 27, 2008, 06:04 AM

Hello. Currently I have a ATI Radeon 9800xt. If I win, my card would still be a 9800-"something". So changing card would easerly be overcomed.
Cheers

Falstaff · Apr 27, 2008, 08:04 AM

I would love to test this card on all levels in a computer built by Veridian 3

outsmarted · Apr 27, 2008, 08:59 AM

I really deserve this card 'cause I've never had a good graphics card.

I just bought my first new computer, and because I don't have much knowledge about graphic cards this has crappy Radeon HD2400 which is the bottleneck in my system for sure. Winning a Zotac 9800GTX would make my system perfect for gaming too! (Which wasn't planned when I bought this)

Neshi · Apr 27, 2008, 11:00 AM

I want to heat my room without turning the heater on, please give me the card now.. I'm freezing!

slugbug · Apr 27, 2008, 11:18 AM

I think I deserve to win this awesome graphics card because I like winning stuff

=CDU=Above · Apr 27, 2008, 11:43 AM

If I'm blessed with the card, Jake and I will build his computer together. He already can identify the major components of a computer and seems to understand what they do for the most part. I'd be happy to film parts of the build and do the first 4 year old work log that I know of for your site.

I have to go away for 5 days on business so I wont be around until the 2nd. I just want to wish everyone good luck on this.

It's a awesome prize for sure and anyone would be stoked to win it.
Good luck.

mike2h · Apr 27, 2008, 12:43 PM

pls end me the card so the milf doesnt have to die....PLS.

Shwa · Apr 27, 2008, 12:58 PM

I would REALLY like to get that awesome graphics card because:

1. I'm broke and I tried selling my consoles today, got denied.
2. I would get an NVIDIA GeForce 8400 GS 512MB PCIe, but I can't afford it.
3. I'm stuck with an NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200 128MB, so most good games my processor can handle, my graphics card can't.
4. It would be fun winning a contest for once.

Lowfat · Apr 27, 2008, 02:51 PM

I deserve this card because I'd I don't win it. I'll just kick the ass of whoever wins it and 'acquire' it from them

BlueMak · Apr 27, 2008, 03:45 PM

I deserve the card cause if I win it I will sell it for a small fortune and hire some company of heroes for myself.

Aledronix · Apr 27, 2008, 04:33 PM

A few weeks ago I scratched my scuter on the edge of a sidewalk while dodging a taxi.
Yesterday a friend of mine crashed his Aprilia when a truck almost ran him over.
It's dangerous out there!Save my life, send me the Zotac!

Aledronix · Apr 27, 2008, 06:14 PM

I also want the card so I can laugh in the face of my current Radeon X1300!
The poor bastard thaught he can take a break by blowing his own power socket. Now the motherboard beeps in mutany at startup, signing it's POST mortem!
I tried fixing it but the problem just keeps popping up again after a few start ups so I guess he just hates me for asking him to run Photoshop CS3 and 2006+ games.Send me the GTX and I'll send the old card and his friends packing!Just watch your head when you come into town. They'll all be flying out the window, first class with the boot express!
I'm preparing a cozy new system for him to call home once he gets here, and a long waiting lists of guests to come and drool at it(but not on it!).Yarrrgh! I can't wait to get my hands on it

hellsingfan · Apr 27, 2008, 07:28 PM

I don't think anyone deserves it, I just want it because I'm a college student and building my first HTPC rig, I will be running Live TV and HD content and really intense gaming. This card will be one of the best for the job with all the features it has. So you wanna help me out building this thing by letting me have this great card! I plain WANT IT! Not because I deserve it. (May