DH Competition: Win a Zotac 9800 GTX GFX

mike2h · Apr 16, 2008, 09:45 AM

huh, the girl wasnt really a girl... so send me this card so largeprint doesne make the biggest mistake of his life

mike2h · Apr 16, 2008, 09:50 AM

if i dont get this card everybody in my neighborhood is going to commit sepiku. now this doesnt really bother me in most cases but there are a few peeps i actually like. especially that hot milf across the street.
so pls hurry so we can stop this senseless slaughter... & save the milf.

Tinkerhell · Apr 16, 2008, 12:30 PM

Got milf?
I don't so I'd really like to have this card.

Tinkerhell · Apr 16, 2008, 12:39 PM

I can not tell a lie.
I don't deserve it.
No one deserves a card this good.
One could found a religion, dedicate his life to worship and offer up daily sacrifice upon the Zotec alter and still not really be deserving of this card.

But I will try. I will try to be deserving.
I'll build a custom system to surround, protect and swaddle this glorious piece of technomancy. I shall learn the ways of water cooling, over clocking and high end tweeking should I come into the possession of this masterpiece.

I meekly ask that you find my ambition worthy and bestow this honor to me.

Tinkerhell · Apr 16, 2008, 12:41 PM

My first son just celebrated his 1 week birthday. He would REALLLY love to have one of these for his present. He is facinated by the pretty flashy things on the screen and is sure that this card would make the prettiest, flashiest things possible.

Tinkerhell · Apr 16, 2008, 12:51 PM

My life is great!
I have a beautiful home, a happy healthy newborn son, a wife that still gets me all hot & bothered, a high paying programmer job with good benifits and I'm on course for my planned retirement at 55.

But what I don't have is this card.
I'm missing the final piece to the set! This can't be allowed to continue.

Neshi · Apr 16, 2008, 02:26 PM

this card would look awesome in my possession!

humonous · Apr 16, 2008, 04:03 PM

I would like this card because unlike most people in this thread I actually want to use it, not sell it for an organ im missing or to fund a heart transplant for my mother.

mike2h · Apr 16, 2008, 04:48 PM

please have a heart & save the milf.. send me card asap.

IEMC · Apr 16, 2008, 05:10 PM

I deserve this card because I still own a single core, low-to-mid level graphics card, 'gaming' computer.

I built this computer on 300 dollars and a dream. It accomplished this dream, but as you can see by the slim budget (which, by the way, was the only money I had, and has had for about a year (it's very tight)) the computer came out to be mediocre, at best.

With this card my gaming experience will be jump-started, as my GPU(s) will be the best there is.

With this card I won't be forced to fall into console gaming, which as all of us computer lovers know, has nothing on computer gaming. Nothing can top it, and it's a hobby we all love.

cell55 · Apr 16, 2008, 05:55 PM

I think i deserve this card because it would help me out alot...
Im pretty much a disabled person who made bad choices in life and now i pretty much dont have much of a life at all. all i do is play games and work on computers when someone has a problem or somethin.. not trying to give a sob story or anything.. i have an 8800gts 320 that works perfectly fine. although it could be better based on the games i play.. i dont have a job.. i have a small source of income so i have to really plan out upgrades long long long ahead of time when i do them. at the end of the month after rent bills etc i barely have enough money to play for my gaming subscriptions. heck if i won i wouldnt mind donating my 8800gts 320 to someone else because i would have no use for it.. im not out for money i just want to enjoy life to the fullest day by day and die happy..

im not saying i deserve the card because im disabled. i deserve the card because it would help.. i just was telling a little bit about myself.. and yeah the card i currently has runs all mmo's great.. except for the main one i play and that is vangaurd.. so how about it?

mike2h · Apr 16, 2008, 06:36 PM

forget all this silly tripe & SAVE THE MILF!! pls send card soonest... before we lose a precious resource.

dagski · Apr 16, 2008, 08:12 PM

driverheaven should give me this card, coz there's no way in hell that i can afford this sweet card here in our country.

thank you!

**kris23** · Apr 16, 2008, 08:50 PM

i want this card so i can use its heavy mass as a dick-weight to extend my penis in length.

[hobo]eclipse · Apr 16, 2008, 09:41 PM

......and the pigs take flight! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike2h · Apr 16, 2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kris23

i want this card so i can use its heavy mass as a dick-weight to extend my penis in length.

a feather will do that

so u obviously dont need the card. wich means z & co can send it to me.

indikator30 · Apr 16, 2008, 11:00 PM

A long time ago, in the islands far, far away.....

children and youngsters are behaving nasty
crime, drugs, gangsta are all in their daily life
not to mention free sex, abortion has become common
violence on da street means whoever got the gun, rules

seeing this everyone will agree that it will mean a lost of a very potential generation of our community
I realize that their exploding young energy and passion are in need to be expressed, in positive way off course
And then I saw this competition, "Game, Video Game" and Yes...that IS the answer, that is what will be able to channel our youngster passion
yeah, they can shoot, they can kill, they can f**k, but they do it in video game......and after all the self-expression they surely can continue their life normally.....

And you ask me am I? Yes I am ready
I am ready to become their savior, their guide
To introduce them to the video game
To the new positive self-expression
And in order to create a "new stuff hype", I need the chosen one
I need this super duper mega Graphic Card of
Zotac 9800 GTX
I believe they all will be astonished to the magic of Video Game
And soon one by one they will turn into good side

So please....please let me carry this burden
please let me lead them
let me bring them to their new bright future......
Our brotherhood is clearly hanging on balance......

roklipni · Apr 16, 2008, 11:45 PM

I deserve it just because I haven't even heard of Zotac before :$ ... Other than that, it would bring my computer back to life

Shaga · Apr 17, 2008, 01:32 AM

Been fan of nvidia for long but I just keep on winning ATI's. I want my nvidia god damned!

Colin Hussey · Apr 17, 2008, 03:07 AM

I have to have this card, my old PC is ready for a funeral, my current card is an outstanding leadtek, Geforce MX 400 with 64mg of ram. Hey, how many can survive on that these days?

mos2k · Apr 17, 2008, 03:10 AM

O boy... There goes my chances of wining LOL..

BryonB · Apr 17, 2008, 08:43 AM

I need this card because my GeForce 6600/Athlon XP can't seem to do hi-def MPEGs. With a video card like this, I could afford to update my motherboard, and then I could read the other hardware/game reviews on DriverHeaven.net with more interest, rather than just saying to myself, "Wow! That test system is only 100 times faster than my current system - whoopie! - the last one was 200 times faster."

ET3D · Apr 17, 2008, 08:59 AM

I want this card because the Radeon 3870 I won is so old hat...

Well, okay, I don't really need it. The 3870 is still good enough for me. The bottleneck in my PC now is the Athlon X2 3800+. How about a motherboard + CPU competition?

pyrogx2000 · Apr 17, 2008, 09:19 AM

Im getting green dot artifacts on my desktop with my current video card and need a new one!

kulmegil · Apr 17, 2008, 09:36 AM

DAD? Stop joking with this contest and go home (don't forget my card).
Mom saz You buy some tuna on the way.

cdb1077 · Apr 17, 2008, 10:56 AM

Why i need this card? cause since i play playstation 1 games, i almost never use my computer to play games. I just hate computer games so much because its need to upgrade video card everytime new games come out. So i don't think this card will last like playstation 1 or 2 or even 3 (around 5-7 years). but if this card can prove me wrong, i think i'll give it a shot. Peace.........