Zardon

ATi had a hard time picking a final winner so we have selected some of our favourites and want you guys to vote for a final winner. I will leave this open for 3 or 4 days so we can get enough votes and then the guy/gal with the most votes wins the card. Thanks for everyone who proposed some kind of "farting" monster, this certainly proved popular !

Please note we will be monitoring this vote and checking IPs for multiple voting cheats. We are well aware of the possible scams regarding this so please play fair ! Votes coming from external sources such as threads on other forums is also considered cheating. Guest votes are on JUST for Driver Heaven readers.

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winnebago
DriverHeaven Newbie

Biatcho

Distinctly whiny vocalizations and condescending nature, reduces even the strongest prey to broken sobs. Shooting at it makes it whine louder ensuring complete dominance. Resembles a cross between past girlfirends and parents at long range, cannot be seen from up close as whine completely incapacitates victims.

Tips to fighting: remove gun from holster, place against temple, pull trigger. Guaranteed that listening to Biatcho is a far worse fate.

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werty316
Chicka Chicka Yeah

Gigantor

is a large Lizard-like creature that walks on fours like a dog, its quick like a cheetah, strong like an elephant, and has rhinoceros think-like skin. Did I mention its invincible like Superman? Yeah, thats right, "Gigantor" is freakin' invincible. He'll f*** you up and take your cookies.


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The_Neon_Cowboy
DriverHeaven Extreme Member

Bone Zinger

Huge demonic creature with jagged boney semi metallic exoskeleton, oversized mouth, teeth and a boney spiked tail. Radiating a gaseous green toxic glow. Lets out Horrific Screams, large throw able sharp spines on its back and tail.
Stomps send out shockwaves that throw you back.


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EfrainMan
DriverHeaven Lover

Columnals

Two pillars of plasma rotating about each other that deal instant death when players come in contact with it. Has its own gravity well that draws players closer to it when in range. And you better beat it quick 'cause if you're too close when you destroy it: Kaboom!


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YAYitsAndrew
Your Inner Child

Discoordinator

Enemy grenade-like machine. When it gets close to a player, it latches on with a red beam and begins spiraling around the player. Until the Discoordinator is destroyed, the player's mouse look is reversed, making it difficult to aim. If it reaches the player before being destroyed, it explodes.


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swimtech
At Your Service...

Nightsmiths

Beings composed of dark matter, enclosed inside armored vehicles also composed of dark matter, so immune to most effects of standard energy weapons. Working primarily at night to conceal their presence and using guerilla tactics, they use dark projectile and high energy beam weapons against their adversaries.


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hackerx
DriverHeaven Senior Member

Glow Mummy

Looks much like an egyptian mummy,but is very agile and immune to most forms of damage.It attacks by wrapping up its victims in linen which it shoots from its arms and then shocks them.To avoid attacks it can split and reform at will.A fire attack can destroy it completely.


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RebeLone
DriverHeaven Junior Member


Agni - Fire God

This red skinned beast has three legs, seven arms, and two faces. It has an aura that burns everything near it. Agni can concentrate it's aura into one of it's seven arms and release it as a ball of fire. It is vulnerable after releasing it's aura.

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thenewguy001
DriverHeaven Junior Member

Eviseroth
The Eviseroth is an ageless, living bio-weapon, and the last remnant of an ancient, cataclysmic war. This destroyer of civilizations possesses terrible powers of psychic manipulation, and utilizes illusory deceit and telepathic attacks to close in on its victims to employ its deadly plasma claws.

sushrukh

Cheating maybe still occur sir.How do we know when someone uses multiple IPs/Proxies to vote for his entry ? I can see/predict the winner if that happens.

Zardon

sophisicated software. just like we use on the competitions to weed out guys who enter under 3 or 4 accounts to increase their chances (they are never picked).

I don't want a debate on this in the thread. rest assured the winner will get it fairly, all the people in the thread are already winners anyway.

sushrukh

How lucky they are. Wish i was that lucky.Anyways, may the best one win.

werty316

I totally wasn't expecting one of my entries to make it and I feel honored regardless if I win or not.


EDIT: when does voting end Zardon?

slugbug

No one liked any of my submissions A little too controversial maybe
Oh well, I won some nice ram from the other contest so I'm happy
I'll submit my vote in a bit.

Zardon

I will close it Monday night at 10pm GMT. Incidentally I want to point out to everyone we will be watching this........ and we have some pretty advanced software behind the scenes to check Ips and proxies etc.

I have already had some PM's about this so please everyone just enjoy this rather than analyse it. Leave that to us

werty316

I am not sure if this'll help or not but I think it would have been a better idea to only allow forum members to vote.

slugbug

Yes I agree, current forum members only.

Zardon

It really won't matter - I will be going through the results in great detail. I want to let forum browsers vote as we have a lot of readers who don't participate in debate or who even have a forum account, this seems fair to me.

Now can we please stop debating this, if you guys see how we check these competitions now you wouldn't even have concerns. Trust me!

The last competition we ran we had multiple cheats, instead of posting who they are, we just let them waste their time and they never even have a chance of winning. It will be the same with this, if I see anything fishy going on, that member will be omitted from the prize. Even if the poll shows them winning before it closes.

werty316

Hopefully everything goes smoothly and I look forward to seeing the results.

Good luck guys.

Erroneus

I expected the chosen one to be a more serious entry then many of those on the list, and not a "your momma shitting out grenades" creature, but fair enough

Voted for the most serious one.

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Zardon

Well wouldnt that have count you out of threads like this?

Please vote for me - Exiles, Fockers and Rogues

Zardon

Well in your own words "Anyways,there are lots of other sites too", right?

Win an ATI HD Radeon 3870 X2 from DriverHeaven - Page 2 - Bjorn3d.com Forums brought to you by XFX

Nice shirt man.

BlueMak

I voted for, eh I don't know if we are allowed to say it here. I voted for what I saw as a classic monster.

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werty316

Looks like the votes are off to a good start with some close results thus far however there still is plenty of time so it can be anyone's game.

peti1212

Good Luck Werty, I voted for you!

CoolZone

I have one little question regarding this question:
Where was it written in the contest rules that we had to post funny entries?
I thought we had to look over the Tabula Rasa bestiary and propose some monsters that eventually can be integrated for real in the game in the next expansion.
If I knew this I woud have posted completely different entries.

Anyway,I have placed my vote!

Blue Devil

I kinda agree with CoolZone, i tought it should be some serious stuff, and that maybe they would actually add the monster in the game in future updates...And i also would posted completely different monster....

BTW, I tough it was 50 words max...winnebago posts has 68 words....

I don't think my post will make any difference, but thats it.

sushrukh

It's natural that you'll get a bit frustrated & will feel deprived when you'll enter like in 30 contests & never win.What i've said was in utter frustration.If i'm not optimistic, i wouldn't have taken part in all your contests.I know i'll never win in Driverheaven, but i'll still try because i'm not one of those lucky people who wins in every contests ,nor can i afford buying PC parts because i have a large family which i have to look after.So, i can't buy anything for myself.You won't understand my pain but sorry for what i've written as you've quoted but that was just my frustration which was speaking.Nothing personal.I'm trying to win a ram contest since 3 years but couldn't even win even 1 contest (I've played like 50+ ram contests).

I'm really very sorry for that comment but it was completely my frustration which made me say that.Extremely sorry for that.

sushrukh

I'm agree with you two.And i also taken that "50 word" so seriously that my every entry counted just 50 words.

Zardon

wow sushrukh maybe you have some really bad luck. I mean its not like all the companies who run competitions know you are a whinger or something and deliberately dont pick you.

Most of the winners really have nothing to do with Driver Heaven.

Maybe you should just keep trying, hard decision to make I know?

Anyway lets keep the votes coming !

Zardon

It didn't, in fact it didn't say anything about the style of entry, because it was open to all entries. I think there are a few witty entries and quite a few GREAT, serious ones.

No offense guys but it seems everyone complaining in this thread are active members on bjorn3d or 3dgameman (yes I have all the threads). I am not sure what to say to that.

Do you think it would be possible if this thread didn't end up some kind of bitchfest against the winners? I mean our idea was to let people choose the winner this time which I thought was cool and a first really. Next time maybe we should just choose it ourselves behind closed doors.

Great to see our regulars holding the DH flag high as always though!

sushrukh

Thanks for understanding.Yes, i'll keep trying but donno how long will i be able to stay optimistic.I know sir, i post mostly in the contest threads but i'll try to be active in other parts of the forums too.

Anyways, sorry for getting a bit off-topic.Best of luck to entrants who are playing validly.

mos2k

good luck to the contestants

i voted

CoolZone

Regarding to what was said before:
In the contest description there was the following line:
[COLOR=#ffffff]"If you need some stimulation then be sure to check out our interview with Christofer Strasz, Lead Functionality and UI Designer and follow this up with a read of our Tabula Rasa review which we published a short while ago."[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#ffffff]From this we understand that the character,or monster we have to describe must be linked to the game theme and maybe included in the game future updates.Is this true or not?The contest description was not written by me,it is copy paste from the original.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ffffff]I am not against the winners at all,but the thing is the contest description was not right or the voting was not quite right.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ffffff]Can someone please explain to us what happened?[/COLOR]

We are not complaining about the winners,we only want to know how the voting was made and why.
[COLOR=#ffffff]I state again...I am not against the winners.[/COLOR]

Alex

wow really you guys need to stop complaining. If you come here just for competitions from other sites then do you really think you have the right to be complaining about everything? Most of the regulars here, enter, if they lose they get on with it, if they win its a bonus. Seems some of you expect to win for some reason.

Also sushrukh this whole sympathy thing just doesn't gel with me, you say you have a lot of kids and have no money, have you ever heard of contraception man? I know a guy who has a lot of hardware but his wife can't get pregnant and he is miserable because he wants a son.

Maybe we could do a swap over on the black market? he gives you his PC for one of the kids you don't like.

Anyway I voted for yayitsandrew, I think his creature would work great in the game.

Alex

yadda yadda yadda. I think I can speak for the driverheaven community when I state "shut up".

Have you actually READ the winners? there is ONE funny one (the first one in this list), ALL the rest seem pretty serious to me, well as serious as describing a fantasy monster could be.

You guys really just need to get back to your site, because you all sound like a bunch of little girls.

Don't mean to flame, Zardon I just know a lot of people are fed up reading this nonsense.

brutusmaximus

Zardon. Ban coolzone and sushrukh. they are on other sites bitching about this competition and they have no interest in this site at all, they are just here to try and get freebies because they think they "deserve" it for their lame ass entries.

As for werty. the guy should also be removed from this, he has about 5 other forum threads asking people to vote for him. How the hell is this fair? a DH regular should get this prize.

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CoolZone

I do not really understand why do you think that requesting for some clarifications mean that I am complaining.There are 2 different things.