BMG_Cya=-

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to
begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short: The
United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, Norway and Poland are some of
the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list.

My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this
evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to cut taxes and solve
some local problems.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will
hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed.

Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great
palaces there. Big tables, too.

I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets
to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed.

I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over
to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple of
extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna
put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty--starting
now.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "damn right .'"

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet.

It is time to cut taxes here because we will not be spending on other
peoples problems.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America.

Thank you and good night.

Zardon

That is a very immature post. I had expected more from you. and as a reminder keep the insulting of nationalities to a minimum, im the one who has to deal with 300 emails from french people or nationalities of people complaining about racism, not you, and it wears me out.

BMG_Cya=-

I don't think it was immature...just...hasty. And you are not half as tired as Iam hearing every european
bash america on every forum and board on the internet.

However...out of respect for you and the rest of the site...last reference withdrawn.

Zardon

Its not open for debate.

Telling canada, mexico and france to drop dead then ending a post stating the french can "suck you" isnt acceptable. Im leniant in this forum section but trust me my finger has been hanging over the delete key for many months because while im replying to PR emails, sorting out site content or working on designs im getting emails from people complaining that someone has just told them all to suck him off or that their country should be wiped out. If I was being a hard ass id just ban everyone who posts in here in this way. We might be down a few hundred members but the flipside is, hey those people who want to seriously debate politics can do so in a mature manner.

This is a political debate forum and the unfortunate thing is, ive seen that once some people get into this forum all personal restraint and decency just seems to vanish.