DH COMPETITION: Win a Nvidia/Leadtek 5700 Ultra

Z3r0 · Nov 21, 2003, 11:39 AM

Witty stuff down bottom

Nvidia: Bringing gaming into the 21st century
Nvidia: Bringing games to life
Nvidia: The future of gaming
Nvidia: Reality couldn't be this good
Nvidia: Pushing the frontiers of gaming
Nvidia: A market-proven leader / A recognised global leader
Nvidia: Superior performance and crisp visual quality
Nvidia: Performance, Stability, Longevity
Nvidia: 3-Dimensions never looked so good
Nvidia: Performance, Stability, Compatibility
Nvidia: Taking graphics to another level / Pushing graphics to another level
Nvidia: Breathtaking graphics
Nvidia: Immerse yourself
Nvidia: Uncompromising quality and completitive prices
Nvidia: The best in 2003 and beyond
Nvidia: The future looks bright, the future looks NVidia
Nvidia: Enhanced drivers for the very best experience / Developing drivers for the very best experience
Nvidia: Optimising your games / Bringing you optimal performance

ah right.. witty *sigh*.... lemme c

Nvidia: Driving the future of gaming faster than Michael Schumacher
Nvidia: Because I don't want to lag in smoke grenades
Nvidia: pwnage masters of the universe
Nvidia: Because ATI are n00b
Nvidia: Faster than the rest, but not just in tests (Ok I'm really running out of ideas now

)
Nvidia: FXing ATI / FXing good
Nvidia: The Dawn of a new era
Nvidia: Smarter than the average monkey
Nvidia: Rendering your fantasies
Nvidia: Unlike ATI we aren't run/managed by a Ho
Nvidia: Dawn comes with all our graphics cards, Really!
Nvidia: You'd be nuts to buy monkeys
Nvidia: Ho's are cheap, but ours are better
Nvidia: No cheap Ho's
Nvidia: No Ugly Ho's
Nvidia: Buy Nvidia and see Dawn strip, honest

Nvidia: Forcing the best out of our cards
Nvidia: Because we r0x0r j00 b0x0r
Nvidia: Because ATI don't have the force
Nvidia: Use the force / The force will be with you, always / The force is with you / The force is with us
Nvidia: For more than just monkeys
Nvidia: Without us you'd have no frags
Nvidia: Use the force, kill n00bs
Nvidia: Go and FX yourself
Nvidia: Come and play with Dawn
Nvidia: Play with Dawn and come (Hummmm

)
Nvidia: Because Dawn has big tits

Nvidia: You choose, naked monkey or naked Dawn
Nvidia: More processing power than a monkey
Nvidia: Evolution not Devolution
Nvidia: Protecting the community from bored adolescents
Nvidia: Leaving ATI in our wake / Leaving ATI behind / Leaving ATI in the dust
Nvidia: Someone has to make the best cards/chips!

Nvidia: Sexier than ATI
Nvidia: The face of the future, she has a nice body too!
Nvidia: Beyond your imagination and ATIs \o/

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 12:16 PM

nVidia : PWNAGE 101

nVidia : Who needs competitors in this market ?

nVidia : NFORCEs gaming from DUSK till DAWN

nVidia : WTF , that guy has teh L337 speedhax

nVidia : Pumps pixels till their exhausted

nVidia : Death to smoochie

krang · Nov 21, 2003, 01:33 PM

nVIDIA-a visual cure, not a socially transmitted disease. Get it today!

eyeguy616 · Nov 21, 2003, 02:16 PM

slogins:
Making your games play better.
Tons of video cards, lots of motherboards, 1 driver!

What I like about nVidia is that they have not only innovated in video cards but also in motherboards and onboard sound devices! Way to go, nVidia!

~eyeguy616

Penski · Nov 21, 2003, 02:31 PM

Some of my creations \o/

Nvidia: A digital phenomenon
Nvidia: Astounding graphics? Astounding realism? Its Nvidia. Its life astounding.
Nvidia: nTERing a new revolution. The nVIDIA revolution.
Nvidia: Bringing the cinematic era to your desktop.
Nvidia: A digital virtuosity. A digital proficiency. The new digital mastery.
Nvidia: Defining the future.
Nvidia: The FX Series - leaving infinity behind.
Nvidia: Leaders of the new epoch.
Nvidia: Its not a temporal flux. Its the FX series. Its lightyears ahead.
Nvidia: Imagination fueled. A reality met.
Nvidia: The FX line. A thrilling monstrosity to bring you to our world.
Nvidia: Unimaginable. Unthinkable. Unprecedented. Zero Cool.
Nvidia: Crack, dilly, doozie. Its wicked.

Why I like Nvidia ? My first card was an ATI rage. My second was a Geforce2 GTS. My Third was a Ti4200 and my fourth - a Ti4600

. I don't want a card for whose drivers I'll need to update everytime a new game is released.

VTSV · Nov 21, 2003, 02:59 PM

Editted by Moderator for inappropriate content.

Zerodamage

ISOPimp · Nov 21, 2003, 03:03 PM

- Strap yourself in and feel the GeForce.
- Have you had an Eyegasm today?
- Your monitor will thank us...

nVidia kicks so much ass its not even funny. Ever since my Voodoo card I have had a GeForce 2 MX, a GeForce 4 MX, and a GeForce 4 Ti 4600, and I have not been disappointed once. The drivers are so fricken leet, that I laugh at my stupid ATI friends who gotta upgrade and even DOWNGRADE to play games that I run flawlessly. Not only does nVidia have the fastest and most beautiful cards on the market, their dedication to customer satisfaction is beyond admirable. If anyone is deserving of free gifts, it's nVidia.

Cheers, ISOPimp

***Zardon*** · Nov 21, 2003, 03:10 PM

Please stick to the competition, lets not start an ATI v NVIDIA flame war in here, just post your entries -- nothing else

Selectaa · Nov 21, 2003, 03:27 PM

How bout; Who do you wanna frag today?

-Selectaa

animoco · Nov 21, 2003, 03:52 PM

Someone called you nVIDIOT? It's just nVIDIA.

GeForce eXFear ... Now try to eXFeel it.

tastyweat · Nov 21, 2003, 04:05 PM

"Nvidia... big on the inside... hot on the screen"

tastyweat · Nov 21, 2003, 04:07 PM

"Nvidia... eyecandy not to be missed"

tastyweat · Nov 21, 2003, 04:08 PM

"Nvidia... the "DAWN" of eyecandy" (with reference to Dawn tech demo...obviously) [[edit - spelling error]]

damiandimitri · Nov 21, 2003, 04:12 PM

visable the best

tastyweat · Nov 21, 2003, 04:12 PM

Nvidia... get in the game

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 05:25 PM

nVidia : KO's other companies like nVidiander Holyfield.

nVidia : KO's the competition harder than Silicon Mike.

nVidia : Takes a bite out of the competition in the ring....

nVidia : So fast that "optimizers" have to make patches just to restrain the FX from smacking down it's benchmarks.

nVidia : .13 nanometers of pure pixel DETONATING performance.

nVidia : Molex power for the power user.

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 05:30 PM

"We unearth the n'eXperience of n'experienced driver teams..."

-nVidia

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 05:36 PM

nVidia : Making your VANTAsy a reality.

nVidia : Causes VANTAsizing about PCB design and color.

nVidia : More reviews than a strip club.

nVidia : Frame rates smoother than Bacardi's finest rum.

nVidia : Infects more computers than the SQL Slammer worm

Draxis · Nov 21, 2003, 09:26 PM

"nVision -> nVention -> nThralled: nVidia"

- Draxis
DrkDraxis@aol.com

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 10:21 PM

nVidia makes special FX obvious with a big fat FX in your face on the front of boxes.

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 10:26 PM

nVidia Geforce Express : Now available at select Last Chance Gas facilities nationwide !

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 10:46 PM

nVidia , technology that carries you to the point of addiction with no hopes of return since you are AD@K ( Away,Dead At Keyboard)

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 10:51 PM

nVidia has image quality that is so sharp it keeps the bleeding edge of technology term literal.

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 10:54 PM

"We are committed to making the users experience more and more cinematic , one driver at a time...."

-nVidia

dja46121 · Nov 22, 2003, 12:20 AM

What kind of thrill ride would it be without the Geforce.

mainman · Nov 22, 2003, 01:08 AM

nVIDIA: If you have the knowledge look no further.

ShinX · Nov 22, 2003, 02:24 AM

nVidia : Ownage to the nth power

nVidia : is teh L337357

nVidia : OWNS j00

ShinX · Nov 22, 2003, 02:26 AM

nVidia : Makes "other" users red in the face with envy , just like the color of thier current video cards

The_Neon_Cowboy · Nov 22, 2003, 09:42 AM

Bringing Unified Compiler Technology To The Masses

ShinX · Nov 22, 2003, 10:59 AM

Dusk and Dawn , the way mascots dress to look as if they want to get laid.

nVidia : The way companies should get paid

nVidia : The way enemies are meant to be gayed (CS)

Nov 21, 2003, 11:39 AM	#61
Z3r0 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: London, UK Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Witty stuff down bottom Nvidia: Bringing gaming into the 21st century Nvidia: Bringing games to life Nvidia: The future of gaming Nvidia: Reality couldn't be this good Nvidia: Pushing the frontiers of gaming Nvidia: A market-proven leader / A recognised global leader Nvidia: Superior performance and crisp visual quality Nvidia: Performance, Stability, Longevity Nvidia: 3-Dimensions never looked so good Nvidia: Performance, Stability, Compatibility Nvidia: Taking graphics to another level / Pushing graphics to another level Nvidia: Breathtaking graphics Nvidia: Immerse yourself Nvidia: Uncompromising quality and completitive prices Nvidia: The best in 2003 and beyond Nvidia: The future looks bright, the future looks NVidia Nvidia: Enhanced drivers for the very best experience / Developing drivers for the very best experience Nvidia: Optimising your games / Bringing you optimal performance ah right.. witty sigh.... lemme c Nvidia: Driving the future of gaming faster than Michael Schumacher Nvidia: Because I don't want to lag in smoke grenades Nvidia: pwnage masters of the universe Nvidia: Because ATI are n00b Nvidia: Faster than the rest, but not just in tests (Ok I'm really running out of ideas now ) Nvidia: FXing ATI / FXing good Nvidia: The Dawn of a new era Nvidia: Smarter than the average monkey Nvidia: Rendering your fantasies Nvidia: Unlike ATI we aren't run/managed by a Ho Nvidia: Dawn comes with all our graphics cards, Really! Nvidia: You'd be nuts to buy monkeys Nvidia: Ho's are cheap, but ours are better Nvidia: No cheap Ho's Nvidia: No Ugly Ho's Nvidia: Buy Nvidia and see Dawn strip, honest Nvidia: Forcing the best out of our cards Nvidia: Because we r0x0r j00 b0x0r Nvidia: Because ATI don't have the force Nvidia: Use the force / The force will be with you, always / The force is with you / The force is with us Nvidia: For more than just monkeys Nvidia: Without us you'd have no frags Nvidia: Use the force, kill n00bs Nvidia: Go and FX yourself Nvidia: Come and play with Dawn Nvidia: Play with Dawn and come (Hummmm ) Nvidia: Because Dawn has big tits Nvidia: You choose, naked monkey or naked Dawn Nvidia: More processing power than a monkey Nvidia: Evolution not Devolution Nvidia: Protecting the community from bored adolescents Nvidia: Leaving ATI in our wake / Leaving ATI behind / Leaving ATI in the dust Nvidia: Someone has to make the best cards/chips! Nvidia: Sexier than ATI Nvidia: The face of the future, she has a nice body too! Nvidia: Beyond your imagination and ATIs \o/ Last edited by Z3r0; Nov 21, 2003 at 02:42 PM.

Nov 21, 2003, 01:33 PM	#63
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Nov 21, 2003, 02:31 PM	#65
Penski DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	\o/ Some of my creations \o/ Nvidia: A digital phenomenon Nvidia: Astounding graphics? Astounding realism? Its Nvidia. Its life astounding. Nvidia: nTERing a new revolution. The nVIDIA revolution. Nvidia: Bringing the cinematic era to your desktop. Nvidia: A digital virtuosity. A digital proficiency. The new digital mastery. Nvidia: Defining the future. Nvidia: The FX Series - leaving infinity behind. Nvidia: Leaders of the new epoch. Nvidia: Its not a temporal flux. Its the FX series. Its lightyears ahead. Nvidia: Imagination fueled. A reality met. Nvidia: The FX line. A thrilling monstrosity to bring you to our world. Nvidia: Unimaginable. Unthinkable. Unprecedented. Zero Cool. Nvidia: Crack, dilly, doozie. Its wicked. Why I like Nvidia ? My first card was an ATI rage. My second was a Geforce2 GTS. My Third was a Ti4200 and my fourth - a Ti4600 . I don't want a card for whose drivers I'll need to update everytime a new game is released.

Nov 21, 2003, 02:59 PM	#66
VTSV DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Editted by Moderator for inappropriate content. Zerodamage __________________ the bright end of nowhere > updated nov 16 Last edited by zerodamage; Nov 21, 2003 at 03:12 PM.

Nov 21, 2003, 04:05 PM	#71
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,776 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	"Nvidia... big on the inside... hot on the screen" __________________

Nov 21, 2003, 12:16 PM	#62
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia : PWNAGE 101 nVidia : Who needs competitors in this market ? nVidia : NFORCEs gaming from DUSK till DAWN nVidia : WTF , that guy has teh L337 speedhax nVidia : Pumps pixels till their exhausted nVidia : Death to smoochie

Nov 21, 2003, 02:16 PM	#64
eyeguy616 ZZzzzzzzzzzz........... Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 324 Rep Power: 0	slogins: Making your games play better. Tons of video cards, lots of motherboards, 1 driver! What I like about nVidia is that they have not only innovated in video cards but also in motherboards and onboard sound devices! Way to go, nVidia! ~eyeguy616

Nov 21, 2003, 03:03 PM	#67
ISOPimp DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6 Rep Power: 0	- Strap yourself in and feel the GeForce. - Have you had an Eyegasm today? - Your monitor will thank us... nVidia kicks so much ass its not even funny. Ever since my Voodoo card I have had a GeForce 2 MX, a GeForce 4 MX, and a GeForce 4 Ti 4600, and I have not been disappointed once. The drivers are so fricken leet, that I laugh at my stupid ATI friends who gotta upgrade and even DOWNGRADE to play games that I run flawlessly. Not only does nVidia have the fastest and most beautiful cards on the market, their dedication to customer satisfaction is beyond admirable. If anyone is deserving of free gifts, it's nVidia. Cheers, ISOPimp

Nov 21, 2003, 03:10 PM	#68
*Zardon* enchanted Join Date: May 2002 Location: Driverheaven Posts: 32,260 Rep Power: 3150	Please stick to the competition, lets not start an ATI v NVIDIA flame war in here, just post your entries -- nothing else

Nov 21, 2003, 03:27 PM	#69
Selectaa DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Høvik, Norway Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	How bout; Who do you wanna frag today? -Selectaa

Nov 21, 2003, 03:52 PM	#70
animoco DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Colima, Mexico Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Someone called you nVIDIOT? It's just nVIDIA. GeForce eXFear ... Now try to eXFeel it.

Nov 21, 2003, 04:07 PM	#72
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,776 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	"Nvidia... eyecandy not to be missed" __________________

Nov 21, 2003, 04:08 PM	#73
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,776 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	"Nvidia... the "DAWN" of eyecandy" (with reference to Dawn tech demo...obviously) [[edit - spelling error]] __________________

Nov 21, 2003, 04:12 PM	#74
damiandimitri DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	visable the best

Nov 21, 2003, 04:12 PM	#75
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,776 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	Nvidia... get in the game __________________

Nov 21, 2003, 05:25 PM	#76
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia : KO's other companies like nVidiander Holyfield. nVidia : KO's the competition harder than Silicon Mike. nVidia : Takes a bite out of the competition in the ring.... nVidia : So fast that "optimizers" have to make patches just to restrain the FX from smacking down it's benchmarks. nVidia : .13 nanometers of pure pixel DETONATING performance. nVidia : Molex power for the power user.

Nov 21, 2003, 05:30 PM	#77
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	"We unearth the n'eXperience of n'experienced driver teams..." -nVidia

Nov 21, 2003, 05:36 PM	#78
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia : Making your VANTAsy a reality. nVidia : Causes VANTAsizing about PCB design and color. nVidia : More reviews than a strip club. nVidia : Frame rates smoother than Bacardi's finest rum. nVidia : Infects more computers than the SQL Slammer worm Last edited by ShinX; Nov 21, 2003 at 10:49 PM.

Nov 21, 2003, 09:26 PM	#79
Draxis DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 30 Rep Power: 0	"nVision -> nVention -> nThralled: nVidia" - Draxis DrkDraxis@aol.com

Nov 21, 2003, 10:21 PM	#80
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia makes special FX obvious with a big fat FX in your face on the front of boxes.

Nov 21, 2003, 10:26 PM	#81
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia Geforce Express : Now available at select Last Chance Gas facilities nationwide !

Nov 21, 2003, 10:46 PM	#82
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia , technology that carries you to the point of addiction with no hopes of return since you are AD@K ( Away,Dead At Keyboard)

Nov 21, 2003, 10:51 PM	#83
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia has image quality that is so sharp it keeps the bleeding edge of technology term literal.

Nov 21, 2003, 10:54 PM	#84
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	"We are committed to making the users experience more and more cinematic , one driver at a time...." -nVidia

Nov 22, 2003, 12:20 AM	#85
dja46121 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5 Rep Power: 0	What kind of thrill ride would it be without the Geforce.

Nov 22, 2003, 01:08 AM	#86
mainman Mr. Nobody Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: OmniPresent Nightwatcher Posts: 5,939 Rep Power: 53	nVIDIA: If you have the knowledge look no further. __________________

Nov 22, 2003, 02:24 AM	#87
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia : Ownage to the nth power nVidia : is teh L337357 nVidia : OWNS j00

Nov 22, 2003, 02:26 AM	#88
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	nVidia : Makes "other" users red in the face with envy , just like the color of thier current video cards

Nov 22, 2003, 09:42 AM	#89
The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,135 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	Bringing Unified Compiler Technology To The Masses __________________ Last edited by The_Neon_Cowboy; Nov 29, 2003 at 05:09 AM.

Nov 22, 2003, 10:59 AM	#90
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	Dusk and Dawn , the way mascots dress to look as if they want to get laid. nVidia : The way companies should get paid nVidia : The way enemies are meant to be gayed (CS)