DH COMPETITION: Win a Nvidia/Leadtek 5700 Ultra

ShinX · Nov 20, 2003, 11:18 PM

Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia}
Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia}

When the 3DFX was nice, the MARKET was jumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
NVIDIA tell the fellas "… YALL FUNNA GET OWNED'…" {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the GEEKS report to the call
The 3DFX COME CRASHIN down

Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia}
Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia}

3DFX see ya' NVIDIA CARD headin up YOUR ally
THEY really want to skip town
Get NVIDIA off me, beast off me
Get back you MARKET HOGGING monger

Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia}
Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia}

I'm gonna tell yall NOOBIES sumthin {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any OPPOSING FANBOYs calling NVIDIA canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the NOOBIE "Hey NOOB, It's part of the DOWNFALL OF YOUR COMPANY!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}

The_Neon_Cowboy · Nov 20, 2003, 11:35 PM

nForceing Your graphFX Future

chipp · Nov 20, 2003, 11:46 PM

nVidia
Obscuring the line between 3D and reality

spark rain fire · Nov 21, 2003, 12:03 AM

tommorow is a brighter day, nvidia

Ev!L-aLphA · Nov 21, 2003, 12:07 AM

HEY ALL THE 3dfx was my idea

Ev!L-aLphA · Nov 21, 2003, 12:11 AM

[color=limegreen]Nvidia "We Got Funky Driver Numbers"[/color]

[color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] Dreams Come True... [color=red]ATI[/color] Keep dreaming

[color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] Who said directX 10 wont support us?

[color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] We got a sexy fairy! What do u have?

We [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] like our logo on all best selling games!

[color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color]: We will love you if you buy our stuff. if u dont u will suffer

Ev!L-aLphA · Nov 21, 2003, 12:15 AM

"Who needs [color=red]HL2[/color] ? we always got DOOM3," [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color]

[color=limegreen]Nvidia MAN [/color]for the pleasure of your pc.

One day our cards will be worth alot!

[color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color]: "Hey also 13 year olds know about us "

jeuda · Nov 21, 2003, 12:16 AM

woh.. december is a long way.... maybe end of november would be great!

Judas · Nov 21, 2003, 12:25 AM

Nvidia: We are just a few steps away from Rendering in 4 Dimensions....

Nvidia: If full motion Reality was mainstream, we'd be top notch and providing you with the pinch for your dreams

Nvidia: What'cha running at?

Nvidia: So you saw the Matrix? We could and will do that.

Nvidia: Were just holding back, i think the majority will agree that we don't need T1's kicking around yet.

Nvidia: Were gonna GETCHA!

Nvidia: First to provide so much eyecandy, it just might hurt.

Nvidia: "ARG, I'm blind!" "I didn't tell you to look directly AT the light, just walk into it."

Nvidia: Who wants icecream! Pure sweets for the eyes.

Nvidia: Holy Christmas! Santa is real!

Nvidia: Soon to used for Eye Chart Exams: Better or Worse? BETTER!

Nvidia: Making Reality seem Simulated

Nvidia: It's just to hard to explain, ........ KICKASS

Nvidia: "Whoa"

Nvidia: #@$%@....... I wanna do THAT again!

Nvidia: We have PCI Express! *wink wink*

Nvidia: "WTF was that?", "I don't know, it went by to fast"

Nvidia: We are inside your machine, waiting patiently for the suttle smooth sound of you creaming your pants as you gaze apon our glory

Nvidia: "What's that?", "Don't know, all i know is it works, it runs, it does what i want it to, and it fulfills every task that i throw at it. I couldn't possibly be happier"

Nvidia: From eye to eye, we WILL meet your needs, your wants, your desires. Just PLEASE, don't ask for a moka latia or something like that!

Nvidia: Your seconds away from a heart attack. Take an easy there, we know were that fast but settle down.

Nvidia: It takes a butcher a few hours to a few days to dice up a cow into hamburger, we give you the ability to do it in less then a second, right before your eyes!

Nvidia: We creemate on site as well!

Why do i love em? Well, you can't live without em, can't live with them, Without competition..... and some damn good competition for that matter..... it's nice to know that we can rely on em to push graphics forwards.... not a standstill.... i'll Congratulate anyone for that.... Another is the fact that it's excellent to see them being the first to bring some of the higher class features to the mainstream first.....

Driver 7 · Nov 21, 2003, 12:37 AM

NVidia: Extreme Graphical Experience.
Why I love NVidia. I have said it before and I will say it again. I think it's the best name in computing. I have as much faith in NVidia as the Sweedish have in IKEA. It's the first name I learned in computing and always have been fond of the NVidia Name.

jeuda · Nov 21, 2003, 12:38 AM

Just render it!
Don't just render it! Render it better!! -nVidia

Never leave home without it - Lan party with nVidia

How can I live without you... How can I see without u - Whitely Houston singing to nVidia

What'sup yo baby?! jump! jump!
See that FPS at that corner? Up! Up! - frame rates with nVidia

MSX · Nov 21, 2003, 12:45 AM

Seems to be a lot of subtle japes from members. In some cases right out mockery. Guys I suggest you edit your posts not to include these kinds of messages. They are giving away a free product here, and most of you if not all of you will be fine with nvidia cards in a year or two when they're past their current 'turbulence'. I mean show a little maturity. This is not really the place.

dja46121 · Nov 21, 2003, 12:48 AM

Only if you like to fly.

nForcer · Nov 21, 2003, 12:53 AM

....ah...I need a beer :P

Cyan007 · Nov 21, 2003, 01:56 AM

The future is coming, but Nvidia is now.

~~Optimummind~~ · Nov 21, 2003, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Talicni_Tom
nVidia: Following 3dfx till the end!

LOL, making fun of nVIDIA might not get you a free nVIDIA card.

Skull · Nov 21, 2003, 02:25 AM

keep the posts in this thread to genuine entries, this isnt a discussion thread

SeraphicSorcerer · Nov 21, 2003, 02:48 AM

Nvidia....Graphics Power so strong it keeps the gamers up from dusk til "Dawn"

roadrun7 · Nov 21, 2003, 03:25 AM

wash their hair? huh? that didn't make any sense man..

Here are my entries...

Nvidia - Accelerating your electrons for you, So you don't have to play with them.
Nvidia - Accelerating your electrons! No lubricant needed!
Nvidia - Shaping electricity, playing with your imagination
Nvidia - Use the force! Get your Nvidia power today!
Nvidia - Sleek, Slim, and Beautifiul... Even your signifigant other is jealous...

Game Addicts Anonymous, hates us... Your friends are jealous... Your signifigant other thinks you love it more than them... Your Dog/Cat hasn't been out in weeks... Nvidia - So addictive it should come with a warning label!

(An alternate ending to that would be) - Nvidia - So real, you'll forget to go to the bathroom!

Nvidia - 20/20 Clarity, for your 3D world!
Nvidia - Digital Love for your eyes
Nvidia - Art, at the speed of light!
Nvidia - Give your games a makeover, they're starting to look ugly!
Nvidia - Why overclock? Get the best!
Nvidia video cards, better than chocolate!
Nvidia video cards, The marriage your computer always wanted.

Nvidia - Innovative Cooling (so you don't get your fingers choped off!)
Nvidia - 9 out of 10 naked people prefer the GeForce (rather than being rain'don)
Nvidia - Making sure that "new smell" gets in every card we make.
Nvidia - Sculpting the fluid of imagination (and bringing it at the speed of light)

Nvidia - Meow! Meow! MOO! MOO! BARK BARK! Buck Buck! (sounds of farm animals attacking each other) -- (voice over says " Some peopl--err--animals will do anything for a geforce" , "Thats why I have mine right here (sound of plastic bag opening) interrupted by victorious cow from previos fight (sound - MOOOOOOO!) man screams, sounds of a cow man chase and him screaming "Your not getting it! its mine! its mine! fading out"

Nvidia - Its not how fast you go with it, its how you use it, (optional ending - ask your parents)
Nvidia - I like chicken, I like liver, Nvidia, Nvidia, will deliver.

Nvidia - Support the legalization of Cannabis, without it, you wouldn't be reading this right now. Roll a fat one, light it up, and always remember how much cooler that game seemed when it was running on a GeForce.

Numa · Nov 21, 2003, 04:07 AM

You want it fast?
You want it neat?
Mindblowing FX for you!

Driver 7 · Nov 21, 2003, 04:14 AM

NVidia: Bringing technology to it's knees.

Spyro124 · Nov 21, 2003, 05:07 AM

NVidia: Allways one step ahead.

Jaybo · Nov 21, 2003, 05:24 AM

Nvidia:

The only cards I trust to pump my pixels

Frenkie · Nov 21, 2003, 06:11 AM

My slogan:

Patches ? Patches?? We don't NEED no stinkin' patches !!!!

Saint_K · Nov 21, 2003, 07:22 AM

nVidia, it will render all else obsolete!

ShinX · Nov 21, 2003, 07:24 AM

Exceeds expectations as well as specifications

Michael Lerner · Nov 21, 2003, 08:11 AM

Editted by Moderator for inappropriate content.

Zerodamage

phroz3n · Nov 21, 2003, 10:01 AM

Editted by Moderator for inappropriate content.

Zerodamage

zerodamage · Nov 21, 2003, 10:46 AM

This thread is NOT a discussion thread.

This thread is for SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY.

flabioh · Nov 21, 2003, 10:52 AM

"We don't Cheat! Our cards are so good it just seems that way!"

Nvidia Rocks!

"If Nvidia were a state it would be a State of the Art!"

-flab

Nov 20, 2003, 11:35 PM	#32
The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,135 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	nForceing Your graphFX Future __________________ Last edited by The_Neon_Cowboy; Nov 29, 2003 at 05:10 AM.

Nov 21, 2003, 12:03 AM	#34
spark rain fire i am rad. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: central pa Posts: 236 Rep Power: 0	tommorow is a brighter day, nvidia __________________ ---- [color=red]http://www.invalidsystemdisk.vze.com[/color]

Nov 21, 2003, 12:07 AM	#35
Ev!L-aLphA \| n f e c t e D Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,116 Rep Power: 46	HEY ALL THE 3dfx was my idea __________________ R.I.P 8/8/04 4/21/08

Nov 21, 2003, 12:11 AM	#36
Ev!L-aLphA \| n f e c t e D Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,116 Rep Power: 46	[color=limegreen]Nvidia "We Got Funky Driver Numbers"[/color] [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] Dreams Come True... [color=red]ATI[/color] Keep dreaming [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] Who said directX 10 wont support us? [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] We got a sexy fairy! What do u have? We [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] like our logo on all best selling games! [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color]: We will love you if you buy our stuff. if u dont u will suffer __________________ R.I.P 8/8/04 4/21/08

Nov 21, 2003, 12:15 AM	#37
Ev!L-aLphA \| n f e c t e D Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,116 Rep Power: 46	"Who needs [color=red]HL2[/color] ? we always got DOOM3," [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color] [color=limegreen]Nvidia MAN [/color]for the pleasure of your pc. One day our cards will be worth alot! [color=limegreen]Nvidia[/color]: "Hey also 13 year olds know about us " __________________ R.I.P 8/8/04 4/21/08 Last edited by Ev!L-aLphA; Nov 21, 2003 at 12:24 AM.

Nov 20, 2003, 11:18 PM	#31
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia} Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia} When the 3DFX was nice, the MARKET was jumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo} And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo} NVIDIA tell the fellas "… YALL FUNNA GET OWNED'…" {Yippie Yi Yo} And the GEEKS report to the call The 3DFX COME CRASHIN down Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia} Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia} 3DFX see ya' NVIDIA CARD headin up YOUR ally THEY really want to skip town Get NVIDIA off me, beast off me Get back you MARKET HOGGING monger Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia} Who let that GeForce out {nvidia, nvidia, nvidia, nvidia} I'm gonna tell yall NOOBIES sumthin {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo} To any OPPOSING FANBOYs calling NVIDIA canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo} Tell the NOOBIE "Hey NOOB, It's part of the DOWNFALL OF YOUR COMPANY!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}

Nov 20, 2003, 11:46 PM	#33
chipp the butterfly lover Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,455 Rep Power: 0	nVidia Obscuring the line between 3D and reality

Nov 21, 2003, 12:16 AM	#38
jeuda DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2003 Location: Singapore Posts: 169 Rep Power: 0	woh.. december is a long way.... maybe end of november would be great! __________________ [color=gray] [color=sienna]:: A64 3000 \| Abit KV8 Pro \| 2x512 PC3200 [/color] [color=sienna]:: Galaxy N6600GT DDVI \| Audigy 2 ZS \| [/color][color=sienna]WD-Raptor 36GB[/color] [/color]

Nov 21, 2003, 12:37 AM	#40
Driver 7 Discombobulated NVidiot Join Date: May 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC - CANADA Posts: 1,015 Rep Power: 0	NVidia: Extreme Graphical Experience. Why I love NVidia. I have said it before and I will say it again. I think it's the best name in computing. I have as much faith in NVidia as the Sweedish have in IKEA. It's the first name I learned in computing and always have been fond of the NVidia Name. __________________ [COLOR=Black]Asus A8N Deluxe SLI, AMD64 4200 X2 Dual Core, 2x 6800's, Corsair TwinX PC4000 DDR500, Yamaha F1 cdrw, Soundblaster Audigy 2, 2 SATA 120 gig Maxtor HD's, Raid 0 array, Altec Lancing 5.1 Surround Speakers, Thermaltake Xaser III Case, Stealth 470w Power supply, 21.3" Samsung widescreen, MX1000 Lazer mouse.[/COLOR]

Nov 21, 2003, 12:38 AM	#41
jeuda DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2003 Location: Singapore Posts: 169 Rep Power: 0	Just render it! Don't just render it! Render it better!! -nVidia Never leave home without it - Lan party with nVidia How can I live without you... How can I see without u - Whitely Houston singing to nVidia What'sup yo baby?! jump! jump! See that FPS at that corner? Up! Up! - frame rates with nVidia

Nov 21, 2003, 12:45 AM	#42
MSX Burning the frozen... Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,202 Rep Power: 0	Seems to be a lot of subtle japes from members. In some cases right out mockery. Guys I suggest you edit your posts not to include these kinds of messages. They are giving away a free product here, and most of you if not all of you will be fine with nvidia cards in a year or two when they're past their current 'turbulence'. I mean show a little maturity. This is not really the place.

Nov 21, 2003, 12:48 AM	#43
dja46121 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5 Rep Power: 0	NVIDIA Only if you like to fly.

Nov 21, 2003, 12:53 AM	#44
nForcer Twice the fun! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,404 Rep Power: 0	NVIDIA...... ....ah...I need a beer :P

Nov 21, 2003, 01:56 AM	#45
Cyan007 DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 212 Rep Power: 0	The future is coming, but Nvidia is now. __________________ Microsoft Windows XP Home SP2 Shuttle SN95G5 v3 AMD Athlon 64 3200+ Geil 1024MB PC3200 DDR400 (512x2) ATI AIW Radeon X800XT Creative Sound Blaster Audigy 2 Seagate Barracude 500GB SATA

Nov 21, 2003, 02:25 AM	#47
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Nov 21, 2003, 02:48 AM	#48
SeraphicSorcerer Driverheaven's Sorcerer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 1,136 Rep Power: 74 System Specs	Nvidia....Graphics Power so strong it keeps the gamers up from dusk til "Dawn" __________________

Nov 21, 2003, 03:25 AM	#49
roadrun7 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	wash their hair? huh? that didn't make any sense man.. Here are my entries... Nvidia - Accelerating your electrons for you, So you don't have to play with them. Nvidia - Accelerating your electrons! No lubricant needed! Nvidia - Shaping electricity, playing with your imagination Nvidia - Use the force! Get your Nvidia power today! Nvidia - Sleek, Slim, and Beautifiul... Even your signifigant other is jealous... Game Addicts Anonymous, hates us... Your friends are jealous... Your signifigant other thinks you love it more than them... Your Dog/Cat hasn't been out in weeks... Nvidia - So addictive it should come with a warning label! (An alternate ending to that would be) - Nvidia - So real, you'll forget to go to the bathroom! Nvidia - 20/20 Clarity, for your 3D world! Nvidia - Digital Love for your eyes Nvidia - Art, at the speed of light! Nvidia - Give your games a makeover, they're starting to look ugly! Nvidia - Why overclock? Get the best! Nvidia video cards, better than chocolate! Nvidia video cards, The marriage your computer always wanted. Nvidia - Innovative Cooling (so you don't get your fingers choped off!) Nvidia - 9 out of 10 naked people prefer the GeForce (rather than being rain'don) Nvidia - Making sure that "new smell" gets in every card we make. Nvidia - Sculpting the fluid of imagination (and bringing it at the speed of light) Nvidia - Meow! Meow! MOO! MOO! BARK BARK! Buck Buck! (sounds of farm animals attacking each other) -- (voice over says " Some peopl--err--animals will do anything for a geforce" , "Thats why I have mine right here (sound of plastic bag opening) interrupted by victorious cow from previos fight (sound - MOOOOOOO!) man screams, sounds of a cow man chase and him screaming "Your not getting it! its mine! its mine! fading out" Nvidia - Its not how fast you go with it, its how you use it, (optional ending - ask your parents) Nvidia - I like chicken, I like liver, Nvidia, Nvidia, will deliver. Nvidia - Support the legalization of Cannabis, without it, you wouldn't be reading this right now. Roll a fat one, light it up, and always remember how much cooler that game seemed when it was running on a GeForce. Last edited by roadrun7; Dec 17, 2003 at 08:39 PM.

Nov 21, 2003, 04:07 AM	#50
Numa DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Belgium Posts: 66 Rep Power: 0	You want it fast? You want it neat? Mindblowing FX for you! __________________ My computer's too old

Nov 21, 2003, 04:14 AM	#51
Driver 7 Discombobulated NVidiot Join Date: May 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC - CANADA Posts: 1,015 Rep Power: 0	NVidia: Bringing technology to it's knees. __________________ [COLOR=Black]Asus A8N Deluxe SLI, AMD64 4200 X2 Dual Core, 2x 6800's, Corsair TwinX PC4000 DDR500, Yamaha F1 cdrw, Soundblaster Audigy 2, 2 SATA 120 gig Maxtor HD's, Raid 0 array, Altec Lancing 5.1 Surround Speakers, Thermaltake Xaser III Case, Stealth 470w Power supply, 21.3" Samsung widescreen, MX1000 Lazer mouse.[/COLOR]

Nov 21, 2003, 05:07 AM	#52
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Nov 21, 2003, 05:24 AM	#53
Jaybo DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Nvidia: The only cards I trust to pump my pixels __________________ "You weak, pathetic fool" -Shao Kahn of MK

Nov 21, 2003, 06:11 AM	#54
Frenkie DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	My slogan: Patches ? Patches?? We don't NEED no stinkin' patches !!!!

Nov 21, 2003, 07:22 AM	#55
Saint_K InSaNe Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Den haag, netherlands Posts: 836 Rep Power: 0	nVidia, it will render all else obsolete!

Nov 21, 2003, 07:24 AM	#56
ShinX DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	Exceeds expectations as well as specifications

Nov 21, 2003, 08:11 AM	#57
Michael Lerner DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Editted by Moderator for inappropriate content. Zerodamage Last edited by zerodamage; Nov 21, 2003 at 10:49 AM.

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Nov 21, 2003, 10:46 AM	#59
zerodamage DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 3,574 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Read Me. This thread is NOT a discussion thread. This thread is for SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY. Last edited by zerodamage; Nov 21, 2003 at 11:48 AM.

Nov 21, 2003, 10:52 AM	#60
flabioh DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	"We don't Cheat! Our cards are so good it just seems that way!" Nvidia Rocks! "If Nvidia were a state it would be a State of the Art!" -flab