VisionTek Xtasy 9800 PRO Review

Dom · Jul 1, 2003, 06:31 AM

Illest bro on da block. The Xtasy 9800 Pro, reppin ATI’s RADEON 9800 Pro VPU with 128MB DDR memory be kickn the crap outta demanding applications. Bring’n the heat through 8 pipelines, front’n 3 billion pixels per second! If that ain’t ‘nuff for ya, try 4 parallel geo-metry engines kick’n 380 million polygons per second. The 9800 Pro reps 128-bit, 64-bit, and 32-bit floating-point color formats. Hi-res 32-bit, 3D gaming up to 2048x1536 means that when ‘demanding applications’ comes out to play…the 9800 Pro be kick’n the crap outta that motha…be cry’n like a little girl.”

The above paragraph comes straight from the back of VisionTek’s Xtasy 9800 Pro 128MB AGP card, and is perhaps one of the funniest product descriptions I’ve ever read. In fact, I was “cry’n like a little girl” myself. VisionTek, it seems, has adopted a sassy new image that ranges from employing hip street lingo to poking fun at its competitor’s gaffes.

Head on over to FiringSquade.com for the rest of the review

Jul 1, 2003, 06:31 AM	#1
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,942 Rep Power: 0	VisionTek Xtasy 9800 PRO Review Illest bro on da block. The Xtasy 9800 Pro, reppin ATI’s RADEON 9800 Pro VPU with 128MB DDR memory be kickn the crap outta demanding applications. Bring’n the heat through 8 pipelines, front’n 3 billion pixels per second! If that ain’t ‘nuff for ya, try 4 parallel geo-metry engines kick’n 380 million polygons per second. The 9800 Pro reps 128-bit, 64-bit, and 32-bit floating-point color formats. Hi-res 32-bit, 3D gaming up to 2048x1536 means that when ‘demanding applications’ comes out to play…the 9800 Pro be kick’n the crap outta that motha…be cry’n like a little girl.” The above paragraph comes straight from the back of VisionTek’s Xtasy 9800 Pro 128MB AGP card, and is perhaps one of the funniest product descriptions I’ve ever read. In fact, I was “cry’n like a little girl” myself. VisionTek, it seems, has adopted a sassy new image that ranges from employing hip street lingo to poking fun at its competitor’s gaffes. Head on over to FiringSquade.com for the rest of the review