DH & GH Competition: Win a Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition

inveigle · Oct 26, 2007, 11:32 AM

The reason I need this beautiful card is to put it into my childrens computer, I have a EVGA 8800 GTS in my rig, so my 8yr old son and I can play Company of Heroes via LAN together. The current video card in there just isn't cutting it.

texanman · Oct 26, 2007, 11:32 AM

I need this card because when the evil monkeys attacked me they ransacked my house, took everything that I loved and cared for and now I am stuck living on the streets lonely wishing that my computer could play games like World In Conflict, but I am stuck with my backup computer that runs off of old toothpaste. If you find it in your hearts kind people. I wish to have this card.

Vikingod · Oct 26, 2007, 11:37 AM

Groooooooaan, Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition groannnnn groann Bioshock. Grooooaanan, squeek, grooooan, Big Daddy, groooooaaaaaaaannnnnn.

Vikingod · Oct 26, 2007, 11:51 AM

I need this card to upgrade my HAL unit. How the hell am I supposed to find this moon artifact at 640*480, using a 2001 GPU? Grips, 6 years is like 200 years in computer age. Plus, HAL is really creeping me out lately.

[hobo]eclipse · Oct 26, 2007, 11:55 AM

i need this card like a hole in the head

[hobo]eclipse · Oct 26, 2007, 11:56 AM

i need this card like i need everything else in the world to complete my quest of world domination!

slugbug · Oct 26, 2007, 12:07 PM

I need this video card to play Call of Duty 4. Osama blew up my old video card with his WMD's!

YAYitsAndrew · Oct 26, 2007, 12:39 PM

Give me the card so I can play UT3 or I'll make sure the Dirty Dancing Game gets released.

OFerdinandO · Oct 26, 2007, 01:13 PM

I'm proberly the only real Eskimo, that can keep this Babe 100% Cool o<(;o)

Vikingod · Oct 26, 2007, 01:28 PM

Need... this card.... and water...to survive... the industrial, desert wasteland.. that is.... Team Fortress 2...

Rokkk · Oct 26, 2007, 01:48 PM

I need this card as my dog pee'ed inside my computer which's case was ofcourse open and poor fellow aimed straight on at my X1900XT which naturally got bit angry and popped out some nice grey smoke and terrifying scream which scared my lovely dog like never before ! So apparently i could use a new gfx card

Waiting for Alan Wake...

TheChad · Oct 26, 2007, 02:18 PM

I need this card, because some day the Sun will spontaneously combust and the world as we know it will cease to exist...I would like to play some awesome games before then....just sayin'.

Vikingod · Oct 26, 2007, 02:34 PM

I will need this card to play Mafia 2.

Wha? You want more information? Why you askin' so many questions? Hey, Vinny, get a load of this guy..., Mr. Question Asker. You know what guys get who ask too many questions, don't you?...

~~werty316~~ · Oct 26, 2007, 02:40 PM

I need this card as my current video card is weak and I don't get any kind of decent frames. Its like the games are stuttering like a speech impediment. Duh,.. duh,..... duh,... duh slow @$$ frames! ARGH!

~~werty316~~ · Oct 26, 2007, 02:44 PM

I like this Zotac 8800GTX because everyone else does and just like the XBOX 360 slogan, I'll jump in.

Neshi · Oct 26, 2007, 02:46 PM

As i can't play Bioshock with my current card, i would do good with winning this card so i can play it finally!!

Neshi · Oct 26, 2007, 02:48 PM

My mom found out i can win this card, so she threatened me. Or i get this card, or she will throw me out of the house... "I like to play games too" is what she said after seeing some in-game screens of The Sims..

~~werty316~~ · Oct 26, 2007, 03:35 PM

I want this Zotac 8800GTS so I don't end up like this, this, this or this due to poor frames.

robodude666 · Oct 26, 2007, 03:35 PM

I need this card so that I can afford to play my future copy of the orange box and very high graphics because I am a poor college student.

Ferret_Style · Oct 26, 2007, 04:21 PM

I want this card cause .... well cause it would be cool to play old school Unreal tournament at 10000000 FPS!

SirMango · Oct 26, 2007, 04:22 PM

That guy on the cooler is probably the only reason why I would want the card

SirMango · Oct 26, 2007, 04:23 PM

I need this video card to replace the current one in my laptop which can barely play anything. Wait... that doesn't make sense.

SirMango · Oct 26, 2007, 04:25 PM

Only an "uber sexy card" like the Zotac will allow me to win the hearts of all the girl geeks in the world!

slugbug · Oct 26, 2007, 04:39 PM

I want this card so I can impress the babes with my awesome Hello Kitty gaming skills

RStrada · Oct 26, 2007, 05:49 PM

I need this card to avoid an emotional CRYSIS, and don't start a World Conflict

j2t · Oct 26, 2007, 06:06 PM

I need this card because my 1000W power supply needs something to make it feel wanted

j2t · Oct 26, 2007, 06:07 PM

I need this card to help heat up my room in the coldest of winter nights in Florida

j2t · Oct 26, 2007, 06:12 PM

Well, my wife said I need this card like I need a hole in my head, and right now I really need a hole in my head

[hobo]eclipse · Oct 26, 2007, 06:19 PM

Can't go on without my Zotac......... I need it......... for the future of mankind..........

Tril · Oct 26, 2007, 07:34 PM

I totally need this card because I'm getting under 1 frames per seconds with the highest graphical settings in DiRT demo on my 7900GT.

Oct 26, 2007, 11:32 AM	#152
texanman DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: austin Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Very Desperate I need this card because when the evil monkeys attacked me they ransacked my house, took everything that I loved and cared for and now I am stuck living on the streets lonely wishing that my computer could play games like World In Conflict, but I am stuck with my backup computer that runs off of old toothpaste. If you find it in your hearts kind people. I wish to have this card.

Oct 26, 2007, 11:37 AM	#153
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	Groooooooaan, Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition groannnnn groann Bioshock. Grooooaanan, squeek, grooooan, Big Daddy, groooooaaaaaaaannnnnn. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 26, 2007, 11:51 AM	#154
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I need this card to upgrade my HAL unit. How the hell am I supposed to find this moon artifact at 640480, using a 2001 GPU? Grips, 6 years is like 200 years in computer age. Plus, HAL is really creeping me out lately. __________________ How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 26, 2007, 11:55 AM	#155
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,578 Rep Power: 51 System Specs	i need this card like a hole in the head __________________ seeing the same things over again, repeating the same slogans we don't know where we've been

Oct 26, 2007, 11:56 AM	#156
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,578 Rep Power: 51 System Specs	i need this card like i need everything else in the world to complete my quest of world domination! __________________ seeing the same things over again, repeating the same slogans we don't know where we've been

Oct 26, 2007, 11:32 AM	#151
inveigle DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gresha, OR Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	The reason I need this beautiful card is to put it into my childrens computer, I have a EVGA 8800 GTS in my rig, so my 8yr old son and I can play Company of Heroes via LAN together. The current video card in there just isn't cutting it.

Oct 26, 2007, 12:07 PM	#157
slugbug Going Broke Saving Money Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 347 Rep Power: 46 System Specs	I need this video card to play Call of Duty 4. Osama blew up my old video card with his WMD's!

Oct 26, 2007, 12:39 PM	#158
YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,583 Rep Power: 64 System Specs	Give me the card so I can play UT3 or I'll make sure the Dirty Dancing Game gets released. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism So you think piracy isn't hurting anyone? www.yayitsandrew.com

Oct 26, 2007, 01:13 PM	#159
OFerdinandO DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	I'm proberly the only real Eskimo, that can keep this Babe 100% Cool o<(;o)

Oct 26, 2007, 01:28 PM	#160
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	Need... this card.... and water...to survive... the industrial, desert wasteland.. that is.... Team Fortress 2... __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 26, 2007, 01:48 PM	#161
Rokkk Hanging around Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 66 Rep Power: 0	I need this card as my dog pee'ed inside my computer which's case was ofcourse open and poor fellow aimed straight on at my X1900XT which naturally got bit angry and popped out some nice grey smoke and terrifying scream which scared my lovely dog like never before ! So apparently i could use a new gfx card Waiting for Alan Wake... __________________ Soon'ish new hardware...

Oct 26, 2007, 02:18 PM	#162
TheChad DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Must Have!! I need this card, because some day the Sun will spontaneously combust and the world as we know it will cease to exist...I would like to play some awesome games before then....just sayin'.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:34 PM	#163
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I will need this card to play Mafia 2. Wha? You want more information? Why you askin' so many questions? Hey, Vinny, get a load of this guy..., Mr. Question Asker. You know what guys get who ask too many questions, don't you?... __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 26, 2007, 02:40 PM	#164
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	I need this card as my current video card is weak and I don't get any kind of decent frames. Its like the games are stuttering like a speech impediment. Duh,.. duh,..... duh,... duh slow @$$ frames! ARGH! Last edited by werty316; Oct 26, 2007 at 02:48 PM.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:44 PM	#165
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	I like this Zotac 8800GTX because everyone else does and just like the XBOX 360 slogan, I'll jump in.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:46 PM	#166
Neshi S.N.A.F.U. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: at home Posts: 1,860 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	As i can't play Bioshock with my current card, i would do good with winning this card so i can play it finally!! __________________ If one does not attach himself to people and desire, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live? The only guarantee in life is failure, to achieve success you have to take risks.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:48 PM	#167
Neshi S.N.A.F.U. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: at home Posts: 1,860 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	My mom found out i can win this card, so she threatened me. Or i get this card, or she will throw me out of the house... "I like to play games too" is what she said after seeing some in-game screens of The Sims.. __________________ If one does not attach himself to people and desire, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live? The only guarantee in life is failure, to achieve success you have to take risks. Last edited by Neshi; Oct 28, 2007 at 06:16 AM.

Oct 26, 2007, 03:35 PM	#168
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	I want this Zotac 8800GTS so I don't end up like this, this, this or this due to poor frames.

Oct 26, 2007, 03:35 PM	#169
robodude666 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	I need this card so that I can afford to play my future copy of the orange box and very high graphics because I am a poor college student.

Oct 26, 2007, 04:22 PM	#171
SirMango DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere on DriverHeaven Posts: 372 Rep Power: 0	That guy on the cooler is probably the only reason why I would want the card

Oct 26, 2007, 04:23 PM	#172
SirMango DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere on DriverHeaven Posts: 372 Rep Power: 0	I need this video card to replace the current one in my laptop which can barely play anything. Wait... that doesn't make sense.

Oct 26, 2007, 04:25 PM	#173
SirMango DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere on DriverHeaven Posts: 372 Rep Power: 0	Only an "uber sexy card" like the Zotac will allow me to win the hearts of all the girl geeks in the world!

Oct 26, 2007, 04:39 PM	#174
slugbug Going Broke Saving Money Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 347 Rep Power: 46 System Specs	I want this card so I can impress the babes with my awesome Hello Kitty gaming skills Last edited by slugbug; Oct 30, 2007 at 02:46 PM.

Oct 26, 2007, 05:49 PM	#175
RStrada DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Culiacan, Sinaloa, Mexico Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Crysis I need this card to avoid an emotional *CRYSIS, and don't start a World Conflict* __________________ \|2][c@\|2D0 Last edited by RStrada; Oct 26, 2007 at 05:56 PM.

Oct 26, 2007, 06:06 PM	#176
j2t DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	I need this card because my 1000W power supply needs something to make it feel wanted

Oct 26, 2007, 06:07 PM	#177
j2t DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	I need this card to help heat up my room in the coldest of winter nights in Florida

Oct 26, 2007, 06:12 PM	#178
j2t DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	Well, my wife said I need this card like I need a hole in my head, and right now I really need a hole in my head

Oct 26, 2007, 06:19 PM	#179
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,578 Rep Power: 51 System Specs	Can't go on without my Zotac......... I need it......... for the future of mankind.......... __________________ seeing the same things over again, repeating the same slogans we don't know where we've been

Oct 26, 2007, 07:34 PM	#180
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,561 Rep Power: 39 System Specs	I totally need this card because I'm getting under 1 frames per seconds with the highest graphical settings in DiRT demo on my 7900GT.