DH & GH Competition: Win a Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 07:53 PM

I could use this card to play Dungeon Keeper 2 at really high settings. I mean, like really high.

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 07:55 PM

I need this card to play the Sims 2 because my Sim, Aloisious McGurty, lets me so. Other than that, he only says "Kill, kill, kill..."

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 07:58 PM

I need this card to play a free Korean MMO set in the future, or in feudal time, where you can fly or turn into a monster or something. Because after 45 hours of straight farming for flying heads, a man should be proud of the machine that has become his girlfriend.

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 08:03 PM

I want to have this card so that I can play Jericho at settings so high, I can taste it!

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 08:05 PM

I need this card to play Guild Wars: Eye of the North, because, well, there's vikingirls in it... get it.. he he... ok then, back to work...

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 08:13 PM

I need this card because when I told my computer the recommeded specs for Crysis, it ran under the couch and hasn't been seen since.

Guyver2K5 · Oct 25, 2007, 08:31 PM

I dont NEED this card, but i sure fucking WANT it.

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 08:52 PM

Having that card would make slapping the snot out of my Tiger in Black and White 2 just that much more fun.

Vikingod · Oct 25, 2007, 08:55 PM

I bet that card would make the dance scenes in Sid Meier's Pirates tolerable, and that says quite a bit.

dagski · Oct 25, 2007, 10:38 PM

i need this card to have a taste of DX10. dx10 screenies are boring.

OpusP.Gladiator · Oct 25, 2007, 11:21 PM

My Dog [COLOR=Lime]pee'd [/COLOR]on my Step-son's Computer and now I am responsible and have to buy him a new system since it was 'Fried' (and not like green tomatoes) When all he had to do was keep his door to his room closed!
I really am in dire straits about needing a new high end pre overclocked Zotac 8800 GTX!!! I promise I'll give him my card with his new system so he can play Guildwars And I will be able to keep up with my Fiance's 8800gts in UT3...
I could go on and on but then you said to keep it funny...

[COLOR=White][COLOR=Yellow] Many thanks to DH/GH and Zotac for running such a great competition which will surely be the biggest one yet![/COLOR][/COLOR]

Frank_G · Oct 25, 2007, 11:26 PM

I need this card so I can play any game I want to on my monitor at full resolution of 1920 x 1200 especially UT3 Demo!!!!!

CoolZone · Oct 26, 2007, 12:13 AM

I need to win this card because its [COLOR=green]look[/COLOR] is DEADLY,the [COLOR=blue]cooling[/COLOR] is SILENT, the [COLOR=red]performance[/COLOR] is UNSTOPPABLE,and the [COLOR=seagreen]extra bump[/COLOR] that gives you in NFS Pro Street is UNMEASURABLE!

jjcoolkl · Oct 26, 2007, 12:19 AM

Would you kindly give me this card to play Bioshock, The Orange Box and Crysis in their full glory? With my current card I don't find Companion Cube very attractive.

thain1982 · Oct 26, 2007, 12:38 AM

I need this card because I am a poor gamer. I have been needing to upgrade for a long time now (I'm running an AGP GeForce 6600), but have put it off because I couldn't afford to buy a new motherboard (for PCI-E and a new socket type), a new processor (either switching to Intel Core2 or upgrading to AMD's Socket AM2), AND a new video card (PCI-E).

If I could get this awesome of a video card, I could justify the processor and motherboard, and then I could start PC gaming in earnest again. Please, bring this console gamer back to the flock! I don't WANT to be a PC gaming apostate anymore! I want my Bioshock with DirectX 10! I want the Big Daddy to fear the awesome might of my mouse and keyboard skills! I want to lovingly install the Orange Box and be promised cake on my beautiful computer screen while my Xbox 360 whimpers in the corner because my new PC threatened to eat it alive.

Please help me

LumpBeefbroth · Oct 26, 2007, 12:55 AM

A 'new' game for me is like 2 years old. I can't LAN with friends because "Shader Model 3.0" isn't in my vocabulary. Sometimes after gaming on my PC, I go outside and comment on Mother Nature's "remarkable texture resolution". Sometimes, I slip and almost let myself believe that having great graphics and a steady framerate isn't THAT important, and that I should go outside or spend time with my girlfriend or do my homework. What nonsense. But that is my life and I can do nothing but be satisfied with what little I have...

I'm sick of it. Please give me the card.

ChaosMinionX · Oct 26, 2007, 01:17 AM

I would like this card, so as not to feel left out in all the posting

-On another note I only felt like posting to be cool, congrats to the winner its a nice card.
EDIT: Green doesnt enter my machine either

shihku7 · Oct 26, 2007, 01:21 AM

I want this video card because my system sucks and I can't play any of my PC games even at medium details

Zahariel · Oct 26, 2007, 01:27 AM

I need this card because the image on the heatsink/fan will spruce up the dusty innards of my PC, as I fondly reminisce about wandering around Sigil in Planescape: Torment.

afterdawner · Oct 26, 2007, 01:53 AM

I want this card so I can finally see what all the rave is about in Hugos House of Horrors and Leisure Suite Larry.

GeneralClaymore · Oct 26, 2007, 01:58 AM

After playing couple demos of the upcoming Games, My X1900xt is crying in pain, after being beat with a Virtual crowbar.

sauced · Oct 26, 2007, 02:17 AM

I need you 8800GTX like water, like breath, like rain..I need you like mercy from heaven's gate!! Theres a 8800GTX in your arms, that carries me through, i need you!.

LeAnn Rimes 8800GTX version :P

chipp · Oct 26, 2007, 02:34 AM

I need this card to play OF, WiC and UT3 above 1024x768 resolution with bloom effects so I can experience the blurry vision it gives some people seems to enjoy.

chipp · Oct 26, 2007, 02:38 AM

And I also need this card to finally have the reason to upgrade to DX10 gaming.

Brettflan · Oct 26, 2007, 02:44 AM

I'd like this card in order to help me dig too deep in Dwarf Fortress, with all it's tile-based glory.
May Armok send an elephant to strike me down if I'm lying.

Brettflan · Oct 26, 2007, 02:49 AM

I also would like this card to help me more smoothly defeat those irksome Khergits in the game Mount&Blade.

Just had to throw out another great yet obscure indie game.

Mesegen · Oct 26, 2007, 03:18 AM

Do you know the feeling when playing a game, and it lag so hard, that you want to smash you're keyboard into the wall? Thats the feeling i get, no mather what game i play. Playing World of Warcraft is not easy to play with and gold Geforce 6800, so i NEED this GPU.

Rafal Pyszko · Oct 26, 2007, 03:23 AM

Well, i'm a studens so it's not money i have plany of. This is a huge opportunity for me to begin on new system. It's not ewery day you get a chance to get the best of the best

.
Rafal Pyszko

kragster · Oct 26, 2007, 03:57 AM

Hi Driverheaven,
I need this card because I crave the sweet graphics of DX10!

My preeecioooouuuuusss! Don't you dare give it away to someone else!

Renoir · Oct 26, 2007, 05:31 AM

That 8800GTX would fit nicely into to my-soon-to-be new setup.

Finally I would be able to play Oblivion with more than 15fps and a resolution higher than 640x480.

Even though I think Transport Tycoon Deluxe and Doom 2 are great games, they are just not that fun anymore.

Here's my "I really want that graphics card" haiku.

Pictures flashing
Not fast enough, way to slow
The rez - going down

Crysis, I fear you
Seeing slideshows all over
Nanosuit, bye bye

Oct 25, 2007, 07:53 PM	#91
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I could use this card to play Dungeon Keeper 2 at really high settings. I mean, like really high. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 07:55 PM	#92
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I need this card to play the Sims 2 because my Sim, Aloisious McGurty, lets me so. Other than that, he only says "Kill, kill, kill..." __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 07:58 PM	#93
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I need this card to play a free Korean MMO set in the future, or in feudal time, where you can fly or turn into a monster or something. Because after 45 hours of straight farming for flying heads, a man should be proud of the machine that has become his girlfriend. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 08:03 PM	#94
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I want to have this card so that I can play Jericho at settings so high, I can taste it! __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 08:05 PM	#95
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I need this card to play Guild Wars: Eye of the North, because, well, there's vikingirls in it... get it.. he he... ok then, back to work... __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 08:13 PM	#96
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I need this card because when I told my computer the recommeded specs for Crysis, it ran under the couch and hasn't been seen since. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 08:31 PM	#97
Guyver2K5 Don't make me hungry. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Weyburn, Saskatchewan Posts: 4,320 Rep Power: 42	I dont NEED this card, but i sure fucking WANT it. __________________ *BlackberryPin-*31E36989

Oct 25, 2007, 08:52 PM	#98
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	Having that card would make slapping the snot out of my Tiger in Black and White 2 just that much more fun. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 08:55 PM	#99
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,149 Rep Power: 85 System Specs	I bet that card would make the dance scenes in Sid Meier's Pirates tolerable, and that says quite a bit. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Oct 25, 2007, 10:38 PM	#100
dagski DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: :Cebu: Posts: 1,583 Rep Power: 46 System Specs	i need this card to have a taste of DX10. dx10 screenies are boring. __________________ Recursive traversal of loopback mount points.

Oct 25, 2007, 11:21 PM	#101
OpusP.Gladiator '42' Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oregon!!! Posts: 301 Rep Power: 0	Ahh dang just missed bein #100 My Dog [COLOR=Lime]pee'd [/COLOR]on my Step-son's Computer and now I am responsible and have to buy him a new system since it was 'Fried' (and not like green tomatoes) When all he had to do was keep his door to his room closed! I really am in dire straits about needing a new high end pre overclocked Zotac 8800 GTX!!! I promise I'll give him my card with his new system so he can play Guildwars And I will be able to keep up with my Fiance's 8800gts in UT3... I could go on and on but then you said to keep it funny... [COLOR=White][COLOR=Yellow] Many thanks to DH/GH and Zotac for running such a great competition which will surely be the biggest one yet![/COLOR][/COLOR] __________________ http://img52.exs.cx/img52/7799/opus.jpg AMD X2-3800 (Manchester), Oc'd to 2.25 on stock cooler! DFI Lanparty-UT-SLI-D mobo, OCZ Platinum pc3200xtc @ 2.3.2.5.1T, MSI 7800gt @440/1100, Soundblaster X-Fi Fatal1ty, 2 wd 36g raptors, 1 maxtor 250g eide, Coolermaster case with Handle Logitech g15, 20.1" Sceptre LCD, Antec neo2 500w PS" Last edited by OpusP.Gladiator; Oct 25, 2007 at 11:34 PM.

Oct 25, 2007, 11:26 PM	#102
Frank_G DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	I need this card so I can play any game I want to on my monitor at full resolution of 1920 x 1200 especially UT3 Demo!!!!! __________________ Epox AD580XR Athlon FX62 4gb PC6400 Patriot DDR-2 ATI Radeon X1950XTX Audigy2 ZS Western Digital 74 Raid 0 WD 250 My Book Plextor PX-716A DVD-RW Plextor PX-116A DVD Antec P160w/side window 1 120mm Blue Led Fans. Antec NEO HE550w PSU Gateway FPD2485W Vista Ultimate

Oct 26, 2007, 12:13 AM	#103
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 593 Rep Power: 41 System Specs	I need to win this card because its [COLOR=green]look[/COLOR] is DEADLY,the [COLOR=blue]cooling[/COLOR] is SILENT, the [COLOR=red]performance[/COLOR] is UNSTOPPABLE,and the [COLOR=seagreen]extra bump[/COLOR] that gives you in NFS Pro Street is UNMEASURABLE! Last edited by CoolZone; Nov 7, 2007 at 01:05 PM.

Oct 26, 2007, 12:19 AM	#104
jjcoolkl DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Would you kindly give me this card to play Bioshock, The Orange Box and Crysis in their full glory? With my current card I don't find Companion Cube very attractive.

Oct 26, 2007, 12:38 AM	#105
thain1982 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	I need this card because I am a poor gamer. I have been needing to upgrade for a long time now (I'm running an AGP GeForce 6600), but have put it off because I couldn't afford to buy a new motherboard (for PCI-E and a new socket type), a new processor (either switching to Intel Core2 or upgrading to AMD's Socket AM2), AND a new video card (PCI-E). If I could get this awesome of a video card, I could justify the processor and motherboard, and then I could start PC gaming in earnest again. Please, bring this console gamer back to the flock! I don't WANT to be a PC gaming apostate anymore! I want my Bioshock with DirectX 10! I want the Big Daddy to fear the awesome might of my mouse and keyboard skills! I want to lovingly install the Orange Box and be promised cake on my beautiful computer screen while my Xbox 360 whimpers in the corner because my new PC threatened to eat it alive. Please help me

Oct 26, 2007, 12:55 AM	#106
LumpBeefbroth DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	A 'new' game for me is like 2 years old. I can't LAN with friends because "Shader Model 3.0" isn't in my vocabulary. Sometimes after gaming on my PC, I go outside and comment on Mother Nature's "remarkable texture resolution". Sometimes, I slip and almost let myself believe that having great graphics and a steady framerate isn't THAT important, and that I should go outside or spend time with my girlfriend or do my homework. What nonsense. But that is my life and I can do nothing but be satisfied with what little I have... I'm sick of it. Please give me the card.

Oct 26, 2007, 01:17 AM	#107
ChaosMinionX USB 3 dot oh Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New York Posts: 2,182 Rep Power: 31 System Specs	I would like this card, so as not to feel left out in all the posting -On another note I only felt like posting to be cool, congrats to the winner its a nice card. EDIT: Green doesnt enter my machine either __________________ ::Heatware:: How you can help DriverHeaven by using Digg!

Oct 26, 2007, 01:21 AM	#108
shihku7 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	I want this video card because my system sucks and I can't play any of my PC games even at medium details

Oct 26, 2007, 01:27 AM	#109
Zahariel DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	I need this card because the image on the heatsink/fan will spruce up the dusty innards of my PC, as I fondly reminisce about wandering around Sigil in Planescape: Torment.

Oct 26, 2007, 01:53 AM	#110
afterdawner DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	I want this card so I can finally see what all the rave is about in Hugos House of Horrors and Leisure Suite Larry.

Oct 26, 2007, 01:58 AM	#111
GeneralClaymore DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 431 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	After playing couple demos of the upcoming Games, My X1900xt is crying in pain, after being beat with a Virtual crowbar. __________________

Oct 26, 2007, 02:17 AM	#112
sauced DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Denmark Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	I need you 8800GTX like water, like breath, like rain..I need you like mercy from heaven's gate!! Theres a 8800GTX in your arms, that carries me through, i need you!. LeAnn Rimes 8800GTX version :P

Oct 26, 2007, 02:34 AM	#113
chipp the butterfly lover Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,455 Rep Power: 0	I need this card to play OF, WiC and UT3 above 1024x768 resolution with bloom effects so I can experience the blurry vision it gives some people seems to enjoy.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:38 AM	#114
chipp the butterfly lover Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,455 Rep Power: 0	And I also need this card to finally have the reason to upgrade to DX10 gaming.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:44 AM	#115
Brettflan DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	I'd like this card in order to help me dig too deep in Dwarf Fortress, with all it's tile-based glory. May Armok send an elephant to strike me down if I'm lying.

Oct 26, 2007, 02:49 AM	#116
Brettflan DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	I also would like this card to help me more smoothly defeat those irksome Khergits in the game Mount&Blade. Just had to throw out another great yet obscure indie game.

Oct 26, 2007, 03:18 AM	#117
Mesegen DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Do you know the feeling when playing a game, and it lag so hard, that you want to smash you're keyboard into the wall? Thats the feeling i get, no mather what game i play. Playing World of Warcraft is not easy to play with and gold Geforce 6800, so i NEED this GPU.

Oct 26, 2007, 03:23 AM	#118
Rafal Pyszko DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: DK Posts: 6 Rep Power: 0	Well, i'm a studens so it's not money i have plany of. This is a huge opportunity for me to begin on new system. It's not ewery day you get a chance to get the best of the best . Rafal Pyszko

Oct 26, 2007, 03:57 AM	#119
kragster DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Hi Driverheaven, I need this card because I crave the sweet graphics of DX10! My preeecioooouuuuusss! Don't you dare give it away to someone else!

Oct 26, 2007, 05:31 AM	#120
Renoir DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	That 8800GTX would fit nicely into to my-soon-to-be new setup. Finally I would be able to play Oblivion with more than 15fps and a resolution higher than 640x480. Even though I think Transport Tycoon Deluxe and Doom 2 are great games, they are just not that fun anymore. Here's my "I really want that graphics card" haiku. Pictures flashing Not fast enough, way to slow The rez - going down Crysis, I fear you Seeing slideshows all over Nanosuit, bye bye