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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Dying computer geek’s last request to his girl friend.
“Bury my Ultra X3 with me!” Computer geek’s girl friend hastily replies to computer geek’s last request (As she adoringly caresses the Ultra X3‘s Titanium Exterior) “But don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?” There is silence for what seems an eternity. Stillness is upon computer geek’s lips. Computer geek’s girl friend probes for an accommodating gaze. But still there is no forth coming rejoin from computer geek boyfriend. Computer geek’s girl friend is now edgy. Perspiration decants from her desperate demeanor. She takes time to look away from the Ultra X3 and castes her eyes into computer geek boyfriend’s eyes. She stares imploringly into computer geeks boyfriend’s eyes. She beseeches with deep urgency. (While still sustaining fervent caresses upon the Ultra X3‘s supple FlexForce Cabling) “But don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?” Her eyes now return hastily back to the shimmering Ultra X3. So that computer geek boyfriend can recognize where her desires are so firmly absorbed - upon the Ultra X3! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A powerful 135mm gust arises. Like a stormy wind across the artic ice. The blustery breeze brushes across his girl friend’s cascading hair. In spite of death’s dank claws - The blustery breeze awakens computer geek boyfriend’s senses. Computer geek boyfriend can now discern the velvet face of his girl friend within the X3‘s deep mirrored sheen. He catches a glimpse of her perplexed gaze admiring the X3‘s handsome resplendent visage. He also perceives the tender caresses of her genteel hands upon the Molex Muscled Ultra X3. Computer geek boyfriend can now see that his girl friend is forever firmly transfixed in the X3‘s profound luminescence. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Computer geek boyfriend? Will you please answer me?” cries computer geek’s girlfriend. “I need to know now! Don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fiiiinally, before Death closes upon computer geek boyfriend - computer geek boyfriend mooooves his lips. Sloooowly, paaaainfully, he is fiiiinally ready to give response to his girl friend's ardent request. ________________________________________ Dying computer geek’s last response to girl friend - “OK! You can be buried with me too!” ________________________________________ X3 Ultra! Never to be parted! X3 Ultra! Always to be shared! X3 Ultra! Your friend in life! X3 Ultra! Your love forever! |
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#122 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ohio
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#123 |
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Recovering Beta Tester
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Get it in, get off, get Ultra!
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Shrink "How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?" Homer J. Simpson |
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#124 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I love Ultra, Period.
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#125 |
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Caledonian & Proud
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i love Ultra because it powers my PC
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"They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows" |
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#126 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
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I love ultra!
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#127 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: May 2003
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ultra products are awesome
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#128 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me? Soy un perdedor Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me? |
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#129 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
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ULTRA is a computer geeks little taste of heaven
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127.0.0.1
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Ultra brings to me ultimate power.
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#131 |
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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I love Ultra, therefore I am.
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#132 |
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Venus
Posts: 3,721
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I love Ultra for... life!
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#133 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
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it's awesome
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#134 |
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Super Moderator
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I need ultra since it's ultra ...
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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Feel the love in ultra!
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"XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" |
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#136 |
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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Ultra you love the power, once you installed it.
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"XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" |
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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Ultra makes great products for great consumers for young to old and it's easy to used.
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"XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" |
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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Ultra strong products and holds up to test of time.
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"XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" |
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#139 |
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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Ultra harness the power of the future!
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"XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" |
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#140 |
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Venus
Posts: 3,721
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I love Ultra... FlexForce!
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#141 |
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Because I said so!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watkins Glen NY
Posts: 542
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Robert.. Jesus... lol.. One entry !
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#142 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 179
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Is the compo still on because as per the rules, they'll be picking the winners at the end of this month,which is today.
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#143 |
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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#144 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Ultra products... could there BE any better hardware??
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#145 |
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The Knows Mister
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Slovenia, Europe
Posts: 415
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Competition closed.
The winners will be announced later. Thanks for participating everybody!
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