[digitalwanderer]

You ever have some jerk cut you off? Ya know, where they just swerve into your lane right in front of you without signalling and only a few inches 'tween your front bumper and their rear one? Y'know that blind rage that just makes you want to say, "Screw it, I got insurance!" and just ram the fuxor?

Have ya ever had some jerk cut-off your wife when she's driving your child? Normally something I'd hear about from her getting pissed later, but this driver made the unfortunate mistake of cutting me wife off rather severly...and when she was following ME to take the Pathfinder in to get repaired.

So jerk-boy (actually a lady, but I quibble over details) cuts off my wife and charges up me butt trying to get me to go a bit faster so they can pass me....so I started doing 10 miles an hour in a 50MPH zone, for a mile with her honking and bouncing her hand off her window at me foaming at the mouth in rage. The right lane was jammed with solid traffic since I was making such an obstruction, and she was totalled hosed until I got to the dealership and turned off. Me wife was laughing rather severly in the mini-Van when she pulled in, and the jerk-lady driver was a funny shade of purplish-red with her face all contorted with rage the last I saw of her.

Me? I smiled at her as she ranted away.

Sorry I haven't been on the boards much this week, the wife is on vaca and we're enjoying a lazy week with little responsibilities. I promise I'll make up for it with a big surprise either this weekend or next week.

[DriveEuro]

OOOOOOOK! Actually speaking of people who can't drive. I was driving today down a 2 lane road. The right lane ends and we have to merge. This dude...in his Ford Explorer...on his cell phone. I am in front of him and starting to merge into the left lane. He pulls up next to me and keeps driving as in he never saw me. Nearly ran into me and didn't even know it. As he passed me I saw him on his celly and he didn't even notice he almost hit me and ran me off the road. So I honked hard and long once he passed me. I saw him in the Explorer...Leaning on the armrest, didn't budge. Too into his cell phone. Dumbass almost made a bad accident. It's not bad to drive with a phone if you can control the vehicle. But that guy....man I wanted to smack the fauk outta him. Although he coulda easily taken me, he was built pretty well.

[Ryoko]

2 weeks ago, me and some friends were driving to norfolk (norfolk va, from richmond is a 2 hour drive, and only 1 of us knew how to get where we were planning to go). 5 people warranted 2 cars, so i could drive my own and follow the other kid.

halfway there, we caught up to a huge line of cars all going about 5 under the speed limit. of course, with every situation like this, there will be some weavers trying their hardest to make it through as fast as they can. well anyway, one of the weavers cut in right between me and my friend, and completely blocked me from seeing him. within 10 seconds he was behind me, with my back bumper inches from his front, and me slowing down more and more. god, do i love comebacks