[dj_stick]

Don't you hate it when every time you go to a family member's wedding, one of your annoying aunties comes up and tells you; "It's your turn next dear"

Here's how to shut them up for good.

Next time your at a funeral, walk up to them and speak into their ear; "It's your turn next dear"

[Nacht]

hahahaha that would totally ruin somebody's day! not to mention make for akward conversation for the rest of your/their life!

[dj_stick]

i told my friend this joke over msn, and here's what she said, aswell as my reply:

(*)Steph(r) says:
lol they will probably have a heart attack right there and then
dj_stick says:
"told you so"

[Dyre Straits]

Oh, I've heard this one before. It's a hoot!

[pr0digal jenius]

my favorite are the relatives who don't want you to get married because you're not old enough [or countless other stupid reasons]...I always just wink at them and keep on my merry way