Blonde and Brunette Sisters: Cattle Business

Dyre Straits · Nov 13, 2005, 11:38 PM

Subject: Cattle Business !!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch; they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a distant town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my Sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bul.

Ev!L-aLphA · Nov 14, 2005, 12:19 AM

Tipstaff · Nov 14, 2005, 12:21 AM

Nice, butt evry blonde nose that it shud b cumfurtabul... like, u no, in the car.

CDsDontBurn · Nov 14, 2005, 01:25 AM

where do peeps come up w/this stuff?

Dyre Straits · Nov 14, 2005, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipstaff

Nice, butt evry blonde nose that it shud b cumfurtabul... like, u no, in the car.

How long did it take you to come up with that? LOL! (And, no, I'm not blonde.

)

Tipstaff · Nov 14, 2005, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dyre Straits

(And, no, I'm not blonde.

)

I am.

BUT.. just not dumb... I think. Although there was this one time...

Tipstaff · Nov 14, 2005, 02:15 AM

Edit: don't know why it double posted.. but it's not because I'm blonde.

Seriously.. it's not...

CDsDontBurn · Nov 14, 2005, 02:18 AM

....you mean that one time that just happened like 2min. ago? lol

Tipstaff · Nov 14, 2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

....you mean that one time that just happened like 2min. ago? lol

I know, eh? My connection to DH is going to the crapper right now.

SFOSOK · Nov 14, 2005, 02:33 AM

It took a long time to get there, but the end was worth it : ). I was stumped through the whole thing and thought you were telling a story in the begining lol.

Tipstaff · Nov 14, 2005, 05:15 AM

The story is long so brunettes can't read it. They either get bored and stop reading, or stumble somewhere in the story, and give up trying (typical brunette behaviour btw). This is more of a safety measure. See, brunettes have a tendancy to tell too many blonde jokes (most times repeating them incorrectly), and more often than not it gets them into trouble... as in the physical danger kind of trouble. This can actually be fatal for them if they happen to substitute "blonde" for "redhead" (even blondes know you just don't do that.. it's like, one of the 15 Commandments or something).

Drakon · Nov 14, 2005, 10:36 AM

The whole blone-brunette thing is just mind boggling

Sandok · Nov 14, 2005, 10:43 AM

Great joke

MythicaL · Nov 14, 2005, 03:59 PM

Nice =)