[Vikingod]

OK, here it is. When you read the presidents lines, it makes it better if you think of the texas accent.



President George Bush is sitting in the oval office when one of his advisors enter the room.
"Mr President, I'm here to give you the daily update" the advisor says.
"Give it to me cheif", says the president.
"Well, gas prices continue to rise, the situation in New Orleans is still very bad, many are without food and water, and I was just informed that 3 Brazilian Solders were killed in Iraq yesterday."
Hearing this, the President begins to hold is head and scream, "Why, Why?".
The advisor looks around the room and at him uncomfortably.
"Wait," says the President, "how many is in a brazilian again?"





I think that is a great joke, what do yall thing.
ps. Lets not turn this into some big deal, its just a joke.

[Sandok]

didn't get it lol

[Vikingod]

bazillion --> brazillian.
numbers-wise, how many people are in a "brazillian". Maybe its better to hear it, oh well.

[pr0digal jenius]

President Bush and VP Cheney are in a resteraunt. Bush looks at the menu for a minute, and when the waitress(who is rather nice looking) comes up to take their order, Cheney orders a oast chicken filet and some rice pilaf, and a glass of zinfendel. Bush takes another minute, and says "yes, can I please have a quickie?". The waitress slaps him across the face and runs off.




(here it comes)











Cheney then leans over and says "I think that's pronounced "kee-sh", sir"

[Vikingod]

LOL, thats a good one too.