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Sep 24, 2005, 01:11 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
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humour
- A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap .. and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........." She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." |
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Sep 24, 2005, 01:48 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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Oh, no....groan.....
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Sep 24, 2005, 02:30 PM
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F.U.B.A.R.
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lol. cute, yet funny
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Sep 24, 2005, 02:41 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Sep 24, 2005, 02:45 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 606
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Ooooohhhhhhhh
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Sep 24, 2005, 08:53 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
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sorry guys...it seemed funny when my father told it to me....I will try harder to find something funny.
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Sep 24, 2005, 09:18 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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It rates a chuckle on the the funny scale
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Sep 25, 2005, 02:12 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
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not like a cat exploding into a wall...LOL
now that was priceless |
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Sep 25, 2005, 02:28 PM
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...just bummin 'round
![[hobo]eclipse's Avatar](http://www.driverheaven.net/customavatars/avatar68225_7.gif){kind=avatar}
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i enjoyed it
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Sep 25, 2005, 03:31 PM
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At Your Service...
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CD said it for me too - smile thusly induced... Thanks for that!
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Sep 25, 2005, 04:08 PM
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Driverheaven brewmaster
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,835
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lol cute
. I'll remember to tell that to my kids if i ever have any. |
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Sep 25, 2005, 05:43 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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*groan*
sounds like some of my girlfriend's dad's jokes |
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