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Aug 9, 2005, 06:56 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
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Location: Red Lodge UK
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little humour
[color=darkorange]One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".[/color]
[color=darkorange]While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.[/color]
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[color=darkorange]The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."[/color]
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[color=darkorange]This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."[/color][color=#000000]
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Aug 9, 2005, 07:02 PM
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Aug 9, 2005, 08:17 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Hold on............that's what my wife said ! Have you been reading my diary  |
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Aug 9, 2005, 09:14 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Oh oh! I got a joke!
So, my girlfriend called and said, "Mike your a pedophile..."
I was so astonished by this I replyed, "Well thats a big word for an 8 year old!"
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Aug 10, 2005, 09:43 AM
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Driverheaven brewmaster
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Aug 10, 2005, 11:25 AM
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Anti-Piracy Poster Boy
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Aren't you the guy who ends all his dates with "Now don't tell mommy or I'll kill your kitty"?
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Aug 10, 2005, 01:55 PM
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DriverHeaven Addict
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G1
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Aug 10, 2005, 02:02 PM
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is having a sexy party
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hey i got a sick and twisted joke
---How do you stop a baby from spinning around in circles?---
Nail its other hand to the floor.
lol sooo wrong  |
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Aug 10, 2005, 02:02 PM
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DHs' Resident Kitty Lover
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Biggleswade, UK
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Dont kill the kitty :P
Worrying people you lot are :P
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Aug 10, 2005, 03:11 PM
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Anti-Piracy Poster Boy
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What's more fun than spinning a baby around a clothesline really really fast?
Stopping it with a shovel.
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Aug 10, 2005, 03:22 PM
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Giggity!
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'What's pink and red and sits in the corner??
Baby with a razor blade.'
'What's red and pink and hangs from the ceiling???
Baby on a meat hook.'
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Aug 10, 2005, 03:23 PM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
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sad andrew sad, as for the first joke:
owned
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Aug 10, 2005, 03:41 PM
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DHs' Resident Kitty Lover
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Biggleswade, UK
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You lot are pure evil I tells you, niceguyrichie, youarent very nice at all, you meany, im going to runto my hill again, my tent is still there, IEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Aug 10, 2005, 04:55 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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That has very funny, Jeff  |
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Aug 10, 2005, 05:20 PM
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VETUS INFLATIO
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wish I could find some more but they are off colour and perhaps a little too risque...LOL
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Aug 10, 2005, 06:09 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Falstaff
wish I could find some more but they are off colour and perhaps a little too risque...LOL
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Comedy is just that, comedy. If you take it seriously, you're retarted There is no risque comedy! |
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Aug 16, 2005, 09:18 AM
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Lol
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Aug 16, 2005, 07:43 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by YAYitsAndrew
Aren't you the guy who ends all his dates with "Now don't tell mommy or I'll kill your kitty"?
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