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Old Jul 30, 2005, 04:36 PM   #1
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Jessica Simpson?

Do you guys find her hot? I mean, sure she ain't that bad but seriously, any of you love her to death? Tis personal why I need the info but tell me...

I find her quite bad.... Ugly....

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Old Jul 30, 2005, 04:37 PM   #2
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I think intelligence is about 60% of what makes a girl atractive, and she proves time and time again that she lacks 60% of what I look for in a girl.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 04:46 PM   #3
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Well just look wise.... (hell, I agree that girl is the dumbest blonde I've ever seen but that's aside the point)
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 04:48 PM   #4
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Knowing how stupid she is, I seriously can't get past that... perhaps if you wiped my mind of how stupid she was, I could tell you if she was hot or not... I just can't get past how stupid she is...
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 05:05 PM   #5
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I always catch hell for this...but there are prettier girls in Colorado....
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 05:10 PM   #6
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Good, keep those remarks coming!
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 05:33 PM   #7
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I have seen smarter rocks, cats that sing better and better acting from my kids, other than that looks good
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 06:10 PM   #8
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If she wasn't so dumb, she'd be maybe a 6.5.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 06:17 PM   #9
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hell yes she is hot

when i look at her i sure don't think about her ability to have an intelligent conversation
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 06:41 PM   #10
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Physically, she looks good. Her new video is pretty hot
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 06:42 PM   #11
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hell yes she is hot

when i look at her i sure don't think about her ability to have an intelligent conversation
I second that
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 07:00 PM   #12
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she's alright...i give her like a 6.5 also. But if you wanna talk dumb blonde, take a look down the blonde tree at Paris Hilton
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 07:18 PM   #13
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That's true you really can't get much dumber than Paris. She has a nicer body than Jessica and makes entertaining videos though.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 07:31 PM   #14
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IMO think that jessica has a better body.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 07:42 PM   #15
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I dont know about you guys, but its not conversation or her singing ability, that I'm looking at !
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 07:51 PM   #16
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aye, her latest video is superb. Plus, its easy for editors to take bits of conversations and slap them together and call it a show on mtv. Im SURE they could make YOU look stupid when you take things out of context.....
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 07:58 PM   #17
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physicaly, shes pretty good looking. mentaly, ive heard shes dumb as hell.
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I think if you took Heidi Klum's head and put it on Jessica Simpson's body, you could have a decent chick.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 08:56 PM   #19
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You would all fuck her in a heartbeat, just another piece of hot blonde pussy, no disputing that...

Her intelligence also makes her hotter to me, nothing like a dumb blonde to ram up the ass!
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i think Jessica is hot, but watching her sing in front of a live audience is a turnoff. She looks very spastic. Her voice is not great, but it is not terrible there are definitely worse singers out there. I do not think she is as stupid as she appears. I think she is carefree and easy going, and plays up to people thinking she is stupid. However there is just something about her personality I dont like so im not really into her.

I think Paris Hilton is actually pretty inteligent. I have seen several more serious interviews w/ her and just the way she conducts herself in general I think she has it all together. I have seen her act ditzy and plain stupid, but I bet hers is 99% an act. She gives the audience what they want to see. Lookswise she is also hot, but i think she is a little too skinny.
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I'd poke her but that is about it.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 10:18 PM   #22
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No. Her chin is too mannish for me; her features too "solid."

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Agreed. But I'd try not to look at her face.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 10:19 PM   #23
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 10:24 PM   #24
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Agreed. But I'd try not to look at her face.
Hey man it's been awhile, how you been.
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Wow..that has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in quite awhile.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 10:40 PM   #26
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Hey man it's been awhile, how you been.
Been allright work has been sucking away my free Internet time (partly cuz I come home and just want to relax with a video or something), but I still come by now and then. Nice to see a friendly e-face from the good ol' days hope things are well with you too!

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Old Jul 30, 2005, 10:44 PM   #27
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 11:47 PM   #28
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I would also poke her.




Though I'd rather poke Jessica Alba...




repeatedly.
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Old Jul 30, 2005, 11:57 PM   #29