Naughty Parrot Banned from Public Places

Warpy · Jul 27, 2005, 07:41 AM

A British parrot has been banned from public areas of its animal sanctuary after a few red faced visitors were embarrassed by its foul language. The bird had apparently been owned by a truck driver who moved to Spain and was unable to take the bird.

The 5 year old Macaw called Billy allegedly told a mayoress to f*** off and then told a woman vicar, “and you can f*** off as well.” When two police visited he said, “you two can f*** off you wankers.”

His repertoire does include some more polite phrases, however he seems to wait for inopportune times to unleash a torrent of abuse. Keepers say they are trying to teach the bird to be more polite.

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md5 · Jul 27, 2005, 08:59 AM

Ahahahaha great bird! I want one too!

- Polly want a cracker?
- F***** off

Drakon · Jul 27, 2005, 11:32 AM

Haha, cool bird

Asmoday · Jul 27, 2005, 11:50 AM

Warpy · Jul 27, 2005, 05:30 PM

That bird is violated!

SexPistoL · Jul 27, 2005, 06:26 PM

That's no parrot, that's my Mother in Law hehe

riles9262 · Jul 28, 2005, 11:36 AM

lol I hate birds, but I could handle that one

bananaman · Jul 28, 2005, 11:56 AM

lol, that is class

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 28, 2005, 12:35 PM

Polly wants a f*** cracker

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 28, 2005, 06:44 PM

i taught this really nice looking how to say f*ck you a this petshop in my old hood

danjufo · Jul 29, 2005, 06:14 AM

This can be a problem, my mum is soon going to be purchasing a parrot - an African Grey if i remember correctly and she has banned my sister from watching anything on TV which may have any inapropriate words incase the parrot learns them.

CDsDontBurn · Jul 29, 2005, 06:19 AM

this is a type of bird i would like to own.....not the cockatiel farm that my sister has

Jul 27, 2005, 07:41 AM	#1
Warpy DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,772 Rep Power: 0	Naughty Parrot Banned from Public Places A British parrot has been banned from public areas of its animal sanctuary after a few red faced visitors were embarrassed by its foul language. The bird had apparently been owned by a truck driver who moved to Spain and was unable to take the bird. The 5 year old Macaw called Billy allegedly told a mayoress to f* off and then told a woman vicar, “and you can f* off as well.” When two police visited he said, “you two can f*** off you wankers.” His repertoire does include some more polite phrases, however he seems to wait for inopportune times to unleash a torrent of abuse. Keepers say they are trying to teach the bird to be more polite. Source __________________ The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Jul 27, 2005, 08:59 AM	#2
md5 DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Inside DriverHeaven Posts: 856 Rep Power: 32	Ahahahaha great bird! I want one too! - Polly want a cracker? - F***** off __________________

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Warpy DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,772 Rep Power: 0	That bird is violated! __________________ The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

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