[kinetic]

Post your favourite quotations. Here are a couple of mine.

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
--Paul Getty

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying
--Woody Allen

[TIGER]

"Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out,
and you hope you didn't leave something behind
that can be traced back to you"

[Highwood]

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and most of them stink.

[JavaFox]

"'An eye for an eye' only ends up making the whole world blind."
-Mohandas K. Gandhi

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I'll post more if they come to me.

[fornicatarachnid]

Computers......

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Ken Olsen, President, Digital Equipment, 1977

Dogs.......

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)

Sex and Love.........

One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Norman Mailer (1923 - )

"I feel like we are two pieces of a jigsaw that fit perfectly together but have somehow been mixed up and put into two different boxes"-- Annonymous

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen is, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams


and finally.......

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

[Junk]

Shut up and play (your guitar) -- Frank Zappa

[DriveEuro]

When in doubt, whip it out........Me

[craig5320]

Av It!

[UberLord]

In my .sig

[kinetic]

' A friend in need is a pain in the arse'

[fornicatarachnid]

Originally posted by kinetic
' A friend in need is a pain in the arse'

......not as much as a brother in need of a favour for a friend

[digitalwanderer]

"Don't take it serious, life's too mysterious!"

"There's two rules to remember to have a happy life:

1. Don't fret the small shit.
2. It's all small shit.

[UberLord]

Originally posted by digitalwanderer

Actually Dig, there's three rules

"There's three rules to remember to have a happy life:

1. Don't fret the small shit.
2. It's all small shit.
3. It's all good shit.

[kinetic]

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
~ Golda Meir

[fornicatarachnid]

Question Mr Kinetic, who said this ? ..........

I've geet moore wires than soft Mick

You might win another prize if you guess correctly

[MrUrt]

I have a ton of quotes, here are a few:

"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest.

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

-- Sen. Chris Dodd (D, Conn.), on the Don Imus show, on campaigning

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
-- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
-- Marion Barry

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
-- Mike Murphy, adviser to Lamar Alexander

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-me

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
-me

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
-me

post more later

[ToshiroOC]

Churchill Quotes:

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
--Sir Winston Churchill

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time--a tremendous whack.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.
--Winston Churchill

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
--Winston Churchill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-- Winston Churchill

Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
-- Winston Churchill

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
-- Winston Churchill

ToshiroOC

On a side note, people in communist countries have a hard time of things, as they can't be very patriotic. Everyone is equal? Well, then real communists can't be better than capitalists.

I'm bored. Desperately so. Please, I beg of someone, PM me something to do.