Bush crashes Bike into Cop

Ðamage™ · Jul 9, 2005, 05:42 PM

So anyways.. I posted something that I thought was pretty funny last week and never thought it would actually happen.. Bush makin a dumbass of himself again.. here's my post from last week.. LoL

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Originally Posted by Ðamage™

I can't wait too see what happens next with that clown.. maybe he'll fall off his bike again hahah

Now isn't that a coincidence.. bahahahaha thats good sh!t what a moron he is.. can't even ride a bike let alone a country.. gee gee Bush.

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Submitted by [color=#0000ff]scienott[/color] on 7/8/2005 11:58:23 PM

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George Bush said it was time he grew up after cycling into a policeman - on his 59th birthday. The US president's latest mishap came on his mountain bike outside the G8 venue.

Mr Bush, left with cuts to an arm and hand, showed off grazed fingers to reporters and grinned: "It goes to show I should act my age."

The officer had a check-up and returned to duty at the Gleneagles Hotel after Wednesday's accident.

Mr Bush compared his slip to US Tour de France competitor David Zabriskie who crashed in the final moments of Tuesday's stage but admitted "he's a better rider".The president blamed a rigorous work-out and the damp conditions as he appeared at an early press call with Tony Blair.

He said: "When you ride a mountain bike, sometimes you fall, otherwise you are not riding hard. The pavement was slick and the bike came off underneath me." His concern, he said, was for the Strathclyde officer adding: "I talked to him. He is doing fine." In May last year Mr Bush crashed his bike on his ranch. In 2002, he famously fainted and toppled off his sofa in the White House when he choked on a pretzel and in June 2003, he fell off a scooter at his estate in Maine.

Thats great stuff.. I can't stop laughing..

Necrosis · Jul 9, 2005, 05:49 PM

Wrong location for this kind of stuff, either the political or flame forum.

Stop It · Jul 9, 2005, 05:49 PM

Whoops, I think hes a danger to himself more than anything else, lol, mental note to his advisers, NEVER EVER let him near the controls of a plane/car/handglider/hairdryer, he'll cause damage on a huge scale

Edit : Necrosis, this isnt quite on the higher level the political forum enjoys, it is indeed an off topic giggle at a world leader

Necrosis · Jul 9, 2005, 05:52 PM

Well it's more a flame if you ask me because it will invoke flame type responses.

Stop It · Jul 9, 2005, 05:54 PM

Fair point, If it decends into flaming I will not hesitate to move it, until then, aww poor Bush, he needs wrapping in cotton wool imo, certainly needs to stop riding that bike

Ev!L-aLphA · Jul 9, 2005, 05:58 PM

dude next thing we need is a brain damaged president!

haha

Ðamage™ · Jul 9, 2005, 06:08 PM

hahah funny stuff eh.. I can't believe they let that guy run a country let alone his own bike.. also I didn't know that bikes just get out from right under you.. nice try on the save there Bush

Necrosis · Jul 9, 2005, 06:12 PM

Rule. If you're not good at something maybe you should stop doing it.

tastyweat · Jul 9, 2005, 06:47 PM

ahhh hahahaha

digerati · Jul 9, 2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Necrosis

Rule. If you're not good at something maybe you should stop doing it.

So why do you still have sex?

I kid! I kid! Much love for Necrosis

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 9, 2005, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ev!L-aLphA

dude next thing we need is a brain damaged president!

haha

And then Bush came along....

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 9, 2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

And then Bush came along....

Anything was a better chioce then kerry.
Last ellection we just needed more "viable" choices

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Originally Posted by ^_^

So why do you still have sex?

I kid! I kid! Much love for Necrosis

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j/k

Ev!L-aLphA · Jul 9, 2005, 07:05 PM

MY EYESSSSSS NERD CODE !! EEEEEEKKKKK

i cant read that :-( im not as 1337 as you guys!

EDIT: ROFL thank god for google!

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if u can read that lol

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 9, 2005, 07:08 PM

This thread belongs in offtopic

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Originally Posted by Ev!L-aLphA

MY EYESSSSSS NERD CODE !! EEEEEEKKKKK

i cant read that :-( im not as 1337 as you guys!

that was the point ^_^ will get a kick out of it though
especally after makeing the effort to translate it

riles9262 · Jul 9, 2005, 07:16 PM

Pretty funny

Everyone bails once in a while; was that binary stuff really necessary neon

Ðamage™ · Jul 9, 2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

This thread belongs in offtopic

LoL it is.. damn binary is messin with ya cowboy!

digerati · Jul 9, 2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

Anything was a better chioce then kerry.
Last ellection we just needed more "viable" choices

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j/k

Ahahahaha. I'm gonna tell on you!