Funny/sick Joke I saw on TV

AMD4Life · Apr 24, 2005, 11:22 AM

[color=#0000ff][color=red][color=blue]There was this salesman in the deep midwest whose car had broken down. After a while of walking down a long road, he noticed a farm. He thought "Maybe he has a phone and a place to rest until I can get things sorted out." So, he goes to the front door of the farmer's house and kindly asked: "Excuse me, but my car has broken down. I was wondering if you had a phone, and maybe a place I can rest until I could get things sorted out?" The farmer, being the kind man he is, states he has no phone, "...but I guess you could sleep in the barn if you like." The salesman, being so exhausted couldn't refuse the offer and thanks the kind farmer. Just as the salesman begins walking to the barn, the farmer says: "Be warned, don't stick your willy in any of the three holes in the walls." The salesman just gave the farmer a confused look and an "o.k." The salesman slept on a stack of hay for a while and woke up in the middle of the night. He couldn't stop thinking why someone would put his dick in the holes in the walls... An hour or 2 passes by and and he is still thinking about the same thing. He says: "Aw, what the hell why not?" So he stuck his willy in the first hole and it feels real good. He tries the second hole, and it feels even better. So now he decided to try the third hole. He couldn't get his willy out, it was stuck! It wouldn't let go and it hurt like a bastard. He was stuck there until the morning, when the farmer came to give him breakfast. The farmer was angry at the salesman for not listening, but he got his punishment. The farmer just said: "Behind the first hole was my dear old wife. Behind the second hole was my 18 year old daughter... And the third hole is a cow milking machine that won't let go until it has obtained 50 gallons!"[/color][/color]
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[color=red][color=blue]Let this be a lesson to ya: Don't go sticking your willy in random holes!
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BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Apr 24, 2005, 11:31 AM

pretty funny stuff, i heard a similar joke like that where the guy did the farmer's daughter and puta melon up his ass or something

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 24, 2005, 06:13 PM

old, and varation of more older ones

BummyBunny · Apr 25, 2005, 08:41 PM

Lol, good one, I haven't heard this variation before.

Apr 24, 2005, 11:22 AM	#1
AMD4Life -=[DHzer0point Team]=- Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 0	Funny/sick Joke I saw on TV [color=#0000ff][color=red][color=blue]There was this salesman in the deep midwest whose car had broken down. After a while of walking down a long road, he noticed a farm. He thought "Maybe he has a phone and a place to rest until I can get things sorted out." So, he goes to the front door of the farmer's house and kindly asked: "Excuse me, but my car has broken down. I was wondering if you had a phone, and maybe a place I can rest until I could get things sorted out?" The farmer, being the kind man he is, states he has no phone, "...but I guess you could sleep in the barn if you like." The salesman, being so exhausted couldn't refuse the offer and thanks the kind farmer. Just as the salesman begins walking to the barn, the farmer says: "Be warned, don't stick your willy in any of the three holes in the walls." The salesman just gave the farmer a confused look and an "o.k." The salesman slept on a stack of hay for a while and woke up in the middle of the night. He couldn't stop thinking why someone would put his dick in the holes in the walls... An hour or 2 passes by and and he is still thinking about the same thing. He says: "Aw, what the hell why not?" So he stuck his willy in the first hole and it feels real good. He tries the second hole, and it feels even better. So now he decided to try the third hole. He couldn't get his willy out, it was stuck! It wouldn't let go and it hurt like a bastard. He was stuck there until the morning, when the farmer came to give him breakfast. The farmer was angry at the salesman for not listening, but he got his punishment. The farmer just said: "Behind the first hole was my dear old wife. Behind the second hole was my 18 year old daughter... And the third hole is a cow milking machine that won't let go until it has obtained 50 gallons!"[/color][/color] [color=red][color=blue][/color][/color] [color=red][color=blue]Let this be a lesson to ya: Don't go sticking your willy in random holes! [/color][/color][/color] __________________ [color=green]-=[My Machine]=-[/color] [color=black]DFI LanParty UT nF3 250Gb Socket 754 Motherboard[/color] [color=black]AMD Athlon 64 3400+ @ 2.52GHz W/ Zalman CNPS7000b-Cu CPU Cooler[/color] [color=black]1GB Corsair Value PC3200 (512mb x 2, 2.5-3-3-8 1T)[/color] [color=black]eVGA e-GeForce 6800GT AGP @ 370/1100 W/ Zalman VF700-Cu VGA Cooler[/color] [color=black]Western Digital Caviar SE 80GB SATA HDD [/color] [color=black]Creative Audigy 2 ZS Sound Card[/color] [color=black]Rosewill RE502 500W Power Supply[/color]

Apr 24, 2005, 11:31 AM	#2
BiGBrOwNPimpsta DH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,224 Rep Power: 64 System Specs	pretty funny stuff, i heard a similar joke like that where the guy did the farmer's daughter and puta melon up his ass or something __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| ATI TV Wonder Elite \| Logitech G7 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Apr 24, 2005, 06:13 PM	#3
The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,135 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	old, and varation of more older ones __________________

Apr 25, 2005, 08:41 PM	#4
BummyBunny DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	Lol, good one, I haven't heard this variation before.