[Zardon]

Im sure its happened to some of you, but i thought it would be fun to post some funny and insulting emails you have received from people you have really pissed off.

This is a funny one I received today, from someone annoyed I banned them on the site, some of them I couldnt post but this one I found quite amusing because the guy is really having a hard time getting the anger into words, and resorts to "fuck" and "faggot" a few times to make up for a lack of creativity.

Of course their are many forms of insults, some of them ranging from quite pathetic to very educated, and in fact I was insulted once in email last year from this guy on the site who was quite highly educated and wrote a GREAT email. I cant seem to find it right now in my email client so give me a little while to see if it turns up

Anyway ill start the ball rolling with this concise version of a "hate mail", and please share any you have received (or sent ).

__________________________________________________ _

"You Fucking Faggot. You just couldn't wait to press the BAN botton.
You Fucked up Gothic Freak. You deserve to be put in a line and shot,
Faggot"

[Dark Lord]

lol i always love it when they make them selfs look like compete dumbass's by not even spelling correctly and add in useless words that seem to make no sense. its like iceing on the cake.

[digerati]

I wish I had e-mails like that, so that way I could at least feel important enough to be hated lol

[Geminiwave]

haha. my ex sent me an email once that was just oozing with hate. lemme see if i can find it. ah here it is

"Yeah right.

How were THINGS, Ben? I'm guessing we had a communication issue, because I knew you didn't love me a week before you dumped me. So what is your problem? Why don't you love me?"

and then it just broke down from there to into things that I can't post for two reasons: one) this is a family site, and two) too private.

Lets just say that I saw some "Fuck you, you fucking fucker!"

[riles9262]

Nobody hates on me through email
I work in technical phone support though so you can imagine some of the shit I hear

[nuG]

i dont think i have ever received any hate mail. i think its because i dont really talk to people through email that much. maybe if i did it more often then i would get some. or i could sorta try urge someone to do it......

[dj_stick]

Originally Posted by riles9262

Nobody hates on me through email
I work in technical phone support though so you can imagine some of the shit I hear

record the calls

EDIT: i have some interesting MSN chatlogs of the aftermath of a forum argument… i'll post them tonight

[Duranix]

hahaha...

i get stuff like that, just not through email. More on forums and on CSS

i get called a hacker quite alot

most of the time, they take demos and submit to AOCAB, and nothing happens. Seriously, They accuse anyone of hacking, just because they dont know how to use the strafe buttons

i COULD post some stuff, but i promised a certain someone that i wouldnt

[Asmoday]

Originally Posted by nuG

i dont think i have ever received any hate mail. i think its because i dont really talk to people through email that much. maybe if i did it more often then i would get some. or i could sorta try urge someone to do it......

Same here, i have never gotten a hatemail....but that can have something to do with that i very seldom correspond through email...OR it's because i'm such a nice guy..

[The_Neon_Cowboy]

closest I’ve ever came would be when I emailed a spammer and said "fuck you" and they emailed me back "fuck you right back!" I did something similar to one of those really annoying website that show up like mega go if you miss type a web address... and of course it's a loaded web page java script, popups, alerts, even after you've closed the browser. A real bunch of corn holes

[Sargentwhitey]

I've never really gotten on anyone's bad side . Plus, I guess that person really showed what kind of DH Member he really could be

[The_Neon_Cowboy]

Originally Posted by Sargentwhitey

I've never really gotten on anyone's bad side . Plus, I guess that person really showed what kind of DH Member he really could be

The funny thing is I don't know who...
but could probubly a good guess who it is

[Geminiwave]

Actually I recall some people(whos names will not be mentioned) saying some very interesting things about Zardon here and then turning their hatred for me when I didnt join in on the Al bashing. That was one of the few times ive had such hateful things said to me over IM.

[Dom]

I've actually never gotten anything insulting in email. Worse thing said to me was "have a nice life". Which is acutally a compliment.

[Kombatant]

It's always nice to get such love (and even yet, have your own personal "fans" who don't forget you in whichever board you frequent)

[Callandor]

Originally Posted by nuG

i dont think i have ever received any hate mail. i think its because i dont really talk to people through email that much. maybe if i did it more often then i would get some. or i could sorta try urge someone to do it......

Unfortunately, I'm with nuG on this one

Sadly, however, I have to make up for the "unhateful" carefree life that I lead on the net and with others when I get home to face my parents though.

[Senor_Mota]

Originally Posted by Kombatant

It's always nice to get such love (and even yet, have your own personal "fans" who don't forget you in whichever board you frequent)

I know exactly what you mean.

Speaking of hate mail, here's one I recieved a while back on our movie company's website regarding our "morals" and mailing list:

"To whom it may concern -

Your obvious lack of tasteful hilarity and regard for your fellow man has fallen quite short in my book of standards. Your flagrant references to drug use, sex with anonymous partners, and trite issues to offend people for fun are gut wrenching. When I saw that some Idaho youth had formed a production company, in Twin Falls, ID of all places, I rejoiced - I thought we would have an outlet for people like myself who are interested in the cinematic experience rather than a cheap thrill or "shock value". I am thurogly(sic) offended and wish to be removed from your mailing list.

Sincerly,
(name withheld)"

This is almost as bad as preachers in the 50's claiming the "evil" of rock music...good thing we have freedom of speech!

[daedal]

Senor Mota is an incarnation of Satan, prolifering his evil through movies.

[Sandok]

I have gotten LOTS... They are all in french so I won't post the originals but the lastest one was that this guy in my class was really pissing me off non stop and I had him on my MSN and well blocked him and deleted him.

Anyways he got angry and I met him one day in town drunk and he completely tried to get me to unblock him and all. Was hilarious since he couldn't put 2 words together.

Well so then he sent me a long email asking why I blocked him and I just told him that he was annoying and I didn't like his unibrow so I blocked him.

Then the hate... It was a long email but in grosso moddo, it was: I hate you! YOur a ****ing idiot! Why do you act like a victim when I'm the victim? Your a stupid idiot! I don't hate you but I just really dislike you to the point I hate you... Bla bla bla!

Was funny cuz I showed everyone the email and now he has shut his mouth up!

[pr0digal jenius]

Nobody cares enough about me to hate me via email...I always just get hated through an intermediary, cuz they get so pissed they won't speak to me directly.

Like my Ex, who told my current girlfriend she was going to end up going to hell for going out with "my sorry ass"...which apparently is also going to hell for "being a poor christian".


Apparently being a christian implies playing ping pong and eating cake and listening to how sex is bad coming from a fat bald 30 year old who is going to die a virgin because it's best that way every wednesday night. Her church was scary to say the least.

[kelticknight]

can't say l got any hate mail or anything like,if l did ,would laugh it off

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

well i just quit my job because my boss is indeed a huge f*cking c*nt, personally insulted me, tries to act like he's some white rich homey (when he's a punjab) and just pissed me off. i did it the clean way, i quit and told him off in a letter. in addition, im taking it to head office. i worked for shoppers drug mart here in canada until last week.

Dear Gurdeep,

I am writing this letter to you to explain my sudden resignation from your Shoppers Drug Mart. The main reason why I have decided to discontinue working with you is that you have made me feel as an unfit worker. In addition, I feel that your approach to me during the recent staff meeting was indirectly highly insulting due to lack of eye contact to your other staff, using me as negative examples and idiotic false remarks after the meeting. This brings the question: why call a staff meeting when your concentration is only on one worker? You, yourself had said (as well as others) that you do not know who the main “suspects” in many of the mistakes being made mentioned during the meeting, but your presentation did not show this. This was the most insulting point in my life; to be singled in front of my co-workers and indirectly blamed for the cause of poor workmanship in your store. As the “captain” (as you said), it is your responsibility to approach me and tell me where I need to improve or rather let me go. I was evaluated to be a competent worker by your management through your store review (which I hope you have spent time to review yourself), and I do not have any complaints about them or my co-workers to date. I also feel I have went above and beyond for customers in this store to prove that I was not simply a merchandiser (and I quote you) “working for the money”. In addition, I would highly appreciate before making such bold statements of which former employer is sending you a “bad worker” to actually speak with them personally, as my former employer stated that my name was not once mentioned by you. If this is your form of humour, it is unacceptable as it has made me feel to be unfit in your workplace. This meeting was not the first time you have tested my high tolerance; I recall a talk where my work habits at your store were compared to who and how my room is cleaned. In a workplace, these two subjects should not be compared; however, as you chose to mention them, shows your incompetence as an employer. In addition, you made ignorant statements referring to my mind not being sharp enough to succeed in my future academic ventures based on my work habits in your store. This further implied you rather not have me working with you. I rather not waste time arguing with you on this personal topic, as I feel it is a petty challenge to me. I have also not forgotten how you deal with your employee’s family members; my mother had also felt a strong lack of respect from you when you gave a display of little interest to greet her. Your customers are surely a priority, but disrespect to any individual is unacceptable and moreover a family member of an employee in your business. In addition, this also questions who is working for the money, you or me?
To close my letter, I would like to state that I too have made mistakes working at your store. Few of those mistakes we both know I been part of, such as merchandising mistakes (not all as your eye contact implied) but none larger than to tolerate the degradation of me by you. As a pharmacist, associate of Shoppers Drug Mart and business owner you have displayed poor skills as an employer which your company should be ashamed of. I do not wish to argue with you nor do I wish to speak with you about this matter ever again. Rather you should reflect on what I have written in this letter and take it into account on how to better treat your employees on your future business endeavors.

[Zardon]

Good for you man.

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

Originally Posted by Zardon

Good for you man.

absolutely insulting jackass, i gotta watch my language in this forum haha. see he knows im an 18 yr old punk kid, he wants me to come hassle him. i have enough ppl to come molest his store, but you know wut i aint gonna do wut he expects me to.