[pr0digal jenius]

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer, and shishkabobs.

The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Why are there no during pictures?

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree
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[Nicky-chan]

*blinks* Maybe Im just tired and really am reading this totaly random as it seems or this really isnt meant to make sence...

[Tipstaff]

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"Because of [dropping] Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bulls**t."

"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly..."

Took me a moment to figure out who that was at first, then I remembered reading those lines you posted from somewhere. Damn funny lines. Thought I'd post these from that site too. Funny s**t, but sad too.

RIP

-Tip

[MythicaL]

Some guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I wanted a regular one later, so... yeah.

[Vikingod]

thats too bad, he was a funny guy.

[Chubby_C]

He was hilarious, used to see him on the Just For Laughs TV show, and last week I heard him on the Stern show and he was funny as hell. Gonna miss his performances.