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Old Mar 30, 2005, 12:12 AM   #1
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Penis snatcher beaten to death

Came across this, its old but funny and strange:


A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia, police said.

A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed Thursday by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/en/doc/...ent_271525.htm
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 12:36 AM   #2
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Rofl
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 12:42 AM   #3
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that is just to funny
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 01:08 AM   #4
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no its not...because people there really DO believe in that shit. Its actually kinda a big problem. I, for one, do not find this funny but a serious problem that the ghana government should do something about.


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LMAO OKAY YEAH ITS FREAKIN FUNNY!!!
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 01:41 AM   #5
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Baba Jallow.....yeah, it does sound like the name of a dude who enjoys snatching penises for a living.

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pwnt!
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 01:46 AM   #6
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Nasty stuff!
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 02:11 AM   #7
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Could you imageing the horror movie "The Penis snatcher" LOL
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 05:08 AM   #8
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HAHAHAHAHA

ROFL

that would be a pretty funny movie neon

Indoors house. exterior
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Man wakes up, hears sounds. He
stands up.

man:
Whos there?

Other man:
I am... The penis snatcher!

muffled scream.

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Old Mar 30, 2005, 01:03 PM   #9
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Could you imageing the horror movie "The Penis snatcher" LOL
sounds like a porno...
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I'd expect I'd be quite angry too if someone tried to steal my penis, and hell if they tried to touch i'd probably also beat them to death.

It is a shame however that people are being killed over such ludicrus mumbo jumbo as that.
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 02:41 PM   #11
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HAHAHAHAHA

ROFL

that would be a pretty funny movie neon

Indoors house. exterior
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Man wakes up, hears sounds. He
stands up.

man:
Whos there?

Other man:
I am... The penis snatcher!

muffled scream.


Or wakes up and goes to pee and its sgone.. screems...
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 08:12 PM   #12
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Poor guy that lost his penis. Rofl That had to hurt for him!
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 08:52 PM   #13
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It took me about 0.005 seconds to zero-out the word "penis" on the topics list.


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Old Mar 30, 2005, 09:21 PM   #14
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"The penis snatcher"
"the boner collector"

bringing horror where it's never gone before!

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It took me about 0.005 seconds to zero-out the word "penis" on the topics list.

I would of used the face of michael jackson
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 09:36 PM   #15
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Well, no little children were involved, so wouldn't have used MJ.
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Well, no little children were involved, so wouldn't have used MJ.
Yea but it for fear factor and humor ....




dudes a freak

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dudes a freak
Can't argue with that.
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Old Mar 30, 2005, 11:52 PM   #18
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Can't argue with that.
use this guy insted

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Looks the same.
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Old Mar 31, 2005, 06:09 AM   #20
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no its not...because people there really DO believe in that shit. Its actually kinda a big problem. I, for one, do not find this funny but a serious problem that the ghana government should do something about.


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LMAO OKAY YEAH ITS FREAKIN FUNNY!!!
- Got your shlong!
*WHAM!*

Heh heh.. that's awesome..
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Yea but it for fear factor and humor ....




dudes a freak

Makeup plastic surgery and too much wax and clay mixed in... *shivers*
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Old Apr 1, 2005, 07:09 AM   #22
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thats just plain bizarre
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