Owned Moments

YAYitsAndrew · Feb 21, 2005, 02:07 PM

Post moments when you've seen a random person or friend get totally owned in public.

Here's one:

I was in line at a CVS a few days ago and there was this lady in front of me. The line one over just closed, so they sent the only guy in it to the front of our line; he was kinda standing to the side. All of a sudden the lady in front of me says "Excuse me sir, but this is a line". Then he turns around and says back "Yes, it is." He puts his shit on the counter and turns around and stares at her while his items are rung up.

OWNED!

I want to print little business cards that say "OWNED." nice and big with a little explanation at the bottom and hand them out.

Counterfe1t · Feb 21, 2005, 03:45 PM

haha now thats classic

pr0digal jenius · Feb 21, 2005, 03:48 PM

hahaha...nice

Pluvious · Feb 21, 2005, 04:01 PM

Print up this picure for your card:

riles9262 · Feb 21, 2005, 04:04 PM

that dart board is priceless

Senor_Mota · Feb 21, 2005, 04:13 PM

I worked at Kay*Bee Toys for a while back in my younger days. I was making $5.50/hr and working eight hour shifts. My paychecks were strangely short on quite frequent occasion, so I inquired about it. I was told that "due to corporate cutbacks, some deductions were being removed from my check". For forty hours of work a week at $5.50/hr, I should have been making $220.00 a week gross. My net pay was about $130.00 every week. So on average, I was making about $3.25 an hour. A week after I had inquired about the situation, I was "let go" due to the Holiday season. Pissed off, I eventually found time inbetween the working employee's shift swaps to steal XBOX, PS2, and GameCube games when the store was busy or when no one was up front. By the end of my little "shopping spree", I had procured over 75 games and assorted toys and other sh!t I used as Birthday and Christmas presents.

Now that's some 0WNAG3.

Logla · Feb 21, 2005, 04:26 PM

And of course DriverHeaven would like to point out that it does not condone theft as that is an illegal act.

pr0digal jenius · Feb 21, 2005, 04:32 PM

no does it condone the use of sticky darts on small children as disciplinary tactics

Logla · Feb 21, 2005, 04:38 PM

The best bit of ownage I ever saw was car related.

The car was a honda civic Type-R in black looking really sweet but something was wrong.

The driver was obviously oblivous as he drove along complete with sunglasses and music blaring from the subwoofers.

And then I realised - the registration plate - had paper taped over it with the words IMA COCK written on it

I wonder how long it took before he noticed.

pr0digal jenius · Feb 21, 2005, 04:47 PM

There was a guy here the other day bunny hopping the parking chain on his bike...but he missed, and landed on his face in the mud with his girlfriend watching.

YAYitsAndrew · Feb 21, 2005, 04:54 PM

Just an update, I went ahead and printed those business cards. I used vistacards and it came to 25 bucks for 250 of them, so ten cents each. An early design can be found at:

www.yayitsandrew.com/images/owned.png

I made a few changes before sending them off.

Judas · Feb 21, 2005, 05:02 PM

lol.. pelican.....

pr0digal jenius · Feb 21, 2005, 05:30 PM

I have that pelican around somewhere.....

Senor_Mota · Feb 21, 2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logla

And of course DriverHeaven would like to point out that it does not condone theft as that is an illegal act.

That's a given.

Callandor · Feb 22, 2005, 01:50 AM

pelican = pwned

Son_of_Thunder · Feb 22, 2005, 03:38 AM

i work at a gas station. a few weeks ago a familiar looking woman walks in and starts demanding things of me. when i tell her that i cannot do one of them due to company policy she rips me a new one. swearing, shaking fists, banging the table, calling me names, yelling for my manager (who wasn't there) so finally i calmed her down and agreed to let her get 50 back from her debit card. now our policy is no more than 5 because we don't have an easy way to get cash, but if the customer goes berserk, go ahead and give it to them.

she slides her card and completes the transaction. it says please thank your guest R**** V********* (censored). to my utter suprise it was my english teacher from the 6th grade, at the local christian school. i looked at her and said, "well hello Mrs. V*********, i didn't recognize you, it's me Dave."

BWX · Feb 22, 2005, 04:27 AM

A Jack-in-theBox operations manager was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. After telling us the story, he promised to send us a copy of the voice mail and here it is. This is the actual voice mail message. It was passed along and forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.

You will see who gets owned.

http://driverheavenuploads.co.uk/BWX/voicemail1.wav

Have something close by to dry your eyes...

Son_of_Thunder · Feb 22, 2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWX

A Jack-in-theBox operations manager was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. After telling us the story, he promised to send us a copy of the voice mail and here it is. This is the actual voice mail message. It was passed along and forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.

You will see who gets owned.

http://driverheavenuploads.co.uk/BWX/voicemail1.wav

Have something close by to dry your eyes...

i was just coming here to post that ;P

BWX · Feb 22, 2005, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son_of_Thunder

i was just coming here to post that ;P

It's great isn't it? I was crying laughing every time I listened to it.

CDsDontBurn · Feb 22, 2005, 05:24 AM

well, i got one for you guys.....

at work, one of the guys has an SLI system. Over the weekend his board died. Well, today we were talking about who's system is better. And he says to me, "man, your system sucks." Then i tell him, "what do you mean, mr. 'my motherboard died!'"