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Old Jan 16, 2005, 10:55 PM   #1
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Default Post Pentagon's gay weapon

US military chiefs are said to have considered developing an 'aphrodisiac' chemical weapon that would make enemy troops sexually irresistible to each other.

The Sunshine Project, which exposes research into chemical and biological weapons, revealed the plans, according to New Scientist.

Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable.

Another was to develop a chemical that caused 'severe and lasting halitosis', to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also an idea to make troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.

The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, apparently date from 1994.

The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

Sunshine Project spokesman Edward Hammond said it was not known if the proposed six-year research plan was pursued.
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Old Jan 16, 2005, 11:24 PM   #2
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tht's strange
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Old Jan 16, 2005, 11:36 PM   #3
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how gay ! lol. jk. It'll probably turn into the next LSD project of the 1950s by our US military. A chemical and/or biological method of finding non-lethal methods of disorienting the enemy allowing us to win.
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Old Jan 16, 2005, 11:40 PM   #4
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Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
Have they ever read about Thermopyle?
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 02:11 AM   #5
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now thats some scary sh*t..
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 02:15 AM   #6
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watch out or instead of shooting you you might get it up the butt
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 02:34 AM   #7
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I think Eminems new album, "Encore", had something to do with this!!!
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 03:00 AM   #8
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"Weapon of Ass Destruction"
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 03:02 AM   #9
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Tax dollars at work.
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 03:09 AM   #10
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remember guys, the place was seeking funding, which means it had no government support, or tax-dollars in it
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 04:14 AM   #11
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 05:36 AM   #12
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Natcht, to avoid these kinds of situations (in which sticko finishes off your sentences for you), I strongly suggest you start to put full stops at the end of all your sentences!!!!!
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 07:00 AM   #13
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Verry funny .. but just imageing if the crap really worked LOL
Imagine the headlines?

this just in: 12 insergents died today in a rageing homosexual orgy
aprently the men up a scewed each other to death following the
deploymet of a new US weapon.... moral of the story? make love not war


this just in: 12 insergents died today killed by a swarm of angy wasps
aprently the men were stung to death following the deploymet of a new
US weapon....

etc....
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 07:14 AM   #14
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The first one's funnier.
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 09:16 AM   #15
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What if they got it mixed up and combined the two?
This just in, 2 soldiers were stung to death after raping several wasps and several rats which were carrying the bublonic plague.
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 09:25 AM   #16
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That, would be very sad, very sad indeed Louie, extremely sad.
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 01:32 PM   #17
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What if they got it mixed up and combined the two?
This just in, 2 soldiers were stung to death after raping several wasps and several rats which were carrying the bublonic plague.

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Old Jan 17, 2005, 03:29 PM   #18
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Hmmm.. Well The Greek Armies in the age of the romans were predominantly Gay and they were one of the fiercest fighting forces around. I think it may back fire on them. Lesbian came from a Greek Isle name Lesbos.
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 03:59 PM   #19
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scary stuff, but funny responses
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Old Jan 17, 2005, 07:23 PM   #20
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That's some funny sh!t. Make them love each other! We can shoot them before anything "gay" happens!
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Old Jan 18, 2005, 12:32 AM   #21
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heard this in the news like a week and a half ago or so... so lame
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Old Jan 18, 2005, 04:03 AM   #22
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(>'.')> kirby wants some action
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