Male vs Female

mike2h · Dec 16, 2004, 05:09 PM

[color=#ff0000]Male vs Female[/color]

[color=#ff0000]ATM's

[/color]A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing
their accounts.

MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful
research.

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

4. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

5. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down

4. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Turn the radio down.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the vehicle.

8. Insert card.

9. Reinsert card the right way up.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check make up in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Recheck make-up again.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver lined up behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull away.

25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

26. Release Parking Brake

crlorentzen · Dec 16, 2004, 05:15 PM

B-e-a-utiful

riles9262 · Dec 16, 2004, 05:24 PM

so true, so true. Especially aligning the car with the machine in the beginning

pr0digal jenius · Dec 16, 2004, 05:29 PM

i have to align my car at the beginning

...but well, my bank's at machine is on a corner

mike2h · Dec 16, 2004, 05:37 PM

it is just the women in you coming out.

always knew it was there.

kemet64 · Dec 16, 2004, 05:41 PM

haha yea, its always funny when i see someone open the door to reach the ATM

Dark Lord · Dec 16, 2004, 05:41 PM

lol that was great

>GSXR<mrbusa · Dec 16, 2004, 05:48 PM

you forgot the part about forgetting to write down the last ten withdrawls and haveing to keep lowering the withdrawl amount until funds are available.then going in the bank and bitching out teller because the bank ripped her off.

mike2h · Dec 16, 2004, 06:18 PM

that should be an addendum under 'blonde'.

pr0digal jenius · Dec 16, 2004, 06:20 PM

Sargentwhitey · Dec 16, 2004, 09:50 PM

haha thats great

TJ- · Dec 16, 2004, 10:07 PM

lovin it..........

Dec 16, 2004, 05:09 PM	#1
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,489 Rep Power: 74 System Specs	Male vs Female [color=#ff0000]Male vs Female[/color] [color=#ff0000]ATM's [/color]A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts. MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research. MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 4. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 5. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down 4. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Turn the radio down. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its excessive distance from the vehicle. 8. Insert card. 9. Reinsert card the right way up. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check make up in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Recheck make-up again. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver lined up behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 26. Release Parking Brake __________________

Dec 16, 2004, 05:15 PM	#2
crlorentzen DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: East Coast USA Posts: 1,206 Rep Power: 0	B-e-a-utiful __________________

Dec 16, 2004, 05:24 PM	#3
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,839 Rep Power: 55 System Specs	so true, so true. Especially aligning the car with the machine in the beginning __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Dec 16, 2004, 05:37 PM	#5
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,489 Rep Power: 74 System Specs	it is just the women in you coming out. always knew it was there. __________________

Dec 16, 2004, 05:41 PM	#6
kemet64 DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 457 Rep Power: 0	haha yea, its always funny when i see someone open the door to reach the ATM __________________ Inspiron XPS Intel 3.4 ghz 1gb Corsair XMS DDR PC3200 60gig 7200 HD 128mb Radeon Mobility 9700 Creative Soundblaster Audigy 2 NX Logitech z680 Speakers

Dec 16, 2004, 05:29 PM	#4
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,672 Rep Power: 0	i have to align my car at the beginning ...but well, my bank's at machine is on a corner

Dec 16, 2004, 05:41 PM	#7
Dark Lord DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 5,584 Rep Power: 66 System Specs	lol that was great

Dec 16, 2004, 05:48 PM	#8
>GSXR<mrbusa im a FREAK Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,105 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	you forgot the part about forgetting to write down the last ten withdrawls and haveing to keep lowering the withdrawl amount until funds are available.then going in the bank and bitching out teller because the bank ripped her off.

Dec 16, 2004, 06:18 PM	#9
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,489 Rep Power: 74 System Specs	that should be an addendum under 'blonde'. __________________

Dec 16, 2004, 06:20 PM	#10
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,672 Rep Power: 0

Dec 16, 2004, 09:50 PM	#11
Sargentwhitey Has a JOB.. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 1,473 Rep Power: 0	haha thats great __________________ Mobile:Intel Celeron M 1.5GHz, 40GB WD, 1GB PC24000, Intel Mediocre Graphics 2, SB Audigy 2 Notebook

Dec 16, 2004, 10:07 PM	#12
TJ- DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Infinity Posts: 3,682 Rep Power: 0	lovin it.......... __________________ new sig comming soon