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Nov 20, 2004, 09:41 PM
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NGO Crew
Join Date: Jun 2004
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few jokes
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once upon a time there was guy named Moses. he served the god for all his life, one day god exposed himself to him and told him: "Moses.. you have been good person and you served me well, i want to give you a single wish. what do you wish?" Moses told him: "oh Mighty god! i always wanted to travel america but I am afraid from airplanes and boats, so if you can build bridge from here to america. ill be very grateful!!" God: "well.. bridge could be an hard work, there is anything else maybe?" Moses: "yes there is! i always wanted to know something about my wife.. what she really means when she tellin me "take out the garbage" in very cynical way. and how her brain works?? why she have to behave so weird sometimes?? i would like to know what kind of thoughts passing in her mind! God: "so.. how many routes you want in your bridge?" #2 soldier visit military psychiatrist. the psychiatrist ask him: psychiatrist:where you wanna serve? soldier:combat!! psychiatrist:oh nice.. where? air force?? soldier:more!! psychiatrist:navy?? soldier:more!! psychiatrist:armor?? soldier:more!! psychiatrist:marines?? soldier:more!! psychiatrist:delta force?? soldier:more!! psychiatrist:oh i got ya.. Seal Team 6 ? soldier:more!! psychiatrist:erm.. whos better then Seal Team 6??? soldier:POWER RANGERS!!! GO GO POWER RANGERS!! #3 another soldier visit military psychiatrist. the guy had bear doll in his hands.. and he told the psychiatrist: "i am not drafting anywhere without Ted!! my lovely bear and my best friend!" psychiatrist:ok!! we can draft ted as well  suddenly the guy took out his wallet and pulled out 10$ bill and he put it on the doll and dropped the doll out the of window! psychiatrist:WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????? the guy:chill out!! i just sent him to get me some cigarettes p.s. some of the jokes may sound weird because its based on other language.. and there is some words that you cannot describe it in english and that other language grammer is way too different then english, its hard to translate.. Last edited by REGENERAT1ON; Nov 20, 2004 at 10:27 PM. |
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Nov 20, 2004, 10:20 PM
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UD Cruncher
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Alberta, Canada.
Posts: 144
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I find #1 quite humerous, but I don't get #2 or #3.
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Nov 20, 2004, 10:22 PM
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NGO Crew
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 412
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these are "military" jokes..
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Nov 20, 2004, 11:39 PM
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is having a sexy party
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Coast
Posts: 1,777
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I shot myself in the foot once
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Nov 21, 2004, 02:23 AM
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Has a JOB..
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NJ
Posts: 1,473
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lol very interesting jokes my friend.. although I've heard better of course
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Nov 21, 2004, 02:25 AM
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Drunken Red Mage™
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: alberta, canada (thats north of the usa people)
Posts: 937
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haha...
i like those |
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Nov 21, 2004, 11:20 AM
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Grate Magishun
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#2 & #3 are uber funny!!!!
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