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Nov 4, 2004, 10:19 PM
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ein Krieger
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Clemson Uni
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Things you should NEVER do
Post your own bad experiences and warnings for others
NEVER drink chunky lactaid. I mixed it in with my N-large2 this past sunday, and I've had the shits all week. BAD. watch out!
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Nov 4, 2004, 10:31 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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eat ribs/bbq anything at the computer. i dont know how long is spent cleaning bbq sauce out of my keyboard after i was done.
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Nov 4, 2004, 10:31 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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Never take your really drunk roommate in public until he's sober.
And if you HAVE to take him..for christ's sake, don't let him brign a referee whistle into waffle house at 3am
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Nov 4, 2004, 10:48 PM
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Everyones life has worth
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My Yellow Bug
Posts: 3,778
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Never give a monkey a loaded gun and let him loose at a theme park.
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Nov 4, 2004, 11:05 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
Posts: 24,210
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never strap a set of pens to a female adult cat's tail in heat, with a elastic band.... Anyone within a 5 foot radias will not be happy....
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Nov 5, 2004, 12:47 AM
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I Have lovely Breasts
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the closet...
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never let your mother drink wine or dr pepper while using your computer for email. Chances are she will get a "funny" forward and spill all over your keyboard and possibly your chasis.
and yes this happened to me once. she is banned from the desktop.
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Nov 5, 2004, 12:53 AM
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Has a JOB..
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NJ
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never turn on your Dreamcast while it is apart.. and accidentally bump into the power supply section.. unless you wanna fry the Power Supply.. and blow out the power..
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Nov 5, 2004, 01:22 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
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apparently, don't use a can of Compressed air to dry your hair....or whatever else you might be drying or something (or cooling off during the summer) 
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Nov 5, 2004, 01:36 AM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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Never spray your cat with it either
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Nov 5, 2004, 03:43 AM
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Everyones life has worth
Join Date: May 2003
Location: My Yellow Bug
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Never join a forum with the name ^_^
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Nov 5, 2004, 11:30 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Nov 5, 2004, 11:54 AM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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...you bastard...  </peter griffin>
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Nov 5, 2004, 11:58 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Never show this equation to women:
Women = Time x Money (since time = money)
Women = Money x Money (since money is the root of all evil (√Evil))
Women = √Evil 2 (square I mean)
Women = Evil
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Nov 5, 2004, 11:59 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by pr0digal jenius
...you bastard...  </peter griffin>
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LOL, relax PJ, i was only kidding around... 
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Nov 5, 2004, 12:05 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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haha..i know....i can still quote family guy at you!
and i showed ym girlfriend that one sandok, and got a big fat handprint on muh face
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Nov 5, 2004, 12:07 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by pr0digal jenius
haha..i know....i can still quote family guy at you!
and i showed ym girlfriend that one sandok, and got a big fat handprint on muh face
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Haha, serves u right... 
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Nov 5, 2004, 12:09 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 14,676
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shut it 
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Nov 5, 2004, 04:31 PM
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I Have lovely Breasts
Join Date: Jul 2004
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hahah. hey Pr0digal, I didnt know computers could slap you. 
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