[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

i was browsing a porn site today, for some free porn. so sometimes they put on some funny jokes. here is what some car enthusiasts commonly post on forums

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[Jeff]

Being a Supra owner, there's quite a few more funny ones that people add to the list, heh.

Though Generally speaking the hardtops are more sought after (mainly with MKIV supras -- since they're so rare). Lot stiffer, it really depends on what you're doing with the car, I have a targa one though .

[GutterPunk]

haha those are great... i'd like to see what Daewoo would be

[Vampyromaniac]

Daewoo
--- just saw a Daewoo TV at the store marked down to "$25 -- please buy this set" . . . does that mean my car suxs? :\

[Dark Lord]

lol i liked the list.
being a vette owner my self, i had to think about that one for a second. i then realised that the steering wheel in my 89 cavalier is not Teak. the cavaliers steering wheel is also not as big as a large dinner plate.

[pr0digal jenius]

Dawoo
---because tupperware does more then store macaroni....

[craig5320]

Haha Solid, good site you got there, often frequented it in my younger days ;-)

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

Originally Posted by craig5320

Haha Solid, good site you got there, often frequented it in my younger days ;-)

lol howd u know the site when i never posted it craig

well the porn site owner gets these jokes from www.amazingjokes.com he says. im a daily visitor of the porn site lol

[craig5320]

I think we both know what we're talking about. Hush hush,

Reminds me of that Spam song.

Spam, Spam, spam spam spam.

Crazy Vikings

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

Originally Posted by craig5320

I think we both know what we're talking about. Hush hush,

Reminds me of that Spam song.

Spam, Spam, spam spam spam.

Crazy Vikings

my bro MIGHT be getting another accord for the yr, next yr planning to go with the benz so we're looking at this black 2003 accord coupe ex-l, im gonna take that over and mod it later. dvd in the front and MOBILE PORN!