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Old Oct 5, 2004, 02:53 PM   #1
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Confucius says: Man making love to woman on mountain side.....is not on the level.
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Old Oct 5, 2004, 04:05 PM   #2
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Old Oct 6, 2004, 01:37 PM   #3
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Old Oct 6, 2004, 04:28 PM   #6
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Old Oct 7, 2004, 08:04 PM   #12
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Confucius says: Blind man entering airport is going to Bangkok
I think its "man who enter airport revolving door sideways is going to bangkok"

Buy here's one:

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