[mike2h]

1) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5) Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

6) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7) When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

8) Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

9) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

11) He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

12) She's always late, in fact, her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

13) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

14) I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

15) Honk if you love peace and quiet.

16) Pardon my driving, I'm reloading

17) Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

18) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

19) It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.

20) Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

21) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

22) It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

23) You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

24) Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% if the world population.

25) If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

26) The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

27) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

28) Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Very true...never fails.

29) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture.

30) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

31) It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

32) Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

33) I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

34) I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

35) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

36) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[No_Style]

Wise words, friend.

[GutterPunk]

long read but hella funny some of them are lol

[Judas]

Originally Posted by mike2h

2) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

incorrect, there is no baises for that aside from some people not thinking at all while the last person to laugh usually ends up using there head...

[jsx[ifl]]

Originally Posted by mike2h

3) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

14) I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

24) Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% if the world population.

27) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

28) Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Very true...never fails.

30) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

35) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

LOL!!!!

[Judas]

37) Majority of people (75%;3/4) that read THIS Fact will attempt to touch there elbow to they're chin.

[pr0digal jenius]

5 out of 4 peaople have trouble with fractions

[Judas]

1/0 is a possibility

[dj_stick]

1 out of 0 is undefined judas
oh and

incorrect, there is no baises for that aside from some people not thinking at all while the last person to laugh usually ends up using there head...

is that talking about you? is so then…

[mbeeston]

look almost like a collection of bumper stickers ^^

[Nacht]

you cant have 1/0 lol

those are hilarious.

[Judas]

actually 1/0 is a number.... it's however infinite... and possible.... gotta think OUTSIDE the box

same as 1/-1

[pr0digal jenius]

Originally Posted by Judas

actually 1/0 is a number.... it's however infinite... and possible.... gotta think OUTSIDE the box

same as 1/-1

1/0 is undefined, even in an imaginary sense, it cannot be expressed int erms of real numbers, or imaginary numbers(increments of i)

1/-1 can be rewritten as -1/1, which is equal to -1, so fo course it exists


so unless this box i'm supposed to think of is the box of mathematic feasibility, i don't think the answer exists

</rant>


lol....calculus 2 must be good for something

[Judas]

i think i was meaning 1/-1 (squared?)
i can't remember now...

i'm always outside the box...

[Nacht]

are you talking about the square root of negative one judas? if so...that is 'i'

you cant devide any number by zero, however

[i suck at life]

30) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

32) Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

34) I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

36) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Amusiing =]