The Pastor and the Peanuts....

[Dyre Straits]

A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.

During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself.

"I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said.

"Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."

[Drakon]

Originally Posted by Dyre Straits

A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.

During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself.

"I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said.

"Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."

Haha, i've seen this before, but it's still funnny though...

[jsx[ifl]]

ive heard that b4 :/ on a cartoon..........still funny

[Dom]

Yucky.

[shortstuff]

Originally Posted by Dom

Yucky.

Exactly Dom.

[mainman]

[GutterPunk]

hehe that was funny