How to clean your toilet

tastyweat · Sep 14, 2004, 05:15 PM

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and stroke him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

drakesteakn · Sep 14, 2004, 06:21 PM

lol, thats sweet, u can clean the cat and the toilet at the same time

pr0digal jenius · Sep 14, 2004, 06:25 PM

i have 3 cats.....does this add extra cleanign power?

drakesteakn · Sep 14, 2004, 06:28 PM

u might need some extra pet shampoo to account for the extra cats

GutterPunk · Sep 14, 2004, 06:30 PM

thats awesome

Nacht · Sep 14, 2004, 07:15 PM

hhahah i wonder if anyone has actually done this?

Markius · Sep 14, 2004, 07:42 PM

my woman has 3 cats also, 3 cats wont fit in one toilet.....

**dj_stick** · Sep 14, 2004, 08:00 PM

you've tried that markius?

The375Boy · Sep 15, 2004, 11:31 AM

omg this is great, i printed this out to my english professor at college and he died in class, my boss cant even read this without laughing...good stuff, post more!!!!

Shinjikun · Sep 15, 2004, 02:04 PM

pr0digal jenius · Sep 15, 2004, 02:19 PM

hahahaha....poor pussy

El Kapitano · Sep 15, 2004, 02:37 PM

Shinjikin - that is one wicked ps'd piccie. Thats been saved into my giggles folder.

Shinjikun · Sep 15, 2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Kapitano

Shinjikin - that is one wicked ps'd piccie. Thats been saved into my giggles folder.

I thought that would fit perfectly with this thread.

Nacht · Sep 15, 2004, 03:22 PM

hahah!

that thing is so scarry looking

The_Neon_Cowboy · Sep 15, 2004, 04:41 PM

I like the "orgional" one that is how to wash your cat that been posted before

I know... I posted it

How to wash the cat

swimtech · Sep 15, 2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

I like the "orgional" one that is how to wash your cat that been posted before

I know... I posted it

How to wash the cat

...and I actually find cleaning the cat much less trouble than cleaning the toilet!

I have 12

cats - and you'd better sit on that lid while the "cleaning" is going on!

Absolutely hilarious!

Nicky-chan · Sep 16, 2004, 06:44 PM

LMFAO *thinks about doing this to my roomates cat*

drewpa13 · Sep 18, 2004, 12:20 AM

Beefy

Sep 14, 2004, 05:15 PM	#1
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,776 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	How to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and stroke him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog __________________

Sep 14, 2004, 06:21 PM	#2
drakesteakn boo!!!! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ft. Meyers, FL Posts: 2,042 Rep Power: 44	lol, thats sweet, u can clean the cat and the toilet at the same time __________________

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pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,672 Rep Power: 0	hahahaha....poor pussy

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El Kapitano Most of the 7 dwarfs in 1 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Rochdale, Lancashire Posts: 947 Rep Power: 0	Shinjikin - that is one wicked ps'd piccie. Thats been saved into my giggles folder.

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Nicky-chan formally Elclair Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Arizona,Pheonix Posts: 360 Rep Power: 0	LMFAO thinks about doing this to my roomates cat __________________

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