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Jul 29, 2004, 04:00 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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Yet another Blond Joke
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jig-saw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks , "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighs, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Jul 29, 2004, 04:03 PM
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I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PuNk
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HEHE!
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Jul 29, 2004, 04:04 PM
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Driverheaven brewmaster
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: British Columbia, Canada
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teeheehee hahaahha
that's bad, but good at the same time  |
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Jul 29, 2004, 05:02 PM
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Space Monocerotis
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Aust
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Hehehe that was a goode  |
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Jul 29, 2004, 05:10 PM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Basement of the first floor
Posts: 15,750
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Jul 29, 2004, 06:45 PM
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Elite Motherf#$%er
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
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(yawn) OLD! |
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Jul 29, 2004, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: California
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rofl funny!@
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Jul 29, 2004, 09:46 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
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rotfl...
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Jul 29, 2004, 09:48 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Canada
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Heh, not bad. |
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Jul 29, 2004, 10:22 PM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
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thats when you leave her there and never come back....lol....rofl
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Jul 29, 2004, 10:27 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Jul 29, 2004, 10:32 PM
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Elite Motherf#$%er
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Have you seen this one?:
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she asked her friend "how could I show people I'm not just a dumb blonde?"
Her friend says, "First learn all the provinces and their capitals."
So that week the blonde learned them. The next week she was at a party and a man asked a question. The blonde says, "I know the anwser!"
Then the man said " What would you know? You're just a dumb blonde?"
Then the blonde says, "I'll have you know I'm not just a dumb blonde, I know all the provinces and their capitals."
Then the man said, " Okay, Saskatchewan."
The blonde started to grin.
"What are you grinning about?" said the man.
The blonde said, "Easy. S."
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Jul 30, 2004, 12:11 AM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Basement of the first floor
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yuo just had to add judas's province didn;t you?
btw this joke has been adapted for almost every country
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Jul 30, 2004, 01:06 AM
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-=[DHzer0point Team]=-
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and im still laughing |
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Jul 30, 2004, 06:11 AM
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Watching
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lmfao!
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Jul 30, 2004, 06:14 AM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Jul 30, 2004, 06:50 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Jul 30, 2004, 09:03 AM
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Delete Me
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by dj_stick
yuo just had to add judas's province didn;t you?
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you mean judas isn't the blonde in question?
haha...j/k judas |
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Nov 22, 2004, 02:35 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Da choppa
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X15
(hehe, thank God for the search engine  ) |
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