[Zardon]

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

[Dom]

Nice one.

[pr0digal jenius]

thats almsot as bad as being Quality COntrol at the Johnson & Johnson Anal-Insert Thermometer plant

[MIG-31]

funny....

i never said that in zardons quote.

[Zardon]

Originally posted by MIG-31
funny....

but im sure this has been posted before.

ok we need to rename your title "offical "no im telling you its been posted before" poster" ... cause thats ALL you ever say !!!!!!!!

[MIG-31]

Originally posted by Zardon
ok we need to rename your title "offical "no im telling you its been posted before" poster" ... cause thats ALL you ever say !!!!!!!!

well somebody had to.

did not intend to ruin your joke.

[Nacht]

Originally posted by Zardon
ok we need to rename your title "offical "no im telling you its been posted before" poster" ... cause thats ALL you ever say !!!!!!!!

lol

[pr0digal jenius]

"official doubter of originality"...lol

[Zardon]

Originally posted by MIG-31
well somebody had to.

did not intend to ruin your joke.

someone said that in 1956 word for word. copycat.

[Drakon]

ohhh man, that was funny...

[tastyweat]

[Logla]

Is this DH copyright or can I use it at work tomorrow