In Hospital

kinetic · Jun 3, 2004, 05:22 AM

I've just been admitted into hospital and the doctors think I may have poisoned myself! I used a daffodil bulb in a cheese sandwich instead of an onion but don't worry I'll be out in the Spring!

***Veridian3*** · Jun 3, 2004, 05:25 AM

omg that was bad!

kinetic · Jun 3, 2004, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by Veridian3
omg that was bad!

Thank you!

**MIG-31** · Jun 3, 2004, 05:51 AM

oh boy...... not be passing that one on.

Vampyromaniac · Jun 3, 2004, 05:55 AM

oh dear . . . time to test out this thread rating option

Asmoday · Jun 3, 2004, 05:59 AM

Omg... sad to hear that kinetic....but maybe next time you'll be more careful with what you eat...

***Zardon*** · Jun 3, 2004, 05:59 AM

bwahahah I gave him a 2 VOTE out of sympathy

(actually it was 1 but im pretending to be nice).

kinetic · Jun 3, 2004, 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by Vampyromaniac
oh dear . . . time to test out this thread rating option

Lol! I laugh in the face of your rating system!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jun 3, 2004, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by kinetic
I've just been admitted into hospital and the doctors think I may have poisoned myself! I used a daffodil bulb in a cheese sandwich instead of an onion...

Daffodil? WTF? are you seroius?

A webpage I found...

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Question: I'd like to cook a gourmet meal with a daffodil consomme. Are daffodil leaves edible?

Answer:I would not attempt to eat daffodil. The bulb of daffodil contains lycorine or narcissine a toxin that acts as an emetic in small amounts and can cause collapse and death by paralysis of the central nervous system in larger doseages. There have been recorded cases of poisonings from people mistakenly eating daffodil bulbs thinking they were onions. While lycorine is concentrated in the bulb of daffodil, the leaves do contain it is lesser amounts. Again, I certainly would not eat daffodil.

http://muextension.missouri.edu/expl...rition0006.htm

~~HawK~~ · Jun 3, 2004, 07:34 AM

Sorry to hear, be well soon
and a flower to ease the pain :

Falstaff · Jun 3, 2004, 07:58 AM

christ mate, be careful, the pancreas and liver are vulnerable to toxins of course, and your kidneys as well, I used to catch Marines making dandelion wine for the narcotic effect, but it would damn near kill them...

Chaos · Jun 3, 2004, 08:11 AM

Dude wtf man!!!! Eating flower bulbs is not a good thing!!!

Get well soon

tastyweat · Jun 3, 2004, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by kinetic
I've just been admitted into hospital and the doctors think I may have poisoned myself! I used a daffodil bulb in a cheese sandwich instead of an onion but don't worry I'll be out in the Spring!

that was soooooo bad!

***Zardon*** · Jun 3, 2004, 09:14 AM

**me thinks some people arent getting kinetics humour*** (understandable)

tastyweat · Jun 3, 2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by Zardon
**me thinks some people arent getting kinetics humour*** (understandable)

yeah... *cough* chaos *cough*

Dom · Jun 3, 2004, 09:27 AM

I get it...but I don't like it.

kinetic · Jun 3, 2004, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Dom
I get it...but I don't like it.

Bah, humbug! No wonder I'm losing stars from my thread rating!

BWX · Jun 3, 2004, 09:45 AM

So this is a big fat lie I take it.

kinetic · Jun 3, 2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by BWX
So this is a big fat lie I take it.

No, it's a big, fat joke that has struggled the Atlantic divide!

fireball · Jun 3, 2004, 01:46 PM

Don't quit your day job kinetic

edperks · Jun 3, 2004, 01:53 PM

That is so BAD!!

Falstaff · Jun 3, 2004, 01:54 PM

ohhhh yeah....got the visual........ugggggghh
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Dom · Jun 3, 2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by kinetic
No, it's a big, fat joke that has struggled the Atlantic divide!

Indeed.

Jun 3, 2004, 05:22 AM	#1
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Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 18,139 Rep Power: 131	christ mate, be careful, the pancreas and liver are vulnerable to toxins of course, and your kidneys as well, I used to catch Marines making dandelion wine for the narcotic effect, but it would damn near kill them... __________________ The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.

Jun 3, 2004, 05:25 AM	#2
*Veridian3* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cloaked Posts: 2,999 Rep Power: 72	omg that was bad!

Jun 3, 2004, 05:59 AM	#7
*Zardon* enchanted Join Date: May 2002 Location: Driverheaven Posts: 32,260 Rep Power: 3150	bwahahah I gave him a 2 VOTE out of sympathy (actually it was 1 but im pretending to be nice).

Jun 3, 2004, 07:34 AM	#10
~~HawK~~ Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,108 Rep Power: 0	Sorry to hear, be well soon and a flower to ease the pain :

Jun 3, 2004, 08:11 AM	#12
Chaos Number Nine Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 5,176 Rep Power: 94 System Specs	Dude wtf man!!!! Eating flower bulbs is not a good thing!!! Get well soon __________________

Jun 3, 2004, 09:14 AM	#14
*Zardon* enchanted Join Date: May 2002 Location: Driverheaven Posts: 32,260 Rep Power: 3150	me thinks some people arent getting kinetics humour* (understandable)

Jun 3, 2004, 09:27 AM	#16
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,942 Rep Power: 0	I get it...but I don't like it.

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BWX Spinal Tapped Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,570 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	So this is a big fat lie I take it. __________________ One Big Ass Mistake America

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fireball DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,899 Rep Power: 0	Don't quit your day job kinetic __________________ [color=gray][/color]

Jun 3, 2004, 01:53 PM	#21
edperks DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southern Illinois Posts: 782 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	That is so BAD!! __________________

Jun 3, 2004, 01:54 PM	#22
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 18,139 Rep Power: 131	ohhhh yeah....got the visual........ugggggghh BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA __________________ The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.