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Old Jun 1, 2004, 02:18 PM   #1
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Zambian man commits suicide after sex with hen
LUSAKA – A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 30 miles east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was butchered after the incident.

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maybe he was just "choking the chicken" no need for suicide there thank you
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them KFC comercials are too sexy, talk about CHICK-FIL-A (get it), i heard he met the chick in AMSTERDAM, in other news the sale of chickens with g-stings on, no longer permitted, also it was discovered that foghorn leghorn was pimping her out, i can go on and on, yes i'm bored
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That man is a demented sack of crap...
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Or he was hen pecked!

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mhhh this remind of of that other guy who did it with chickes!!! you know the one they found dead in a cave cause a bolder came loose and he got crushed in the act with a chicken... I think it was in america
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thats ummm wrong? and ummm hens are small... ermmmmmm lol
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Hens may be small, but I have seen some pretty large eggs. . .
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Sex with a chicken? Thats the fowlest thing I can imagine!
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That's pretty sad...what's even sadder is the fact that people are now laughing at him. He killed himself over that.

Still, it's disgusting that he did that.
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