[fornicatarachnid]

After reading Kinetics pathetic joke Vampire Stalker I thought it would make a good idea for a new thread.

What is the worst joke you have ever heard ????

[kinetic]

Well, I thought I pulled out all the stops with the vampire joke but here goes.

Why do gorillas have large nostrils?


Because they've got fat fingers.

[fornicatarachnid]

ok here goes .............

[uf4]

i also can have a joke, you know. but i'm not sure this's called worst joke.
start with this one.

[UberLord]

Here is the official Worlds Worst Joke

Q. Whats blue and fluffy?

A. A bit of blue fluff

[Ryo-Ohki]

Q: What's tiny, yellow and very very dangerous ?















A: A canary with the super-user password.


(okay, not really worst joke, but I wanted to post it).

[fornicatarachnid]

Originally posted by UberLord
Here is the official Worlds Worst Joke

Q. Whats blue and fluffy?

A. A bit of blue fluff

lol thats fucking funny !

[Worthless Munkee]

I thin kthis was the worst joke ever but people actually laughed at it, I heard this as i walked by someone saying to his friends. Okay here we go:

A priest, a rabbi and a Caramilk Bar are sitting at a bar,

Then the rabbi turns to the Caramilk bar and says so thats how they get the caramilk into the caramilk bar!

Thats the joke, that is all no more no less, people actually thought this was funny I think its the worst joke ever.

[fornicatarachnid]

Originally posted by UberLord
Here is the official Worlds Worst Joke

Q. Whats blue and fluffy?

A. A bit of blue fluff

This reminded of me of a good bad one .......

Q. Whats hard and sticky ?












A. A stick

[Worthless Munkee]

Q. Whats small green and shaped like a square.
















A. A smal green square

[DallasStar]

Originally posted by Worthless Munkee
I thin kthis was the worst joke ever but people actually laughed at it, I heard this as i walked by someone saying to his friends. Okay here we go:

A priest, a rabbi and a Caramilk Bar are sitting at a bar,

Then the rabbi turns to the Caramilk bar and says so thats how they get the caramilk into the caramilk bar!

Thats the joke, that is all no more no less, people actually thought this was funny I think its the worst joke ever.

Either I don't properly understand this joke..... or that is one stupid joke :hmmm

[Worthless Munkee]

Don't worry there is nothing to understand, that was the joke, i was laughing at how stupid it was when i heard it.

[Greebo_x]

...the last U.S. presidential election. {short drum roll and rim-shot follows}

[digitalwanderer]

...that the worst joke I know is also my favorite one to tell people. It's funnier told aloud, but here goes.

Smartass: "Have you ever noticed that when ducks fly south for the winter in a v-shape that one side of the 'v' is always longer than the other one?"

Gullible1: "Yeah, I noticed that."

Smartass: "Do you know why that is?"

Gullible1: "No, why?"

Smartass: "Because, there's more ducks on that side."

[kinetic]

Originally posted by UberLord
Here is the official Worlds Worst Joke

Q. Whats blue and fluffy?

A. A bit of blue fluff

You said I should be shot after my Vampire joke, well you my friend should be pegged out in the middle of the Sahara after that!

[kinetic]

A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint...........the crew are said to be marooned!

[crazy overclock]

Tok tok tok
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna mazing joke
*gets ready to get shot*

[Ryoko]

Originally posted by crazy overclock
Tok tok tok
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna mazing joke
*gets ready to get shot*

*aims barrett*

BLAM!!!

[uf4]

A woman was with her bridge club when her young son came up to her and
announced, "Mommy, I wanna go to the toilet!"

She scolded him and said, "Don't SAY toilet...WHISPER!

He walked away, hurt, but having learned his lesson.

That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the boy woke up and crept from his room
to his parents' dark bedroom. He walked up to his father's side of the bed and
sharply poked his slumbering pa until he mumbled, "...wattya want..."

"I wanna whisper!" he said.

"Come on over and whisper in Daddy's ear."

;

[Greebo_x]

jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Orange."
victim: "Orange who?"
jokester: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"

[Ryoko]

Originally posted by Greebo_x
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Banana."
victim: "Banana who?"
jokester: "Knock knock."
victim: "Who's there?"
jokester: "Orange."
victim: "Orange who?"
jokester: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"

that was a pretty bad joke. kudos

[Ryo-Ohki]

Originally posted by mickapetch
A woman was with her bridge club when her young son came up to her and
announced, "Mommy, I wanna go to the toilet!"

She scolded him and said, "Don't SAY toilet...WHISPER!

He walked away, hurt, but having learned his lesson.

That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the boy woke up and crept from his room
to his parents' dark bedroom. He walked up to his father's side of the bed and
sharply poked his slumbering pa until he mumbled, "...wattya want..."

"I wanna whisper!" he said.

"Come on over and whisper in Daddy's ear."

;

!!

I knew it in french, but my version wasn't nearly as funny

[uf4]

A man sat next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight
attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant
then asked the minister if he would also like a drink...

The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips."

The man handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know there was a choice.

;

[Ryoko]

Originally posted by mickapetch
A man sat next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight
attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant
then asked the minister if he would also like a drink...

The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips."

The man handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know there was a choice.

;

that was actually pretty good

[uf4]

Originally posted by Ryoko
that was actually pretty good

Thank You.

Today bonus then
----------------

A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts
into laughter and walks out the store.

The next day he comes in again,again buys condoms and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is
somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back.

Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after
him,returning 20 minutes later.

" So did you follow him?" Asks the pharmacist.

"Yup."

"Where did he go?"

"Your house."

;