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May 19, 2004, 01:27 PM
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Watching
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The little girl and the cop
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." |
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May 19, 2004, 01:29 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Sweden
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May 19, 2004, 01:33 PM
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Live from the Dungeon
Join Date: May 2003
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May 19, 2004, 02:29 PM
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DH.Sig.Maker
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: england
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haha, not heard that one
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May 19, 2004, 03:23 PM
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I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
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haha thats great
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May 19, 2004, 03:34 PM
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DH News MOD
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brilliant.
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May 19, 2004, 03:56 PM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
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hhe thats a good one
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