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Apr 17, 2004, 10:25 PM
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I like to whinge
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Post your stories of encounters with odd-people
Post anything, from a conflict with an angry person that you can look back on and laugh to a conversation with an odd person.
It can be anything, example: Someone who insists they've seen UFOS, people who tell you we'll see the end of the world next week, etc.
Today I was in the store, and as I was comming out, this weird man came to me. Keep in mind, this man's very weird. He's an old man who rides a bike around town. Not that it's weird, but he has a ton of flags on the back, and the back has two wheels. I've also caught him pooping in the middle of the street one night.
The man came up to me and out of nowhere asked "Have you found God?!"
Now, for the love of me, I don't know why I had to answer him, as he asks everyone this question all the time. He doesn't even follow religion, he sits there on Sundays standing outside the church during mass. He'll YELL at THE CHURCH! Very creepy, something out of a Steven King Movie.
So I go "No, I don't usually play 'Hide and Go-Seek' with him. He cheats too much. Everytime I hide, he finds me in less than 30 seconds. He cheats..it's obvious. And if you plan on gambling with him anytime soon, cancel those plans, as he cheats at Poker too."
The man gave me a weird look, like he was about to explode into a thousand pieces. Sort of like in RE: Code Veronica, the last boss you have to beat.
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Apr 18, 2004, 12:32 AM
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I like to whinge
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The man I justed posted about was arrested for public nudity.
Funny how I just posted it, and BAM, he's gone.
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:18 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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lol...... that's great.. love it...
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:20 AM
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Yarr... I be blind!
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Well there was this one time I met this raving lunatic, kept saying his name online was "Luck," I didn't believe him at the time but....
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:21 AM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
Well there was this one time I met this raving lunatic, kept saying his name online was "Luck," I didn't believe him at the time but....
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:22 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
Well there was this one time I met this raving lunatic, kept saying his name online was "Luck," I didn't believe him at the time but....
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and then there is JEFF..... formally known as Chef Jeff... formally known as Cyborg...... formally .. who knows....
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:24 AM
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Yarr... I be blind!
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Hey, I was only Chef Jeff for like 30 minutes...
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:25 AM
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I like to whinge
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
Well there was this one time I met this raving lunatic, kept saying his name online was "Luck," I didn't believe him at the time but....
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:26 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Originally posted by Jeff
Hey, I was only Chef Jeff for like 30 minutes...
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more like 3 months.. you used that user name for ages..
i stick with judas... I am JUDAS werever i go.... enless someone has taken it...
I dare you to even touch my profile...  |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:27 AM
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DH's Latest Mac Convert
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Originally posted by Judas
I dare you to even touch my profile...
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big mistake i think |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:29 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Originally posted by dj_stick
big mistake i think
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nothing like er..... daring.... er.. an... um... admin?
kinda like Bruce Almighty though... love that movie...
"Thou shall not temp the lord" |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:29 AM
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Yarr... I be blind!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Judas
more like 3 months.. you used that user name for ages..
i stick with judas... I am JUDAS werever i go.... enless someone has taken it...
I dare you to even touch my profile...
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Oh well then you are just talking about my custom user title, not my actual user name. |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:30 AM
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I like to whinge
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Quote:
Originally posted by dj_stick
big mistake i think
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Poor Judas.
....Last Act of Defiance |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:31 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Originally posted by Jeff
Oh well then you are just talking about my custom user title, not my actual user name.
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You playing with my head?
i swear... i saw that user name as Cheff Jeff..... Please.. someone... agree with me.... wait.. i'll get neo  |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:32 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Originally posted by Luck
Poor Judas.
....Last Act of Defiance
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god.. i hope not....   |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:36 AM
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Luck are u telling that story about your dad again? |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:37 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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ok ok.. after sitting with the crickets orchastra.....er um.... there there jeff... "pat pat".... buddy buddy.....
*cough*
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:38 AM
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Yarr... I be blind!
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:39 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Originally posted by Jeff
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whad'ya do? |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:40 AM
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I like to whinge
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Quote:
Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
Luck are u telling that story about your dad again?
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If my dad was as senile as this guy, I would never go outside and I'd probably pretend I'm a female on the pc.
The guy really smelled too, he reaked of dirty diapers.
You all should be sympathizing for me! |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:40 AM
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Yarr... I be blind!
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nothing... yet
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:41 AM
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I like to whinge
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Originally posted by Jeff
nothing... yet
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AHAHAH |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Luck
If my dad was as senile as this guy, I would wear a dress never go outside, use a screen name like luck and then pretend I'm a female on the pc.
You all should be sympathizing for me!
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If i wake up I'll have more then a good story for ya.. i seen some coooks in my time |
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Apr 18, 2004, 01:46 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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Quote:
Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Luck
If my dad was as senile as this guy, I would wear a dress never go outside, use a screen name like luck and then pretend I'm a female on the pc.
You all should be sympathizing for me!
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