Canadians Can Be PROUD!

[Dyre Straits]

(Posted by one of my good Canadian buddies on another forum.)

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane
and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

(EDIT: Note -- this was a copy/paste. I just noticed that 24 comes after 25 which comes after 24. Hmmm.... Canadians can only count to 25 and then have to countdown, huh? )

[Falstaff]

I love Canadian Music, the list is long and distinguished but you know what I mean

[Zardon]

ATI and RUSH, hell even Im proud of canada and im not canadian !

[Asmoday]

The Canadians can be very proud of ATI....me likes alot

[Judas]

..What about santa? he's canadian! ..... man... that list is pwuny... waht about phones.... what about alot of other things.... hell... canadians built nasa..... our technology is all over the place.. it just doesn't have our distinct canadian name on it because of multi nationality....

[Markius]

if its true that Canadians invented Basketball, then i love you guys!
and as for ATi...well you may have outdone yourselves

[Judas]

...yep.. basketball..... man.. a ton of cames were invented here..... majority of the idea of the games thanks to the natives....

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Judas
..What about santa? he's canadian! ..... man... that list is pwuny... waht about phones.... what about alot of other things.... hell... canadians built nasa..... our technology is all over the place.. it just doesn't have our distinct canadian name on it because of multi nationality....

The phone is on the list.

[mainman]

Well i love Canada...most of my family lives in Canada and if been there a few times, very nice country you got there buds...very clean...alot of green... very nice indeed...

[mbeeston]

CANADA RULEZ j00 ALL!

[Judas]

Originally posted by Jeff
The phone is on the list.

i'm blind.......