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Old Jan 10, 2004, 06:37 AM   #1
 
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The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,

"What is this, Father?"





The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old
blonde woman stepped out.



The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son,

"Go get your mother."
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 06:50 AM   #2
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that is comedy.

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Old Jan 10, 2004, 06:56 AM   #3
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 07:32 AM   #4
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Will it take my wife too?!?!
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 08:06 AM   #5
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Anyone have a link to where this contraption can be found?? Zardon will be drunk tonight......and may need it in the morning!!
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 08:50 AM   #6
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thats gold!!
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 12:45 PM   #7
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Can anyone use it?
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 12:56 PM   #8
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hahah that ones good

i wish i could do it to some girls i know and it would be a lot ezier macking them ahhahaha
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 07:44 PM   #9
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Quote:
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Can anyone use it?
Doesn't mention anything about gender changes...
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 08:00 PM   #10
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i liked that one muy bien
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 09:16 PM   #11
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Tragic- Like my man said "that is comedy"!
good one, you just made my day!
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 09:23 PM   #12
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now thats funny...
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Old Jan 10, 2004, 10:27 PM   #13
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LMAO... that made my day!
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