I just would like to let out a virtual scream, ahhhhhhhhh thats better.
this is to all the married men who have a wife who is a complusive shopper and always forgets something. Im not the most tolerant of people and I guess alot of people see me as being harsh but I am who I am ! Alot of people say what they think they want others to hear them say, but I always tell it like is it. Someone is being an asshole, then ill make sure I tell them. always got me into major shit when I was younger. Luckily I can take care of myself
Some dude was in a queue in front of us yesterday giving some young temp looking female assistant a hard time about waiting - I swear to god, this guy was such a pussy - moaning about this and that, blah blah... nothing I hate more than whinging little men, so after a few minutes of listening to his girlie little rant I tapped him on the shoulder and said "hey man, any chance you could shut the fuck up and let the others behind you get some service". I swore if he said anything I would have punched him right there. I have a temper. Luckily for him, he saw I meant it, and moved quickly on. meanwhile my wife was on edge cause she knows me and didnt want any scenes erupting. So to make up for that, she bought more crap. wonderful. that backfired on me.
My wife has went on a shopping spree for about 5 weeks now and im sure when I see her credit card bill im going to slowly kill her across the 4 week period that is January. If she even mentions January sales, then im going to kick her out on her ass
Only good thing so far apart from stopping work for a while is seeing my daughter last night all excited and she wanted me to open a present she bought me (well my wife more than likely in the middle of one of her 6 hour shopping stints). legacy of kain. asskickingly good and very well done, always been a major fan of the series.
So now its lunch preparations, then some whiskey. and then the annoying hairy female relatives who buy the stupidiest most non related presents cause they dont see the rest of the family all year. I look forward to tomorrow, when im heading out with my buds to the local golf club. get away from the commercial crap that has turned into christmas.
Ah christmas, dont you just love it
