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Nov 18, 2003, 07:06 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 12,078
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Technologically Challenged
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager, 'he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:32 PM
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lol... funny stuff...
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:37 PM
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Still watching...
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Orihuela (Spain)
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:45 PM
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REDRUM "237"
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Alicante (Spain)
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Thats great Dyre Straits
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:49 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: U.S.A.
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old joke diffrent story :P
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Nov 18, 2003, 08:13 PM
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CPTN.Archangel SFC RA
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: alberta, canada (thats north of the usa people)
Posts: 923
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very old
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R.I.P Roadee - you will be missed T_T
peace,love, and war... 3 things people look for...
"if your going off the deep end, show off, do a cannon ball!" - me
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Nov 19, 2003, 03:48 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
Posts: 4,677
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I like it. 
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Nov 19, 2003, 05:18 AM
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Watching
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The void
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:11 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
Posts: 23,228
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..... tiny paper for a fax.. maybe a bill... or reciept....
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Look in the mirror occasionally, unless you reflect on what has occured in the past, scale those historical moments and forgotten moments to todays current situations, you are bound, in every inconceiveable and unwanted way, to repeat that which you may have swore to never do, and never support. We must awaken, and we must do so now and in mass. ~*pm me for whom*
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Nov 19, 2003, 07:31 AM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Scotland
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Lol...good one m8!
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