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Old Nov 18, 2003, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager, 'he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."

The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The hillbilly finally said...

"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Old Nov 18, 2003, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol... funny stuff...
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Old Nov 18, 2003, 07:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old Nov 18, 2003, 07:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats great Dyre Straits
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Old Nov 18, 2003, 07:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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old joke diffrent story :P
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Old Nov 18, 2003, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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very old
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Old Nov 19, 2003, 03:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like it.
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Old Nov 19, 2003, 05:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old Nov 19, 2003, 06:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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..... tiny paper for a fax.. maybe a bill... or reciept....
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Old Nov 19, 2003, 07:31 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Lol...good one m8!
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