why your inlaws are evil.

Oct 23, 2003, 05:22 PM

Ok... we've all seen the equation that proves that girls are evil. unfortunately, they left out one factor, "love". so, here we go

Girls = Time X Money X Love

as we know, time is money so:

Girls = Money X Money X Love

And as we all know, money is the root of all evil... so

Girls = (square root of evil)^2 X Love

Now, as the men know, the word "love" destroys... so

Girls = (square root of evil)^2 X Destroyer

and of course... a destroyer is evil, so

Girls = (square root of evil)^2 X Evil

and:

Girls = Evil X Evil

so:

Girls = Evil^2

As we know, we must take the square root of both sides of an equation to get rid of a square... so

The square root of girls = Evil

From this we conclude, it is not the girl that is evil, it is her ROOT! Why is this important? Well obviously, her root is her parents. Which proves why your inlaws are evil.

just a joke girls... don't get all pissy

Judas · Oct 23, 2003, 07:48 PM

lol...some of the math don't work... it should be evil cubed.... because you don't need to sqaure root it toll you have completely simplified the equation....

Jeff · Oct 23, 2003, 08:21 PM

Girls = Time X Money X Love

as we know, time is money so:

Girls = Money² X Love

And as we all know, money is the root of all evil... so

Girls = (√evil)² X Love

Therefore,

Girls = Evil X Love

Now, as the men know, the word "love" destroys... so

Girls = Evil X Destroyer

and of course... a destroyer is evil, so

Girls = Evil X Evil

so:

Girls = Evil²

As we know, we must take the square root of both sides of an equation to get rid of a square... so

√girls = Evil

From this we conclude, it is not the girl that is evil, it is her ROOT! Why is this important? Well obviously, her root is her parents. Which proves why your inlaws are evil

That's my simplification for it... Seems to work out to me Judas....

Money = √evil

Judas · Oct 23, 2003, 08:27 PM

lol....i messed up.. missed the root of all evill......

Oct 23, 2003, 08:35 PM

see... at least you guys don't freak out... i was at www.studentcenter.org and they were freakin out... the girls would say "that is really demeaning!" and stuff like that. pissed me off.

also... thank you jeff... i couldn't find the square root sign or ANYTHING! not even the "square" sign (little 2)

Judas · Oct 23, 2003, 09:02 PM

that there place...is extremely odd to me...

the_penguin · Oct 23, 2003, 10:35 PM

I know how it feels to have "evil in-laws". I was engaged to a guy in college and his dad kept bashing me and telling his son that i was trash and that i wasn't worth it... He did finally stick up for me but it was too late. I can't stand when parents do that to their childern.. of course, their parents probably did it to them. Que sera, sera