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Oct 23, 2003, 01:03 PM
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Burned
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Cool comebacks
I saw this today on IRC and I thought it was pretty funny. it happened when some guy was being an asshole and this dude replied.
[Crircspyre] Today is Thursday, Oct. 23, the 296th day of 2003. There are 69 days left in the year. There are 6 days until Call of Duty. There are 13 days until Matrix Revolutions. There are 27 days until XIII. There are 55 days until the Return of The King. There are 0 days left until everybody realizes you're a fag.
anyone got any funny comebacks?
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Oct 23, 2003, 01:46 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Lol...that is a good one, must have been saving it
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Oct 23, 2003, 01:51 PM
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Burned
Join Date: May 2002
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[offtopic]
you have my old avatar image from vampire the masquerade, what a great game that was !
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Oct 23, 2003, 02:07 PM
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Discombobulated NVidiot
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[SIZE=x-large]Hey Buddy! If I wanted a comeback from you. I'd Burp ya.[/size]
Hey Zardon. I got that waterblock. CHECK IT!
Last edited by Driver 7; Oct 24, 2003 at 01:52 AM.
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Oct 23, 2003, 02:10 PM
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F*&k The Police
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Re: Cool comebacks
Quote:
Originally posted by Zardon
[Crircspyre] Today is Thursday, Oct. 23, the 296th day of 2003. There are 69 days left in the year. There are 6 days until Call of Duty. There are 13 days until Matrix Revolutions. There are 27 days until XIII. There are 55 days until the Return of The King. There are 0 days left until everybody realizes you're a fag.
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LMAO!! That is historic!!!!   |
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Oct 23, 2003, 03:55 PM
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Watching
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*****This actually happened*****
*Guy drives up to fast food place*
guy: "Yeah - I'd like a burger and a large french fries"
clerk: "Sorry - no frech fries today - the fryer's broken"
guy: "Oh - ok then - I'll just have a small fries then please"
clerk: "Sorry - no fries today"
guy: "Right - so I'll have a medium fries then"
clerk: "Ok... Listen buddy... who put the apple in pineapple?"
guy: "urrmmm... nature did"
clerk: "That's right, nature did. Who put the bear in polar bear?"
guy: "urrrmmm... nature did"
clerk: "that's right, nature did.. Now... who put the frick in french fries?"
guy: "uurrrmmm... there aint no frick in french fries"
clerk: "that's right - there aint no frickin french fries - now why don't you get out of here before I jump out this speaker box and ram this burger down your throat?"
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As you would probably guess... the clerk got sacked soon after this - as his boss heard the whole thing on tape!!!!! |
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Oct 23, 2003, 04:06 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zardon
[offtopic]
you have my old avatar image from vampire the masquerade, what a great game that was !
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Was wasn't it!! |
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Oct 23, 2003, 07:43 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
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...lol... at BK... you wouldn't believe the idiots...
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Oct 23, 2003, 08:11 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by tastyweat
*****This actually happened*****
*Guy drives up to fast food place*
guy: "Yeah - I'd like a burger and a large french fries"
clerk: "Sorry - no frech fries today - the fryer's broken"
guy: "Oh - ok then - I'll just have a small fries then please"
clerk: "Sorry - no fries today"
guy: "Right - so I'll have a medium fries then"
clerk: "Ok... Listen buddy... who put the apple in pineapple?"
guy: "urrmmm... nature did"
clerk: "That's right, nature did. Who put the bear in polar bear?"
guy: "urrrmmm... nature did"
clerk: "that's right, nature did.. Now... who put the frick in french fries?"
guy: "uurrrmmm... there aint no frick in french fries"
clerk: "that's right - there aint no frickin french fries - now why don't you get out of here before I jump out this speaker box and ram this burger down your throat?"
personal experince?
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As you would probably guess... the clerk got sacked soon after this - as his boss heard the whole thing on tape!!!!!
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personal experince? |
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Oct 23, 2003, 08:16 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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........ i'm actually at a loss of why he would be fired...... as i've heard worse things said over the speaker.... (personal experience).....
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Oct 23, 2003, 10:44 PM
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DriverHeaven Lover
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i work carry out at Steak n Shake. and i get people who are looking around for a menu on the wall. I get some strange orders at times, Steakburger (like a hamburger) with no bun, or people who don't know what we have and try to order something that is offered at other fast food places. and then you get the ones who are like, "Well, I don't know what i want, what do you suggest?"
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Oct 23, 2003, 11:08 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
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OK the funniest one I've heard recently was when I was making fun of one of my friends...he replied with "Ok If I need any more lip out of you I will pull ur pants down and spread ur legs" Now I'm a guy so now it just sounds worse. Not the cleanest but funny as hell! LOL
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Oct 24, 2003, 02:18 AM
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Discombobulated NVidiot
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Driving downtown with a buddy when he pointed at a hottie and gives the thumbs up. And I Said man that chicks got butter face. Butter face? he asked. N I said. She' allright. But her face!!!
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Oct 24, 2003, 06:09 AM
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Watching
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Quote:
Originally posted by mbeeston
personal experince?
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no - not personal experience - a friend |
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Oct 24, 2003, 10:03 AM
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Banned
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The joke was on me
True story.
Was working in a big kitchen, and was assign to meat & gravy
my collegue was doing the soup for that day: Oxtailsoup,
the start in making oxtail soup isn't much different than that of making gravy..
ME: walking to the collegue, pointed at the oxtailsoup, he! I already made the gravy...
Him: yah; but this one is for consumption..
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Oct 24, 2003, 02:45 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
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lol...hawk..that's a kodak moment....
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Oct 24, 2003, 02:49 PM
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i am rad.
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"go die" thats my comeback. might not be a good one, but it works, everytime.
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