Cute Joke

[WildChild]

>>Subject: FW: The Pregnant Lady
>>
>>A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
>>noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
>>immediately moved to another seat.
>>
>>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
>>The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the
>>man burst out laughing, She complained to the driver and he
>>had the man arrested.
>>
>>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
>>20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
>>your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus,
>>I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
>>sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
>>grinned.
>>
>>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's
>>Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
>>
>>Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's
>>Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
>>
>>BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
>>under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
>>prevented this Accident...I just lost it."
>>
>>
>>"CASE DISMISSED"

[toddsmack2k]

LMAO nice !!!!!!!!!!

[littlebit]

LMAO good one wildchild

[Judas]

lol....that's a keeper...

[tastyweat]

Originally posted by wildchild
>>Subject: FW: The Pregnant Lady
>>
>>A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
>>noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
>>immediately moved to another seat.
>>
>>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
>>The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the
>>man burst out laughing, She complained to the driver and he
>>had the man arrested.
>>
>>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
>>20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
>>your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus,
>>I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
>>sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
>>grinned.
>>
>>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's
>>Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
>>
>>Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's
>>Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
>>
>>BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
>>under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
>>prevented this Accident...I just lost it."
>>
>>
>>"CASE DISMISSED"

VERY good WC

[MIG-31]

just emailed that joke to a few i know.

great joke.