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Jul 6, 2002, 09:07 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Atlanta
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Hello...Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2.
If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call!
If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you what to do.
If are depressed, it doesn't matter what you do, 4 nobody cares anyway.   |
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Jul 6, 2002, 01:02 PM
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E Pluribus Unum
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Hello...Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline...
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Originally posted by David
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2.
If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call!
If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you what to do.
If are depressed, it doesn't matter what you do, 4 nobody cares anyway.
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If you're in denial, just hang up. |
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Jul 6, 2002, 02:00 PM
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Junior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Wave Existence
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Jul 8, 2002, 01:13 PM
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: NEW YORK CITY!!
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Re: Hello...Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline...
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Originally posted by David
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2.
If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call!
If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you what to do.
If are depressed, it doesn't matter what you do, 4 nobody cares anyway.
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If your posessed by the devil hit 666 |
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Jul 8, 2002, 11:56 PM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
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if you not gay and a man in a bad posistion with another guy and Vice versa hit 69...
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Jul 16, 2002, 06:05 AM
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
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666
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Jul 16, 2002, 08:17 AM
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Hydrogenated Dumbass
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Canuckland
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If your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap, clap)
If your happy and you know it clap your feet (clap, clap)
If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it
If your happy and you know it smack the phone on your head (bonk, bonk)
- If you are overly happy and on the verge of going "Barney the dinosaur" on us, do this!
(hehehe http://www.bbc.co.uk/education/tween...ouknowit.shtml )
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